“I don’t see the problem - all I did was key the car, cut up the car seats, slash the tires, and break the headlights - ruined my best baseball bat. But he cheated.”
Jim Morrison killed his dad, probably his brother and sister too.
And then fucked his mom.
And you gotta run for your life if you can, little girl – catch you with another man, that’s the end.
Somebody better stop Joe, before he shoots his old lady with that gun in his hand!
Gwar might have a song or two about…objectionable…things…preschool prostitutes, for example…
lyrics in spoiler
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Edit: I forgot to mention, singing about it doesn’t make it ok unless you are dressed in foam rubber armor.
Lordi (2006 Eurovision winners) are a similar band, with a similar discography.
Serial murder, necrophilia, cannibalism…
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snfaulkner, quite aside from the fact that that song is disgusting, it’s also against the board’s rules to violate copyright, such as by quoting the entire lyrics of a song. I’ve thus edited them out of your post.
Bah! i didn’t even think of that. Sorry.
Having sex with a woman without a condom and then shipping her away to a foreign country.
Who knew “Age of Consent” was so hard to understand, and remember, and at the right time…
Plenty of 16 year old legal marriages and relationships in our US past. It’s not explicit anyway.
Never mind Ringo. John Lennon used to be cruel to his woman. He beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved.
Man, he was mean (until he was changing his scene and doing the best that he can.)
The Sublime song “Wrong Way” (which charted, somehow) is about a 12 year old prostitute who the singer feels bad about but definitely took her “to the can, in the wrong way.” But he’ll totally help her if she wants.
But John didn’t mean to hurt her. In fact he’s sorry that he made her cry.
He’s just a jealous guy.
Oh, and never mind all those illegal street drag races.
Not having read the rest of the thread yet, “You’re Sixteen” was recorded a decade after “I Want To Hold Your Hand”, which made a “dumbest songs ever” list by someone who pointed out that IWTHYH was recorded by guys in their 20s, one of them already married with a child. :dubious:
It’s O.K. to tie up your girlfriend, put her in the trunk of your car and drive off a bridge but only if a celebrity doesn’t answer your fan mail.
Nitpick: Not that it matters a great deal but she was 14 at the time she became a prostitute and the song’s protagonist ‘took her to the can’.
“Annie’s 12 years old, in two more she’ll be a whore…”
It is customary to grant a guy a running start before shooting at him for cutting a rug with Linda Lou.
Billy Paul might come into this thread and post something in a gentler vein, but he’s a little busy with Mrs. Jones right now.
And certainly Limp Bizkit taught us all that it was Ok, when you’re upset, to break stuff, including “your fucking face tonight”.