# Single line from a movie or TV show you still giggle over **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613 "2009-02-19T21:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![GSV\_Consolation\_of\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GSV\_Consolation\_of\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GSV_Consolation_of_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/361 "2009-03-26T14:38:46Z")
The Italian Job: After meticulously planning a robbery in Turin, Italy; at the last moment Michael Caine says: “And remember, in this country, they drive on the wrong side of the road.” obligatory: “You were only supposed to blow the bloody DOORS off!” ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/362 "2009-03-29T07:15:40Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > (Cybill has just had a test shpritz applied at the perfume counter, and wants Marianne’s opinion on the fragrance. Marianne is unaware of this.) This reminds me of a totally random Spongbob moment: (Spongebob and Patrick are locked in a room on a pirate ship. Both of them know that they probably will not last the next 24 hours. They start looking for a way to escape.) [Paraphrased] Spongebob: I don’t see anyway out of here Patrick, it looks like we’re doomed! Patrick: I think I found away out! Patrick: But, it’s through the PERFUME DEPARTMENT! [[The camera cuts to a Live action shot of a real Department Store Perfume Department. Complete with foot traffic.]] Spongebob: " We’ll just have to risk it! " ---
**Author:** ![FalconFinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@FalconFinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FalconFinder)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/363 "2009-03-29T18:59:22Z")
Thought of a few more: From M_A_S_H_: From the episode where they’re watching “My Darling Clementine” and the projector keeps breaking. At one point, they all sang “Gee, Mom, I Wanna Go Home”. Quite some time later, Frank stands up and bursts out singing that tune with: “Oh, Hawkeye and BJ, they think they’re really smart. I’d like to take a scalpel and stab 'em in the heart!” I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard the first time I saw that episode. Then these two from the Simpsons: 1. I believe this episode was one where they were coming up with spin-offs for the characters, but I’m not sure. At any rate, you see Homer in his car driving and he’s singing to the tune of The Flintstones theme song: “Homer, Homer Simpson. He’s the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree…” That one just cracks me up every time I hear it. I think what makes it, is that short scream he does after he sings the last word. 1. From the episode where we learn Marge is afraid to fly: You see her blue hair moving back and forth rapidly as she runs up and down the aisle of the plane screaming: “Let me off, let me off, let me off, let me off, let me off, let me off…” There are tons of great lines from Monty Python’s Meaning Of Life: “It’s only wafer-thin…” “I know it’s not much, but, well, Fuck You!” Almost the entire Sex Education scene ---
**Author:** ![A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Dodgy_Dude)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/364 "2009-03-31T19:33:19Z")
Risky Business Guido the Killer Pimp (Joey Pants) is standing at Joel’s (Tom Cruise) front door and he’s rapidly losing his temper. Guido to Joel: “You’re starting to give me a tummy-ache.” It’s been established that Guido is a genuinely dangerous guy so the line actually has some menace to it. And Rebecca DeMornay sticks her head out the upstairs window and shouts down at him, “Good! I hope it hurts!” Throwing gasoline on a fire that’s threatening to burn someone else is always good comedy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/365 "2009-03-31T19:59:26Z")
There is a scene in Blind Fury where Rutger Hauer traps the two rednecks in an elevator. Redneck 1: Shit! Redneck 2: Fuck! In unison: Shit fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/366 "2009-04-03T14:59:29Z")
Sheldon’s conversation in the bookstore with the young girl on _Big Bang_. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/367 "2009-04-05T05:52:58Z")
**Kill Bill** The Preacher: When I say you may kiss the bride, well, you go on an’ kiss her boy, but don’t stick your tongue in her mouth. ---
**Author:** ![bahia\_hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@bahia\_hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bahia_hombre)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/368 "2011-07-04T21:18:43Z")
“What About Bob?” peace & quiet scene: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/F5ZSyAuNMCM/hqdefault.jpg "Quiet and Peace ("What about Bob?")") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ZSyAuNMCM) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/369 "2011-07-04T21:52:42Z")
I feel like there should be a “Shaun of the Dead” quip here. But instead I’ll offer up the two words from _Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs_ that make me giggle just to think of them:this Jell-o ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/370 "2011-07-04T23:43:25Z")
Owen: It’s my cousin, Larry. Mother Lifts: Bullshit, you don’t _have_ a cousin! Owen: You lied to me! ::clocks Billy Crystal with a frying pan:: ---
**Author:** ![shellofmyformerself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@shellofmyformerself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shellofmyformerself)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/371 "2011-07-05T01:26:16Z")
> [@Rocketeer](#): > > When the llama and Pacho are drifting down the river towards the waterfall, and the llama says, with that preposterous look of llama determination, “Bring it on,” well, that’s when I collapse laughing. Why do we even _have_ that lever?!? And to add my own… **Donnie:** My pants are tight! **Peter:** I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob… ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/372 "2011-07-05T01:35:02Z")
> [@LilShieste](#): > > From Family Guy: > > **Lois** : Peter, do you even know which one of our kids I’m talking about? > **Peter** : … Gordon? > > (Their kids’ names are: Chris, Meg, and Stewie.) Similarly, when he has to imagine the kids and he imagines Chris…and Stewie and…and…Boba Fett. Awesome! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/373 "2011-07-05T02:16:08Z")
“Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.” ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/374 "2011-07-05T20:58:50Z")
> [@Labtrash](#): > > “…and that’s when the C.H.U.D.S. came at me” > > Homer Simpson > > …used as the last line in a string of unfortunate events. I use the one right after: “Of course you’ll hate New York if you just focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s…” ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/375 "2011-07-05T22:14:14Z")
Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg… Meg ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/376 "2011-07-05T22:40:37Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg… Meg Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft…Pfft. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/377 "2011-07-06T02:50:08Z")
From _The Family Guy_ and regarding the blowhole that whales have: **Peter:** I’ll tell you what it’s not for. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/378 "2011-07-06T03:25:07Z")
From the first Hostel movie: I’m so glad i shaved my balls today. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/379 "2011-07-06T06:07:36Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > But instead I’ll offer up the two words from _Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs_ that make me giggle just to think of them:this Jell-o I’m finally contributing to society! ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/380 "2011-07-06T06:18:34Z")
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