Never, under any circumstances, drive with your buttcheeks.
That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
If you hear those words whatever comes next is probably gonna be bad, or thats been my experience anyway.
<~~~~spews diet vanilla Pepsi all over the monitor…
Heads i win, tails you lose.
hmmm.
That wasn’t exactly what I’d planned.
This isn’t what it looks like.
“I shall fight no more forever”, Chief Joseph of Nez Perce at the end of his people’s “trail of tears” after finally surrendering from suffering months/years of fighting and fleeing the cavalry
You get one phone call.
I am not lost.
Ooops…
Imply your own innuendo…
Fighting ignorance since 1973 (it’s taking longer than we thought).
Can we just be friends?
Measure for Measure, actually.
One from LotR: “Well, I’m back.”
After living in iraq for 10 months, I have a good view of hell.
hey ma! watch this!!
It isn’t technically one sentence but I found this in an ad while looking for an apartement three years ago:
One room, kitchen, bathroom in two room apartment, other room is rented by the hour.
What part of “no” don’t you understand?
It’s not you, it’s me.
Say ahhh.