# Since Super Kapowzler went All "@\*&#", What is the Increase in Ad $, Please. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165 "2010-04-24T00:41:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/41 "2010-04-26T02:27:08Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > So if you’re thinking we should start comping your meals and sending hookers up to your room and shit, you could be waiting a while. I read this as “comping your **meds** ” at first, and was thinking that’s the last thing we want him to have. Unless you mean “meds,” wink wink, nudge nudge. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/42 "2010-04-26T03:40:21Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > In **Super Kaplowzer** land, nothing is as it seems. What happens in **Super Kapowzler** Land stays in **Super Kapowzler** Land. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/43 "2010-04-26T03:44:46Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > In **Super Kaplowzer** land, nothing is as it seems. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/44 "2010-04-26T03:54:34Z")
> [@Shmendrik](#): > > Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels. Shit within shit. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/45 "2010-04-26T11:47:09Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > This. > > I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s just a regular Kapowzler. You mean, he used to be a big “K” and now he’s just a little “k”? How sad. Hundred dollar bills, ya’ll! And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/46 "2010-04-27T17:35:44Z")
Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/47 "2010-04-27T17:57:53Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > _snip_ > > sending hookers up to your room and shit > > _snip_ Some people pay for that? Hell, I’ll pay you not to send hookers to shit in my room. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/48 "2010-04-27T18:58:44Z")
6.5M hits for $15K comes to about 2.3 cents per ad impression (assuming that all ads pay the same rate) Now SK just needs to add up all of the page views his threads have received and that’s his gross figure. He would then have to adjust it for the fraction of those impressions that the board would have received whether his thread was there or not. That adjustment would be completely arbitrary. Have fun and suchlike! ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/49 "2010-04-27T19:08:00Z")
Another tip: Work out the details of recompence, in writing, before you do the work. Otherwise, any work done, and the benefit that may arise therefrom, may be construed as a voluntary donation (aka “free”) of your time and efforts. All you can expect, at best, **KP** , is a pat on the back. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/50 "2010-04-27T19:17:05Z")
er… **SK** , that is… the OP. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/51 "2010-04-27T19:23:41Z")
We knew him so well. and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/52 "2010-04-27T19:56:18Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > We knew him so well. > > and shit. Please tell me you haven’t ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/53 "2010-04-27T20:34:06Z")
> [@Shmendrik](#): > > Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels. What’s that, now? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/54 "2010-04-27T21:46:08Z")
That’s their way of telling you to go F\*\*\* yourself, **Wheelz**. ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/55 "2010-04-27T21:55:32Z")
Rotational masturbation. Intriguing. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/56 "2010-04-28T03:53:54Z")
> [@Angry Lurker](#): > > Please tell me you haven’t ☹ We haven’t. Just look at one of his posts and you’ll see that. Until this evening he hadn’t even posted for a couple of days. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165/57 "2010-04-28T23:55:51Z")
> [@Shmendrik](#): > > Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels. Now your cooking… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-super-kapowzler-went-all-what-is-the-increase-in-ad-please/537165.md?page=2)