# Since Super Kapowzler went All "@\*&#", What is the Increase in Ad $, Please. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165 "2010-04-24T00:41:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/21 "2010-04-24T04:54:19Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Your shtick was entertaining for a while as a novelty act, but it’s getting old dude. This. I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s just a regular Kapowzler. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/22 "2010-04-24T05:03:30Z")
> [@SoulFrost](#): > > [Don’t break **Cat Whisperer** ’s heart!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12376217&postcount=5) Yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/23 "2010-04-24T06:01:30Z")
> [@Walmarticus](#): > > … > > For the sake of those over-stuffed few, and the humor deprived masses, I would encourage you, Super Kapowzler, to tone it down. Your bannage would be a devastating blow to the SDMB community. A blow I likely could not withstand. > > and shit, my friend. And shit, indeed. I thought this thread was toned down. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/24 "2010-04-24T12:43:36Z")
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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/25 "2010-04-24T12:49:45Z")
… and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/26 "2010-04-24T14:51:08Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > His post is his cite. 😃 You misspelled “shite.” ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/27 "2010-04-24T15:05:08Z")
Shit stops being funny when the Shitter tries to draw attention to his shit. Just do your shit, but like any good shit, remember – sometimes less is more. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/28 "2010-04-24T15:12:06Z")
Good morning to all! I hope everyone is well, this fine morning! Still waiting on the question about the money. Patiently waiting. Politely. (fingers tapping) Still hanging out in my own posts as **Marley23** ordered. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/29 "2010-04-24T15:32:38Z")
I very much doubt that you will ever get a meaningful answer to your money question. First of all, because many posters are members or charter members, and will not see any ads. Second, because the software would have to sort through the viewers who read the posts, and determine which posts/threads had ads that were actually seen. Third, and more importantly, Ed and the Reader have always refused to disclose financial information. I think that you will never get an answer to your question about revenue increase, no matter how many times you ask or bump a thread. This statement is not an official one, but I have drawn upon my knowledge of how the board works, and how Ed and the Reader have behaved in the past. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/30 "2010-04-24T15:47:52Z")
15000 ad impressions here? Probably like an eighth of midi. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/31 "2010-04-25T11:37:16Z")
> [@SoulFrost](#): > > > [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > > > Word is a four letter word. > > So is “stuff”. Um … really? (I’m guessing I’ve been whooshed.) ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/32 "2010-04-25T11:49:26Z")
In **Super Kaplowzer** land, nothing is as it seems. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/33 "2010-04-25T19:55:11Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > Still waiting on the question about the money. Patiently waiting. Politely. (fingers tapping) While I can’t add technical knowledge beyond what **Lynn Bodoni** said, we’ve had thousands of threads with more views than yours. There’s no way you’re moving the needle here. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/34 "2010-04-25T20:45:49Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > Word up, Hello, and Greetings this fine evening. I was wondering, since this board advertises the exposure of Acai berrys and such, and local mom making $77/hr Online and such, and noticing the sudden swell of activity on this site, centered around **Super Kapowzler** ’s stuff and such, can you give an estimation and stuff about this? > > There is a post that has about 15,000 views, and such, and each of those has a banner ad and stuff and I was wondering in a rule-abiding manner, very politely and stuff, friend,what is the increase in money? Has it increased? > > Logically, I would comment about what I believe, but I’ll leave money matters to the experts. > > Please ELUDIMICATE. > > Word is a four letter word. Rant needs more cowbell. ---
**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/35 "2010-04-25T20:50:32Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > Still waiting on the question about the money. Patiently waiting. Politely. (fingers tapping) You’ll have to excuse me. I hadn’t realized you’d purchased the company. Can I have a raise? The embedded Google tag that tracks Super Kapowzler-generated revenue isn’t working today, and it probably won’t be working tomorrow, either. However, over the past month the SDMB racked up 6.5 million page views, of which you figure you accounted for what, 15K? So if you’re thinking we should start comping your meals and sending hookers up to your room and shit, you could be waiting a while. ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/36 "2010-04-25T20:53:47Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > So if you’re thinking we should start comping your meals and sending hookers up to your room and shit, you could be waiting a while. I would gladly settle for just one or the other… ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/37 "2010-04-25T21:24:21Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > So if you’re thinking we should start comping your meals and sending hookers up to your room and shit, you could be waiting a while. > [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > I would gladly settle for just one or the other… Be careful what you wish for. Ed says he’s ordered a full load of “and shit” your way. You’re welcome.😛 ---
**Author:** ![IAmNotSpartacus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@IAmNotSpartacus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IAmNotSpartacus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/38 "2010-04-25T22:09:07Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > Still waiting on the question about the money. Patiently waiting. Politely. (fingers tapping) Using Alexa as a guide [thestraightdope.com](http://thestraightdope.com) and its subdomain, [boards.straightdope.com](http://boards.straightdope.com) have not experienced any statistically meaningful change in traffic since you’ve started posting here. Your premise is fatally flawed and you have asked a question that cannot be realistically answered. Unless you have some other way of corroborating this “sudden swell in activity” and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/39 "2010-04-25T22:18:50Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Because your question is really about “This Message Board” and not a General Question as such, I"ve moved it to ATMB. > > Have a nice day, and shit, bitches. > > **samclem** , Moderator, General Questions You have to demand that he post his picture in the Picture Gallery. I have to know what a Kapowzler looks like. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/40 "2010-04-26T00:19:41Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > So if you’re thinking we should start comping your meals and sending hookers up to your room and shit, you could be waiting a while. Since when did **Super K** become a Charter Member? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165.md?page=3)