# "SIr, you don't have to take out your penis in the store. That's not necessary."

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 28, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-you-dont-have-to-take-out-your-penis-in-the-store-thats-not-necessary/171595 "2003-04-28T03:49:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![stolatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@stolatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolatt)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-you-dont-have-to-take-out-your-penis-in-the-store-thats-not-necessary/171595/21 "2003-05-05T09:47:07Z")

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We’ve already rented the movie a couple of times and laughed ourselves silly over the golf course scene and Bam’s mom and the alligator.

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sir-you-dont-have-to-take-out-your-penis-in-the-store-thats-not-necessary/171595/22 "2003-05-05T14:22:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> **Didn’t the golfers start hitting balls at them?**

That didn’t stop them from blowing the air horn when the golfer aiming at them was in his backswing 😃

What was up with the dancing street toughs with the pompadours that Party Guy was harassed by (from the DVD extras)?

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