# Single line from a movie or TV show you still giggle over **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613 "2009-02-19T21:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/81 "2009-02-20T10:18:32Z")
Zoe to Mal in _Firefly_ - “Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing” Agent K in _Men in Black_ - “Ma’am, the FBI does not have a sense of humor that we’re aware of” House (in response to “couldn’t I get pregnant some other way - like from a toilet seat or something?”). “Sure. Of course, there would have to be a guy between you and the toilet seat, but yeah.” ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/82 "2009-02-20T11:18:58Z")
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Childish, I know, but it always makes me giggle. ---
**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/83 "2009-02-20T12:08:09Z")
“Son, you have a panty on your head” ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/84 "2009-02-20T12:40:14Z")
Roseanne (in the episode where Dan’s insane mom - hilariously played by Debbie Reynolds - shows up and is trying to kill him) - “Don’t call the hospital, Dan! They could take any one of us away!” The whole last season of that series was horrifically bad, but Debbie Reynolds single-handedly redeemed that one episode. “I’ve fallen in love with the (giggle) burying him alive idea!” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/85 "2009-02-20T12:42:54Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Oh B\* one, **kenobi**! > > - = Beaut! > > In **Fandango** at the party when Philip asks “Where’s your car?” > > Gardner:\* You’re drinkin’ it!\* Anyone who quotes Fandango is a friend of mine! " I’m not a weenie!" ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/86 "2009-02-20T12:45:18Z")
" If you say “Ferris Buellar” you lose a testicle." I’ve always thought that would be an awesome bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/87 "2009-02-20T12:59:00Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > From an otherwise very forgettable post-nuclear-war sitcom called “Whoops!”: > > “The Volvo proved even safer than advertised.” The only funny line in the entire series, and it was the first joke in the first episode. Oh, the time I could have saved by changing the channel after that… ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/88 "2009-02-20T13:05:16Z")
I’ve always found the whole thing about popular culture where people can without a hint of irony wear a _mass produced and very popular_ t-shirt that proclaims their individuality amusing. So the line where Brian says to the crowd that they are “all individuals” only to have them parrot back the line in unison, followed by the lone voice saying “I’m not” has always cracked me up, and I find myself hearing the lines in appropriately ironic circumstances every frickin’ day. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/89 "2009-02-20T13:11:01Z")
Chandler: And there’s Daddy! Monica: That can’t be your father Chandler: Believe me, I’ve been saying that for years! ETA: Chicken pot, Chicken pot, Chicken pot piiiiiieeee is a great call. I agree with everything **Ol’ Gaffer** said. In a medicre show, that one episode is a masterpiece. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/90 "2009-02-20T13:38:41Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > Anyone who quotes Fandango is a friend of mine! > " I’m not a weenie!" “It’ll be like waterskiing.” “WATERSKIING!?!??!!” ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/91 "2009-02-20T13:53:06Z")
**Hancock -** when handing out assignments at work, I sometimes stammer, lean in and say, “Oh-uh… Good Job.” **Men in Black II -** “Let’s make it happen, Cap’n!” has become a personal catchphrase. My kids are picking it up from me. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/92 "2009-02-20T13:59:22Z")
> [@Bytegeist](#): > > _D’these balloons blow up into funny shapes? — Well no . . . unless **round** is funny._ From that same movie: “Everybody freeze … everybody down on the ground.” “Well, which is it, sonny? If’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if I drop, then I’m gonna be in motion.” There are also too many from the Simpsons to list here. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/93 "2009-02-20T14:05:20Z")
Oh, **Idlewild**. Anybody who quotes \*The Impostors \*is a friend of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/94 "2009-02-20T14:23:02Z")
“I fuckin’ knew it!” “All right. But dogs \*can \*look up.” –exchange between Shaun and Ed in [Shaun of the Dead](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365748/) ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/95 "2009-02-20T14:26:00Z")
Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going? The Red Lectroids: Planet Ten! Lord John Whorfin: When? The Red Lectroids: Real soon! I die laughing every time I hear these lines. Also: John Bigboote: John O’Connor, break the window! John O’Connor: Why me, John Bigboote? John Bigboote: It might be booby-trapped! John O’Connor: Oh. Thanks IMDB! ---
**Author:** ![Ipsqwik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/779978/32.png) [@Ipsqwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ipsqwik)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/96 "2009-02-20T14:40:38Z")
From Ghostbusters, just before the big showdown at the end: “Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/97 "2009-02-20T14:54:15Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > Anyone who quotes Fandango is a friend of mine! They’re from New Jersey, Phil. They’ve seen butts before. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/98 "2009-02-20T15:05:04Z")
“Too slow, Chicken Marengo!” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/99 "2009-02-20T15:10:20Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “Remember when I said I’d kill you last ?” > > “Yes !” > > “_ **I lied.** _” - Arnie drops bad guy he’s dangling over a cliff > “What did you do with him ?” > > “I let him go.” - _Commando_ Yeh! I still giggle whenever I think of those lines. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Booker\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/71c47a/32.png) [@Happy\_Booker\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Booker_1)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/single-line-from-a-movie-or-tv-show-you-still-giggle-over/486613/100 "2009-02-20T15:13:37Z")
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