Sinead O’Connor Makes Kim Kardashian Seem Like An Old Married Woman

Sinead’s divorce is off after “a night of love making.”

Does hair scare her?

Wait, I thought that was all the marriage was based on? She made some comment about none of her lovers giving her the ol’ backdoor entry she liked, and then a little while later this fellow came along…

Whew. Sanctity of the holy institution of marriage saved!

Not to defend Sinead here (talented, but obviously has some serious issues), but what makes this a “Hollywood marriage”?

Its brevity?

Was that when she was a priest in some rogue Latin Mass Catholic order?

Apparently Sinead attempted suicide last Thursday. What a weird roller coaster… I hope she can get the help she needs before it’s too late.

Damn, I wonder if anyone has her in the Death Pool…

I’m not sure Sinead deserves to be in a death pool. I’m not kick up my heels and dance and Irish jig when she’s dead.

Deserves got nothing to do with it.