# Single line from a movie or TV show you still giggle over **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613 "2009-02-19T21:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/21 "2009-02-19T22:47:26Z")
“I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and I have never in my life been disappointed.” “Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!” ---
**Author:** ![ricksummon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ricksummon/32/3333_2.png) [@ricksummon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricksummon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/22 "2009-02-19T22:49:23Z")
In the [RiffTrax](http://www.rifftrax.com) commentary for _The Matrix Reloaded,_ when Persephone says, “If you want the Keymaker, follow me,” the RiffTrax guys say, “I’d follow her if she said, ‘If you want to stick your hand in an active garbage disposal for three minutes, follow me.’” I laughed harder at that line than anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/23 "2009-02-19T22:50:53Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!” Which movie/show is this from, again? ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/24 "2009-02-19T22:53:34Z")
The line from the Simpsons episode: “Woman and seamen don’t mix.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/25 "2009-02-19T22:53:36Z")
[_WKRP in Cincinnati_’s Turkey Drop episode](http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away) ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/26 "2009-02-19T22:54:01Z")
“'kay.” It’s not the line, it’s all in the delivery. BTW, here it is in context: “Who are you you?” “No one of consequence.” “I must know” “Get used to disappointment.” “'kay.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/27 "2009-02-19T23:10:09Z")
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last ?” “Yes !” “_ **I lied.** _” - Arnie drops bad guy he’s dangling over a cliff “What did you do with him ?” “I let him go.” - _Commando_ ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/28 "2009-02-19T23:14:00Z")
“Its the best man, I got it from a neee-gro” (from “Caddyshack” ----- a movie full of great one liners) ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/29 "2009-02-19T23:21:55Z")
“The district attorney is a Republican.” Of course, you need to hear it in context. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/30 "2009-02-19T23:24:15Z")
“Jeez, my hands are cold!” “Here, take my extra pair of gloves. My hands are getting sweaty” “You’ve had extra gloves this whole time?” “Yeah. We’re in the Rockies…” Harry proceeds to choke Carreys character. “Harry! Your hands are freezing!!” For whatever reason, I giggle like a girl whenever I even think of that last line. ---
**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/31 "2009-02-19T23:31:45Z")
“If women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.” - _Red Green_ … It gives me hope. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/32 "2009-02-19T23:32:52Z")
“By Grabthar’s hammer … … … what a savings.” ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/33 "2009-02-19T23:33:01Z")
Bette Midler in _Ruthless People_, “I’ve been kidnapped by Kmart!” ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/34 "2009-02-19T23:33:06Z")
From [Wanted: Dead or Alive (1987)](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094293/) where Rutger Hauer as Nick Randall (descendant from Steve McQueen’s TV character Josh Randall of the series of the same name) has spent the movie chasing down terrorist Gene Simmons (yes, the KISS guy) and has a grenade in Simmons’s mouth and is toying with the idea of forgoing the bonus for bringing Simmons in alive. First 30 seconds gets the point across: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77uY4FTWwvE) ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/35 "2009-02-19T23:42:57Z")
“He vas my BOYFRIEND!” ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/36 "2009-02-19T23:58:11Z")
Mine’s from The Simpsons: “I didn’t sleep a wink. Homer was tossing all night!” An innocent enough phrase in the US with a slightly different meaning over here. ---
**Author:** ![Dosipede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dosipede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dosipede)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/37 "2009-02-20T00:11:30Z")
What is that, a Titleist? Hole in one, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/38 "2009-02-20T00:18:10Z")
“Supplies!” **UHF** Funniest part of that movie. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/39 "2009-02-20T00:20:47Z")
The classics: “I’ve never been so insulted in all my life.” “Ah, it’s early yet.” “I can’t understand what’s delaying the coffeepot.” “Remember, we’re fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably more than she ever did.” “Let me out. Let me out. Or at least throw me a magazine.” -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= “It ain’t a fit night out for man nor beast.” “I think I’ll go and milk the elk.” “Do you know a man by the name of LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. LaFong. Carl LaFong.” “Is this a game of chance?” “Not the way I play it. No.” -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=== And for the more obscure\*: “You’re probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.” “This is how we do things on the Planet Maturia. We have much to teach you.” “Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn’t make me Jewish.” "If you think I’m just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you’re in over your heads. I don’t have a heart of gold and I _don’t_ grow one later, OK? But relax. There’s other people a lot nicer coming up - we call them “losers.” “You’ve got a death wish. So selfish. [pause] I have one too, but I direct it toward others.” \*From **The Opposite of Sex** , the modern champion for great single lines. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/40 "2009-02-20T00:21:51Z")
You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed! It’s an…electric ear cleaner. You’re a fookin’ elephant! All reds! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613.md?page=3)