# Sit on Santa's lap...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765 "2013-11-25T17:14:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/41 "2013-11-26T15:39:12Z")

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Ive splurged for new equipment and gadgets already this year myself so really i dont NEED anything, but … I would like Sinterklaas to dig up a copy of The Concise Guide to Dermal Needling, Expanded Medical Edition 2013 by Lance Setterfield MD if he’s feeling generous to me (very good girl) this year. Its about the _only thing_ I havent broken down and bought that I want. Godiva always appreciated tho. 😛

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/42 "2013-11-26T15:43:26Z")

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> [@SerafinaPekala](#):
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> Ive splurged for new equipment and gadgets already this year myself so really i dont NEED anything, but … I would like Sinterklaas to dig up a copy of The Concise Guide to Dermal Needling, Expanded Medical Edition 2013 by Lance Setterfield MD if he’s feeling generous to me (very good girl) this year. Its about the _only thing_ I havent broken down and bought that I want. Godiva always appreciated tho. 😛

A new copy falls outside the price range-would a used copy be o.k.?

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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/43 "2013-11-26T15:46:25Z")

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Absofreakinlutely! 😃

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**Author:** ![Rollo\_Tomasi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@Rollo\_Tomasi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollo_Tomasi)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/44 "2013-11-26T17:13:45Z")

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I would like a nice cocktail shaker, like one of those shiny silver ones. I’m pretty sure that’s way less than $50, so if Santa decided to throw in a set of martini glasses, I wouldn’t object!

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/45 "2013-11-26T17:19:50Z")

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Guitar strings. The Guitar Center is running a special: one dozen sets for an astronomically el cheapo price. I made sure SWMBO saw the ad.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/46 "2013-11-26T17:25:21Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Does a hooker count as a “live animal”?

You’d better hope not, because for 50 bucks, I could probably send you a couple!

As for me, a lower grade of Glenfiddich single malt would probably be less than $50 here. Hard to say, as they’ve just spiked the already-high alcohol tax AGAIN.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/47 "2013-11-26T17:44:41Z")

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A really good ticket for a Nationals game.

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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/48 "2013-11-26T22:52:32Z")

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DeAR SiNterkLaAs,  
86 teh GOdiva. MAkE thAt Bbq nsteAD.  
(signed)  
GOOD SErafiNa

ps: PleAzE n tHanx U VerryMuch

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/49 "2013-11-26T23:46:45Z")

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A Buddy Christ for my dashboard.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/50 "2013-11-27T02:25:52Z")

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A small food dehydrator would be nice! Don’t know what they cost tho, so if it’s more that $50, I’ll just take seasons 4-10 of Friends on DVD.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/51 "2013-11-27T03:05:43Z")

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A set of Lee reloading dies in .357/.38 Special for my latest toy, a S&W 686-1 6" barreled .357 revolver

Thank you, Santa Czarcasm 🙂

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/52 "2013-11-27T03:21:28Z")

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An adult version of a Flipeez knit hat, like this:

> **[The Review Stew](https://thereviewstew.com)**
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> Blog review masakan stew

Thank you in advance, Santa!

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/53 "2013-11-27T03:56:47Z")

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Some of this [Tilli Tomas Rock Star Yarn](http://www.fabulousyarn.com/tillitomas_rockstar_ambeauty.shtml). 100% silk with European glass beads. Pure decadence.

Thank you!

(Hmm, I wonder if **Suburban Plankton** will see this post. 😉 )

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/54 "2013-11-27T04:10:14Z")

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A deck of [Princess Bride](http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1460165270/the-princess-bride-playing-cards-from-uspcc) playing cards.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/55 "2013-11-28T04:38:37Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> Some of this [Tilli Tomas Rock Star Yarn](http://www.fabulousyarn.com/tillitomas_rockstar_ambeauty.shtml). 100% silk with European glass beads. Pure decadence.
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> Thank you!
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> (Hmm, I wonder if **Suburban Plankton** will see this post. 😉 )

Oh my, the gloxina is fantastic. I would absolutely love one of those [mobius](http://www.wovenartware.com/images/mobius%20shawl/MOC001bg.JPG) scarf-shawl-cowl thingies made from it, the huge oversized really [light and lacy](http://home.comcast.net/~gandal195/MoebiusHowTo001.jpg) sort.

Hm, anybody have any idea how much it might cost to get enough to have one knitted or crocheted for me? My brain is fried and I am not up to trying to calculate one for a 3x sized fat chick. :smack:☹

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**Author:** ![Rahne\_McCloud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rahne\_McCloud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rahne_McCloud)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/56 "2013-11-28T07:35:11Z")

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A 12’ Fourth Doctor scarf. I knit myself one many years ago. I only got thru half of the pattern when realized I was counting crochet stitches, but by then it was over 12’ so I stopped. I grew up in a household that had 3 generations of crocheters, what did I know about the difference in counting?

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**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/57 "2013-11-28T21:54:40Z")

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I’m getting to the age where I think " Ah! Socks! They’ll be useful…"

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/58 "2013-11-28T22:42:58Z")

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> [@Rahne\_McCloud](#):
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> A 12’ Fourth Doctor scarf. I knit myself one many years ago. I only got thru half of the pattern when realized I was counting crochet stitches, but by then it was over 12’ so I stopped. I grew up in a household that had 3 generations of crocheters, what did I know about the difference in counting?

Santa hears you, My Beloved. 😃

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sit-on-santas-lap/674765/59 "2013-11-28T23:15:14Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> I’ll take the new Zelda game please. I’m not terribly good at those sort of games, but I do enjoy them.

The one for 3DS? Yeah, that’s something I’d like too.

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