# Sir? The dog... that's not supposed to go there. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 23, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574 "2004-07-23T20:37:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/1 "2004-07-23T20:37:43Z")
Apparently somewhere a couple of signs are needed. Those signs need to read thusly: [Please don’t buttfuck the PitBull and Please don’t litter in the PitBull’s ass](http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/beaconnews/archives/build/a16dog.htm) ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/2 "2004-07-23T20:49:38Z")
:eek: A pit bull/boxer mix? I’m surprised the guy is still alive. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/3 "2004-07-23T20:51:22Z")
Oh, come _on_. The dog was asking for it! Strutting around naked and wagging her tail? Slut. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/4 "2004-07-23T20:52:06Z")
So are you planning to tatoo this on the pitbulls arse or what? ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/5 "2004-07-23T20:56:26Z")
I guess there were no sheep around huh? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/6 "2004-07-23T21:28:04Z")
:eek: Well, now I have a conversation starter when we go to visit my honey’s cousin and her family - they live in Elburn. “Say, did they catch that guy who - um… dahh, with the pitbull and the bottle and…hmm…” Ok. Maybe I don’t have a conversation starter. ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/7 "2004-07-23T21:40:21Z")
When asked if he was hurt (after all, this was a pitbull cross) Joyner replied “Of course I’m hurt…he never calls…” ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/8 "2004-07-23T21:52:43Z")
I can see why no one has turned him in yet. Anyone who can sexually assault a pit bull and come away with all of their parts intact is not someone I’d want to mess with. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/9 "2004-07-23T22:42:47Z")
> [@The Linked Article](#): > > She declined further comment on details of the incident, except to say the owner of the dog pressed charges against Joyner. > > “I can tell you this was reported by the owner of the dog,” she said. You forgot the necessary addendum to the sign: “If you’re going to put objects or body parts in the a Pit Bull’s ass, make sure it’s your own Pit Bull.” Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Dancer\_Flight](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dancer_flight/32/7601_2.png) [@Dancer\_Flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dancer_Flight)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/10 "2004-07-23T23:18:51Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > [Please don’t > buttfuck > the PitBull](http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/beaconnews/archives/build/a16dog.htm) Am I the only one who read this and thought “T-Shirt”, or sig-line? -DF ---
**Author:** ![Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f04885/32.png) [@Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ninja_Pizza_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/11 "2004-07-24T03:22:39Z")
> [@Dancer\_Flight](#): > > Am I the only one who read this and thought “T-Shirt”, or sig-line? > > -DF I was gonna say “band name” but we’re doing band names in that other thread, and I don’t want to overdo it so i decided not to. Just forget I ever said “band name” at all, okay? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/12 "2004-07-24T03:26:35Z")
I’ve known some onery sonuvabitches that open their beer bottles with their teeth, but never one that stuck it in his pitbull’s ass and gave it a twist. Kinda makes me envision Dennis Quaid performing such a maneuver, then offering it to Chevy Chase (Clark Griswold) and saying _“Beer?”_ ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/13 "2004-07-24T03:40:14Z")
The guys in prison will give this guy a reeeall wide berth. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/14 "2004-07-24T03:53:12Z")
Could what he did be construed as a Pitting? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/15 "2004-07-24T04:31:20Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Apparently somewhere a couple of signs are needed. Those signs need to read thusly: > > Please don’t > buttfuck > the PitBull The first time in 2 weeks or more something has made me LOL on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/16 "2004-07-24T20:43:47Z")
> [@legion](#): > > When asked if he was hurt (after all, this was a pitbull cross) Joyner replied “Of course I’m hurt…he never calls…” **She** never calls. **She**. This was purely _heterosexual_ interspecies sodomy. I mean it’s not like the guy’s a pervert of anything… Speaking of which, I’m sure it will come out that the guy got the idea when he heard about legalized gay marriage :rolleyes: . ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/17 "2004-07-24T22:05:08Z")
25+ hours, and not a single reference yet to “doggie style.” I’m not sure whether to be shocked or pleased. ---
**Author:** ![Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f04885/32.png) [@Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ninja_Pizza_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/18 "2004-07-25T04:22:24Z")
I especially liked this line: “I have not seen a case like this before,” she said. I should think not. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/19 "2004-07-25T04:49:33Z")
> [@](#): > > The guys in prison will give this guy a reeeall wide berth. …though they may nickname him “Nick Nack Paddywhack.” Daniel ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574/20 "2004-07-25T05:20:43Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > …though they may nickname him “Nick Nack Paddywhack.” That’s just _sick_, and I hate myself for laughing like a loon. Betcha once the putz is sent up for hard time he doesn’t find himself a candidate for _Cell Dogs_. \* - Being a nerd, it’s one show I rarely miss. Those badasses belong behind bars, but cherish their pups. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-the-dog-thats-not-supposed-to-go-there/256574.md?page=2)