# Sinkhole on White House Lawn **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634 "2018-05-22T21:17:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/21 "2018-05-23T12:32:31Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Is this a w(hole) change to existing policy? Are we breaking new ground here? No, feel free to dig in. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/22 "2018-05-23T12:37:16Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > If that thing swallows up Trump, thousands of atheists will return to God, unable to refute this proof of His Power. Hallelujah! > [@Alpha\_Twit](#): > > Unlikely, it’s more likely this will be perceived as a manifestation of the Earth goddess Gaia herself. Excuse me while I plant a persimmon tree, burn some sage and offer a golf clap to the Great Mother. Yahveh, Gaia, the point is that _some_ sort of divine intervention is clearly involved. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/23 "2018-05-23T12:46:47Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The Hellmouth is opening! I keep hoping a winged demon flies out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/24 "2018-05-23T13:52:59Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > I keep hoping a winged demon flies out of it. Or a man on a motorcycle… ---
**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/25 "2018-05-23T16:04:08Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Blame Trump’s escape tunnel. > > 😉 He needs a fast way out in case Mueller stops by. I saw someone comment “Melania’s escape tunnel collapsed.” ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/26 "2018-05-23T16:41:18Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The Hellmouth is opening! > [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > I keep hoping a winged demon flies out of it. Or that an orange demon falls into it. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/27 "2018-05-23T19:34:54Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Or that an orange demon falls into it. Even better. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/28 "2018-05-23T19:44:51Z")
I swear that I read this as “Shithoie on White House Lawn.” My thought was - Trump sunbathing? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/29 "2018-05-23T19:59:48Z")
It’s a sign. China wants Trump! ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/30 "2018-05-23T20:07:23Z")
“Moose and Squirrel said they would help me escape!” -Natalania ---
**Author:** ![Lurking\_Quahog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lurking_quahog/32/21274_2.png) [@Lurking\_Quahog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lurking_Quahog)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/31 "2018-05-23T20:53:29Z")
It’s gonna be uuuuuuuuuuge! ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/32 "2018-05-23T22:22:02Z")
A hole at white house - news at 11. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/33 "2018-05-23T22:52:48Z")
It’s the Sinkhole de Mayo. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/34 "2018-05-24T04:02:22Z")
That’s it, I’m ready to give in. Our whole universe is a simulation programmed by a bored adolescent from an absurdly advanced civilization. It’s too damned neat for it to be anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/35 "2018-05-24T04:16:17Z")
> [@Alpha\_Twit](#): > > I prefer to think of it as the Great Dark Lord calling his servants home. Could be. Who do you think will come out of it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/36 "2018-05-24T05:23:59Z")
> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#): > > A sinkhole has opened up on the White House lawn. The police are looking into it. Here’s hoping the entire Trump clan fall in and break their fucking necks, Jared included. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/37 "2018-05-24T11:03:09Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Or that an orange demon falls into it. Bonus points if there’s loud hacking noises and the hole coughs him back up in disgust. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/38 "2018-05-24T12:58:55Z")
> [@begbert2](#): > > A hole at white house - news at 11. Love it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/39 "2018-05-24T13:06:57Z")
Goddam genie! I asked for a _mole_ at the White House. ---
**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sinkhole-on-white-house-lawn/814634/40 "2018-05-24T13:13:44Z")
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