# Sir Blah: An Internet Mystery

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965 "2007-02-28T02:42:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/1 "2007-02-28T02:42:41Z")

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I was reading [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8300227&postcount=3) in another thread.

There is no Sir Blah showing up via SDMB search at the moment.  
Google isn’t helping with this quest at all. Nor Yahoo! or MSN Search.  
But there [seems to be at least one other person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8300227&postcount=3) in the world who knows who he is. Or is not.  
So who is Sir Blah? And could he be my long lost Rich Uncle?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/2 "2007-02-28T02:47:45Z")

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Apparently, he has [his own website](http://www.sirblah.com/). And a [MySpace page](http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26880184).

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/3 "2007-02-28T02:56:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
Apparently, he has [his own website](http://www.sirblah.com/). And a [MySpace page](http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26880184).  
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All that searching for nothing when I could have just entered [sirblah.com](http://sirblah.com). :smack:

Remind me when I get stupid again.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/4 "2007-02-28T03:03:16Z")

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The website with photos belongs to a Doper, I’ve seen them linked in threads here. But I’m not going to “out” anyone - if s/he wants it known, s/he will be by to let you know.

The MySpace page isn’t the same person.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/5 "2007-02-28T03:08:24Z")

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Fricking bizarre.

Well, let’s get this part out of the way first: The web site is mine, but the myspace is not. I have no idea who this kid from Averil Park, NY is. Funny thing is, we both have the same first name.

Anyway, I used Sir Blah as my online handle since I first started using BBSs in 1989. When I found the Dope, I lurked for a year or so, and when I went to sign up, I tried using “Sir Blah” as my login. However, I got the “already in use” error. I figured I had already registered at an earlier date, but none of my standard passwords worked. I had begun to get a little tired of that username anyway, so I decided to go with the one you see now.

To this day, I don’t know if I really had already registered here as Sir Blah or if it was someone else.

Adding to this, I see that the kid with the myspace is 18 – that means he’s probably not this [25 year-old VW enthusiast](http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerouser?cmd=viewprofile&id=131748). Cripes, now that I search around a bit more, it seems there may be several people using that handle. Sheesh, people – back off my name, damnit! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/6 "2007-02-28T03:09:38Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
But I’m not going to “out” anyone - if s/he wants it known, s/he will be by to let you know.  
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You know we have a search engine here, right? I found it in about ten seconds.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/7 "2007-02-28T03:10:33Z")

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Is he related to [Count Blah](http://www.myspace.com/count_blah)?

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/8 "2007-02-28T03:25:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
You know we have a search engine here, right? I found it in about ten seconds.  
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You askin’ me or the OP? If he wasn’t smart enough to figure it out, I wasn’t going to make it easier (At least not without **Hal** ’s permission). And it just seemed rather “duh” that he couldn’t figure it out from the linked thread, y’know? But I did want to put in that the 18 year old MySpace Sir\_Blah wasn’t ours. Or, at least, not the owner of the website in question.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-blah-an-internet-mystery/393965/9 "2007-02-28T03:47:19Z")

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Huh…after doing quite a bit of searching, I can also say I’m not [this guy](http://www.myspace.com/sirblah), [this guy](http://www.hotpeople.dk/profile/show_profile.asp?mode=show_vcard&user_id=231250) or [this guy](http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?member=980086). Nor am I the one listed on [gayfriendfinder.com](http://gayfriendfinder.com). Also, I don’t have any idea how I wound up as a character in a [romance novel](http://books.google.com/books?id=1MmNNfoENKoC&pg=PA78&lpg=PA78&dq=%22sir+blah%22+%22sir+blah+blah%22&source=web&ots=y-hBjhdNrh&sig=U68yFEcDZX6tkCKxMRJtMIs3ITo#PPA77,M1).

Fricking bizarre.  
However, I _did_ find interesting places that have linked to parts of my site…that was kinda cool.
