# Sitcom Feud \[Closed\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 1, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643 "2008-05-01T17:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/1 "2008-05-01T17:48:54Z")
I’m running this for our illustrious **Twicks**. The Rules: The main thing is, post your answers _before_ you read the thread. Post Your Answers Like This Or **brujaja** Will Kick Your Ass: 1. answer 2. reply 3. response 4. rejoinder Scoring: You know how scoring is done. Game closed at fifty entrants. Scoring will be done by Saturday morning, or if we get 50 soon, I’ll try to squeeze it in during work hours. (Ssh! Don’t tell my boss.) No penalty, but it sure would be appreciated if you wrote the answers as shown. [QUOTE=twickster] In honor of **Happy Lendervedder** ’s Sitcom Madness currently running in The Game Room, welcome to the Sitcom Edition of Family Feud. Take a moment to think about all the hours and weeks and years of your life you’ve spent watching sitcoms. Think about the classics of the genre from the '50s to the present. Think about your favorites. Think about the conventions of the genre. Okay, ready? No you’re not – there are a couple of additional reminders for this edition only: **Live-action sitcoms only**. This is an arbitrary rule designed to keep the Simpsons from dominating – but it also serves to exclude the Flintstones and other 2-D families. **Use the character’s name, not the actor’s name.** If you can’t think of the character’s name, pick someone else. Except … **Question 10 calls for an actor or actress’s name.** Do not use the character’s name in that case – esp. since you may have problems remembering it. 😉 Okay, _now_ you’re ready – so let’s play the Sitcom Feud! [/QUOTE] 1. Name a sitcom father. 2. Name a sitcom mother. 3. Name a bratty child from a sitcom. 4. Name a neighbor – wacky or otherwise – from a sitcom. 5. Name a “best friend.” 6. Name a sitcom boss. 7. Name a character who served as the “voice of reason” to the rest of the crew. 8. Name a sitcom alien. 9. Name a couple who got married over the course of the series. 10. Name an actor or actress who went on to a major movie career after playing starring (or recurring) role in a sitcom. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/2 "2008-05-01T17:54:54Z")
1. Ward Cleaver 2. June Cleaver 3. DJ Conner 4. Larry 5. Ethel 6. Michael Scott 7. Mike Brady 8. ALF 9. Monica and Chandler 10. George Clooney ---
**Author:** ![Purgatory\_Creek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Purgatory\_Creek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purgatory_Creek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/3 "2008-05-01T17:56:22Z")
1. Ward Cleaver 2. Roseanne 3. Dennis the Menace 4. Kramer 5. Ethel Mertz 6. Lou Grant 7. Frasier Crane 8. ALF 9. Niles and Daphne 10. George Clooney ---
**Author:** ![mshar253](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@mshar253](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mshar253)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/4 "2008-05-01T18:00:13Z")
1. Danny Tanner 2. Claire Huxtabull 3. Corey’s sister in Boy Meets World 4. Steve Urkel 5. Kimmy Gibbler, from Full House 6. Michael Scott 7. Wilson, from Home Improvement 8. Alf 9. Corey and Topanga 10. Diane Lane ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/5 "2008-05-01T18:02:06Z")
1. Ward Cleaver 2. Carol Brady 3. Danny Partridge 4. Kramer 5. George Costanza 6. Larry Tate (is that his name? From Bewitched) 7. Mike Brady 8. Mork 9. Ross and Rachel 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/6 "2008-05-01T18:03:48Z")
1. Mike Brady 2. Carole Brady 3. Michelle Tanner 4. Kramer 5. George Costanza 6. J. Peterman 7. Marty Crane 8. Mork 9. Niles and Daphne 10. Michael J. Fox ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/7 "2008-05-01T18:23:21Z")
1. Cliff Huxtable 2. Roseanne Connor 3. Cindy Brady 4. Wilson Wilson 5. Rhoda Morgenstern 6. Lou Grant 7. Jill Taylor 8. Mork 9. Niles and Daphne 10. Tom Hanks ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/8 "2008-05-01T18:28:33Z")
1. Mike Brady 2. June Cleaver 3. Dee 4. Kramer 5. Ethel Mertz 6. Lou Grant 7. The Professor 8. Mork 9. Ross and Rachel 10. Tom Hanks ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/9 "2008-05-01T18:28:38Z")
1. Cliff Huxtable. 2. June Cleaver. 3. Dennis the Menace. 4. Kramer. 5. Al (from Home Improvement) 6. Mr. James (? - from News Radio) 7. Daphne (from Frasier) 8. Alf. 9. Rachel & Ross (a guess – never watched the show) 10. Jennifer Aniston. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/10 "2008-05-01T18:34:21Z")
1. Ward Cleaver 2. June Cleaver 3. Nicholas Bradford 4. Fred Mertz 5. Rhoda Morgenstern 6. Lou Grant 7. Sheriff Andy Taylor 8. Mork from Ork 9. Ross & Rachel 10. No answer ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/11 "2008-05-01T18:42:45Z")
1. Mike Brady 2. Shirley Partridge 3. Danny Partridge 4. Wilson 5. Laverne Da Fazio 6. Allan Brady 7. The Professor (Roy Hinkley) 8. Mork 9. Chandler and Monica 10. John Travolta ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/12 "2008-05-01T18:55:00Z")
1. Al Bundy 2. Carol Brady 3. Eddie Haskell 4. Wilson Wilson 5. Vinnie Delpino 6. Louie De Palma 7. Martin Crane 8. ALF 9. Ross and Rachel (did they ever get married?) 10. Goerge Clooney I just realized how weird my taste in TV shows is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/13 "2008-05-01T19:07:08Z")
withdrawn ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/14 "2008-05-01T19:17:01Z")
1. Mike Brady 2. Carol Brady 3. Eddie Haskell 4. Cosmo Kramer 5. BJ Hunnicutt 6. Arthur Carlson 7. Andy Travis 8. Alf 9. Niles & Daphne 10. Tom Hanks ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/15 "2008-05-01T19:22:03Z")
1. Ward Cleaver 2. Roseanne 3. Theo Huxtable 4. Wilson 5. Cliff Claven 6. Lou Grant 7. Bob Newhart 8. Mork 9. Chandler & Monica 10. Jennifer Aniston ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/16 "2008-05-01T19:22:57Z")
1. Cliff Huxtable 2. Roseanne Conner 3. DJ Conner 4. Kramer 5. Six from “Blossom” 6. Sam Malone 7. Clair Huxtable 8. ALF 9. Monica and Chandler 10. George Clooney ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/17 "2008-05-01T19:27:22Z")
1. Mike Brady 2. Carol Brady 3. Bud Bundy 4. Mr. Bentley 5. Rhoda Morgenstern 6. Larry Tate 7. Claire Huxtable 8. Mork 9. Monica and Chandler 10. Tom Hanks And I have a question about the rules, for the future … > [@](#): > > 1. answer > 2. reply > 3. response > 4. rejoinder > > No penalty, but it sure would be appreciated if you wrote the answers as shown. Does this mean you would prefer the answers to be in all lowercase, so “tom hanks” for example? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/18 "2008-05-01T19:28:22Z")
Ross and Rachel did get married at least once, when they went to Vegas. They divorced soon after (tried to annul it but that didn’t work). I don’t remember if they got married at the close of the series, or if they just got back together again. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/19 "2008-05-01T19:28:32Z")
1. Homer Simpson 2. Marge Simpson 3. Bart Simpson 4. Ned Flanders 5. Milhouse Van Houten 6. Mr. Burns 7. Frasier Crane 8. Mork 9. Frasier & Lilith 10. Woody Harrelson ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643/20 "2008-05-01T19:32:10Z")
1. Homer Simpson 2. Marge Simpson 3. Bart Simpson 4. Kramer 5. George Costanza 6. Louie DePalma 7. Ross Geller 8. Alf 9. Chandler and Monica 10. Tom Hanks [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-feud-closed/447643.md?page=2)