# Single line from a movie or TV show you still giggle over **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613 "2009-02-19T21:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/281 "2009-02-23T15:38:24Z")
“And then…” from _Dude, Where’s My Car?"_ “Well, spin my nipplenuts” from _Red Dwarf._ “Here I sit. Completely surrounded by NO BEER!” and “Seriously, do I look like the kind of bloke who’d come off on someone’s walls?” Both spoken by Onslow in _Keeping Up Appearances._ From the _Keeping Up Appearances_ episode where Onslow’s grandchild is christened, Onslow pulls up to the church in his wreck of a car and the following ensues: Vicar:" I see you still have the old boneshaker." Onslow(leering at his wife, Daisy):" And the car’s still goin’, too." “I’ll have what she’s having.” from _When Harry Met Sally._ ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/282 "2009-02-23T15:42:52Z")
“What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?” “Mongo only pawn in game of life!” ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/283 "2009-02-23T15:49:45Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > From _Blackadder_ (I actually scream this a lot): “The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from THE DEVIL’S OWN HERD!” Isn’t it, “THE DEVIL’S OWN SATANIC HERD!” RR ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/284 "2009-02-23T16:47:08Z")
“I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna get me a bottle of tequila, and one of those little keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and kick back.” - Willie Nelson in The Electric Horseman. Who made you Judge Judy and executioner? – Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![B-Sting](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@B-Sting](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B-Sting)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/285 "2009-02-23T17:19:55Z")
The best are from Arrested Development: Narrator: Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to… Tobias Fünke: [on tape] … even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can. Tobias Fünke: It’s out of context. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Narrator: …and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks. Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard. [chuckles] And… Lucille: What’s a Forget-Me-Now? Gob: They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether. Tobias Fünke: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It’s a roofie. Lucille: Those are illegal. Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don’t make me give you another one of these. Steve Holt: I’ve made a huge mistake. Gob: I know the feeling. I had you. I’m your father, Steve Holt. I can’t hide from it any more. Steve Holt: I won’t forget this… Dad. Gob: [swallows roofie] I will. I will… STEVE HOLT! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/286 "2009-02-23T17:23:07Z")
All we have is crab juice and Mountain Dew. Eww, I’ll take the crab juice. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/287 "2009-02-23T17:29:20Z")
**Dr. Destiny:** Coming here was the mistake of your life. The closer I am to someone, the stronger I get. I’ll be able to go into your brain even when you’re wide awake. **Batman:** My brain’s not a nice place to be. ---
**Author:** ![martu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@martu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martu)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/288 "2009-02-23T17:41:49Z")
This line from In Bruges had me laughing out loud for about 2 minutes, I missed some of the film: Ken: [standing up to leave and picking up his coat] Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I’m heading home. I now use it, much to my partner’s chagrin, as I leave any social occasion. ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/289 "2009-02-23T19:49:04Z")
> [@B-Sting](#): > > The best are from Arrested Development: > Narrator: Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to… > Tobias Fünke: [on tape] … even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. > Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that. > Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can. > Tobias Fünke: It’s out of context. > Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks. > Narrator: …and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks. > Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard. > [chuckles] I have never seen _Arrested Development_, but that quote cracks me up. RR ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/290 "2009-02-23T20:13:45Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > “What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?” > > “Mongo only pawn in game of life!” \ Johnson: “Nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo!” ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/291 "2009-02-23T20:53:21Z")
> [@phouka](#): > > “Um . . . I’m a cow. Can I go home?” (_The Emperor’s New Groove_, one of Yzma’s henchmen was hit by a stray potion and turned into a cow. She excuses him.) > > “I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the Emperor’s groove.” (Same, very business like guardman, who pitches the groove-throw-offer out of the palace.) > > “First, I’m going to _kill_ you. Is that my voice? Is that _my_ voice?” (Same, Yzma gets herself turned into an evil kitten.) When the llama and Pacho are drifting down the river towards the waterfall, and the llama says, with that preposterous look of llama determination, “Bring it on,” well, that’s when I collapse laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/292 "2009-02-23T21:16:11Z")
> [@3acresandatruck](#): > > “If women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.” - _Red Green_ … It gives me hope. Hey, I’m pullin’ for ya…we’re all in this together. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/293 "2009-02-23T23:13:38Z")
“You put Basil in ratatouille?!?!?” ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/294 "2009-02-24T00:54:54Z")
Cellmate - “And when there was no crawdad, we ate sand” H. I. - “You ate sand?” Cellmate - “We ate sand.” Homer - “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos” Morbo - “WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!” ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/295 "2009-02-24T01:17:45Z")
**One of House’s ducklings (bursting in to his office with the other two):** We’ve got rectal bleeding! **House:** What, \*all \*of you? **Father Ted:** Oh, Father Jack! Not Toilet Duck _again_! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/296 "2009-02-24T01:52:58Z")
“C’mon Duke. Let’s go do those crimes.” “Yeah! Let’s go get sushi. And not pay.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/297 "2009-02-24T02:55:44Z")
Male Gelfling : “Wings ? I don’t have wings ?!” Female Gelfling : “Of course not. You’re a **boy**.” ---
**Author:** ![slitterst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@slitterst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slitterst)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/298 "2009-02-24T16:45:35Z")
From _Needful Things_, an otherwise forgetable movie – “Pastor, the Devil is in Castle Rock!” “It’s not the Devil, it’s those goddamned Baptists!” ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ian_D.Bergkamp)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/299 "2009-02-24T16:54:22Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > From a sign on a building in “ **The Simpsons** ” > > Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) I just got that. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/300 "2009-02-24T17:02:02Z")
From _Liar, Liar_: “I’m _kickin’ my ass_! D’YA MIND?!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613.md?page=16)