# Single line from a movie or TV show you still giggle over **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613 "2009-02-19T21:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/301 "2009-02-24T18:32:10Z")
In Bruges: “Why did you not wave at me yesterday when I waved at you yesterday?” I actually watched the Flash Gordon SciFi TV series, partly. It was AWEFUL, but full of badly funny lines. Check it out for an irredeemably bad show. “I’ve never seen anything like it! A dead body!” “I think my pie should be eaten alone!” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/302 "2009-02-24T19:05:05Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Hey, I’m pullin’ for ya…we’re all in this together. 😉 One of my favorites from Red Green was the credo of their “Men’s Club” that they all said together at meetings: “I’m a man…but I can change…if I have to…I guess.” ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/303 "2009-02-24T19:09:34Z")
Sleeper: “He’ll do it, I’ve seen him shoot a nose before”. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/304 "2009-02-24T20:06:09Z")
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” **Airplane!** (1980) And: “Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?” ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/305 "2009-02-24T21:28:40Z")
From _ **Ghostbusters** _ **Dana Barrett** : You don’t remind me of a scientist. **Peter Venkman** : They’re usually pretty stiff. **Dana** : You’re more like a game show host. **Venkman** : You usually don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. **Janine** : You’re such a humanitarian, helping that man. **Egon** : I don’t think he’s human. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/306 "2009-02-24T23:59:56Z")
Bill Murray: “Black guys help the white guys!” Black soldier: “What did he just say?” John Candy: “He said… Black guys… _shoving black soldier_ help the white guys!” It’s just a rediculous moment with stressed out people freaking out over a nothing thing, but it’s funny. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/307 "2009-02-25T00:37:48Z")
From _Big Trouble in Little China_: “It’s fried RICE, you plick!” ---
**Author:** ![thegreatbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/96bed5/32.png) [@thegreatbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thegreatbeast)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/308 "2009-02-25T03:12:02Z")
Field Reporter: Are they slow-moving, chief? Sheriff McClelland: Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/309 "2009-02-25T04:36:30Z")
_Meet the Robinsons_ T-rex: I have a big head…and little arms _Bolt_: “There’s a guard” “I’ll snap his neck” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/310 "2009-02-26T05:53:35Z")
Buffy: Hey Ken, wanna see my Ghandi impression? _Bashes Ken’s head open with a club_ Lily: Ghandi? Buffy: Well, if he was really pissed off. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/311 "2009-02-26T12:20:56Z")
“My father hung me on a hook once … once.” – Joe Piscapo in _Johnny Dangerously_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/312 "2009-02-26T14:02:58Z")
Exchange from an SVU about kidnapped frozen embryos a/k/a snowflakes: Snowflake Lady: We believe all frozen embryos are people that should be given a womb to mature in so they can be adopted. Finn: That ought to make a lot of gay and lesbian couples happy. Snowflake Lady: Oh, no. We only support adoption to the right couples. Finn: Yeah. Straight, white & Christian. Snowflake Lady: We’re not prejudiced. Christians come in all colors. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/313 "2009-02-26T23:22:53Z")
Data: Hooey? ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/314 "2009-02-27T20:09:40Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > In _A Scanner Darkly_, Robert Downey plays an annoying know-it-all with paranoid delusions. He keeps going to the police with his latest rambling accusations about Keanu Reeves’s character, and by the end of the movie the detectives throw him out of their office. As a cop is escorting him out, Downey asks, “If I’m to be incarcerated, shouldn’t you be issuing me protective lotions?” > > Every time I think about that line, I still giggle. > > Your tickle line? I had an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time. . . ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/315 "2009-02-27T20:23:19Z")
> [@Dr.Woo](#): > > From _Big Trouble in Little China_: “It’s fried RICE, you plick!” That was Kim Chan in _Lethal Weapon 4_. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/316 "2009-02-27T20:23:31Z")
Forgive me if its been mentioned already, by Reverend Jim’s driving exam from “Taxi” alway cracks me up. What… Does… The… Yel… Low… Light… Mean … ?" ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/317 "2009-02-27T20:26:57Z")
Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! “Get her!” That was your whole plan, huh, “get her.” Very scientific. Dr Ray Stantz: Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn’t have to produce anything! You’ve never been out of college! You don’t know what it’s like out there! I’ve _worked_ in the private sector. They expect _results_. Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here. Pvt. Joe Bowers: In Costco? Frito: Yah I couldn’t believe it myself, luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/318 "2009-02-27T21:23:55Z")
> [@TPWombat](#): > > “He vas my BOYFRIEND!” For me it is… “SED-A-GIVE?!?!” ---
**Author:** ![Raza](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raza/32/213_2.png) [@Raza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raza)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/319 "2009-02-27T22:28:11Z")
“We thought you was a toad” - Oh Brother Where Art Thou “You’ll finally be able to cook a decent meal” - Beetlejuice “Funny…she doesn’t LOOK Druish” - Spaceballs “That can only mean one thing…and I don’t know what it is” - Murder By Death ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/320 "2009-02-27T22:34:30Z")
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