# Sitcom March Madness-- A field of 32

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 25, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823 "2006-03-25T03:00:39Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/21 "2006-03-25T05:09:28Z")

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> [@Oslo Ostragoth](#):
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> p.s. did you give any thought to the seeding process? some of the first round matchups were pretty curious.

There was no seeding. I figured if I seeded, people might be influenced by the number. (“I’m voting for the _underdog_!” or “Hey, it’s a #1 seed, it must be good.”)

Many of the first-round matchups were random or arbitrary. Some were done with a bit of forethought. The second-round matchups just fell into place via their bracket placement in the first round. (Scrubs vs. Arrested Development broke my heart.) It’s not perfect, but it is what it is.

> [@](#):
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> (Why no Taxi, Odd Couple or Barney Miller?)

The selection committee either felt these shows weren’t strong enough in their region to make it to the big dance this year (conference tourneys can be a bitch!), or else they just plumb overlooked them.

But hey, there’s always next year! Or the NIT!

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/22 "2006-03-25T05:49:38Z")

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REGION 1  
dick van dyke show  
laverne and shirley  
mary tyler moore  
the jeffersons

REGION 2  
mork and mindy  
diff’rent strokes  
cheers  
three’s company

REGION 3  
seinfeld  
murphy brown  
the simpsons  
married with children

REGION 4  
arrested development  
family guy  
the office  
my name is earl

my boy, you’ve got yourself a LOT of counting to do here…i think we need oversight to ensure fair play 'round heah.

(yes ,i had to play with the coding. it’s my first foray into it. sue me.)

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/23 "2006-03-25T06:02:16Z")

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Region I.  
**Beverly Hillbillies** vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Laverne & Shirley**  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. Gilligan’s Island  
**The Jeffersons** vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
**Mork & Mindy** vs. MASH  
Diff’rent Strokes vs. **All in the Family**  
WKRP in Cincinnati vs. **Cheers**  
Three’s Comapny vs. **Newhart**

Region III.  
Friends vs. **Seinfeld**  
Murphy Brown vs. **Golden Girls**  
The Drew Carey Show vs. **The Simpsons**  
**Married With Children** vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Arrested Development  
Frasier vs. **Family Guy**  
News Radio vs. **The Office**  
**3rd Rock from the Sun** vs. My Name is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/24 "2006-03-25T06:58:51Z")

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Somehow, I missed out on the opening round.

For the record, had I voted I would have changed the end result in all three ties. I don’t think it will matter, because I don’t see any of those winners moving past this round anyway.

My original pick for the Final Four:

The Bob Newhart Show  
WKRP in Cincinnati (the Cinderella story in this year’s tourney)  
Seinfeld  
News Radio

And the championship:

**Seinfeld** over WKRP.

Since one of my Final Four went out in the 1st round, I guess my chances of winning the pool aren’t too good.

At this point, I’d pick **I Love Lucy** to come out of Region I, but I still think she’ll lose to **WKRP**.

My picks for Round 2:  
_Region I._  
Beverly Hillbillies vs. **The Dick Van Dyke Show**  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Laverne & Shirley**  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. Gilligan’s Island  
The Jeffersons vs. **I Love Lucy**

_Region II._  
Mork & Mindy vs. **MASH**  
Diff’rent Strokes vs. **All in the Family**  
**WKRP in Cincinnati** vs. Cheers  
Three’s Comapny vs. **Newhart**

_Region III._  
Friends vs. **Seinfeld**  
**Murphy Brown** vs. Golden Girls  
The Drew Carey Show vs. **The Simpsons**  
Married With Children vs. **Family Ties**

_Region IV._  
Scrubs vs. **Arrested Development**  
**Frasier** vs. Family Guy  
**News Radio** vs. The Office  
**3rd Rock from the Sun** vs. My Name is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/25 "2006-03-25T07:05:58Z")

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I also missed the first round. Oh well, it never gets interesting until at least the semi-finals

Region I.  
The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Laverne & Shirley  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show  
I Love Lucy

Region II.  
MASH  
All in the Family  
WKRP in Cincinnati  
Newhart

Region III.  
Friends  
Murphy Brown  
The Simpsons  
Married With Children

Region IV.  
Arrested Development  
Family Guy  
The Office  
My Name is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/26 "2006-03-25T07:21:54Z")

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Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies  
Laverne & Shirley  
Gilligan’s Island  
I Love Lucy

Region II.  
MASH  
Diff’rent Strokes  
Cheers  
Three’s Company

Region III.  
Seinfeld  
Murphy Brown  
The Simpsons  
Married With Children

Region IV.  
Arrested Development  
Family Guy  
The Office  
3rd Rock from the Sun

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/27 "2006-03-25T07:56:10Z")

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Region I.  
**Beverly Hillbillies** vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Laverne & Shirley**  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show vs. **Gilligan’s Island**  
**The Jeffersons** vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. **MASH**  
Diff’rent Strokes vs. **All in the Family**  
WKRP in Cincinnati vs. **Cheers**  
**Three’s Comapny** vs. Newhart

Region III.  
\*\*Friends \*\* vs. Seinfeld  
\*\*Murphy Brown \*\* vs. Golden Girls  
The Drew Carey Show vs. **The Simpsons**  
**Married With Children** vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
\*\*Scrubs \*\* vs. Arrested Development  
Frasier vs. **Family Guy**  
News Radio vs. **The Office**  
3rd Rock from the Sun vs. **My Name is Earl**

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/28 "2006-03-25T08:09:01Z")

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Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies  
Leave it to Beaver  
Gilligan’s Island  
I Love Lucy

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy  
All in the Family  
Cheers  
Newhart

Region III.  
Friends  
Murphy Brown  
The Simpsons  
Family Ties

Region IV.  
Arrested Development  
Family Guy  
News Radio  
3rd Rock from the Sun

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/29 "2006-03-25T09:38:28Z")

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Region 1  
Dick Van Dyke  
Leave it to Beaver  
Mary Tyler Moore  
I Love Lucy

Region 2  
MASH  
All in the Family  
WKRP  
Newhart

Region 3  
Friends  
Murphy Brown  
Simpsons  
Family Ties

Region 4  
Arrested Development  
Frasier  
News Radio  
My Name is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/30 "2006-03-25T11:43:28Z")

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Region I.  
The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Leave it to Beaver  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show  
The Jeffersons

Region II.  
MASH  
All in the Family  
WKRP in Cincinnati  
Newhart

Region III.  
Friends  
Murphy Brown  
The Simpsons  
Family Ties

Region IV.  
Scrubs  
Frasier  
News Radio  
My Name is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/31 "2006-03-25T16:02:24Z")

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Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies vs. **The Dick Van Dyke Show**  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Laverne & Shirley**  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. Gilligan’s Island  
The Jeffersons vs. **I Love Lucy**

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. **MASH**  
**Diff’rent Strokes** vs. All in the Family (ickickickick)  
**WKRP in Cincinnati** vs. Cheers  
Three’s Comapny vs. **Newhart**

Region III.  
**Friends** vs. Seinfeld  
**Murphy Brown** vs. Golden Girls  
**The Drew Carey Show** vs. The Simpsons  
Married With Children vs. **Family Ties**

Region IV.  
Scrubs vs. **Arrested Development**  
**Frasier** vs. Family Guy  
**News Radio** vs. The Office  
3rd Rock from the Sun vs. **My Name is Earl**

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/32 "2006-03-25T16:26:17Z")

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Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies vs. **The Dick Van Dyke Show**  
Leave it to Beaver vs.\*\* Laverne & Shirley\*\*  
\*\*The Mary Tyler Moore Show \*\*vs. Gilligan’s Island  
**The Jeffersons** vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. **MASH**  
Diff’rent Strokes vs. All in the Family  
WKRP in Cincinnati vs. **Cheers**  
Three’s Comapny vs. **Newhart**

Region III.  
**Friends** vs. Seinfeld  
**Murphy Brown** vs. Golden Girls  
The Drew Carey Show vs. **The Simpsons**  
**Married With Children** vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Arrested Development  
**Frasier** vs. Family Guy  
**News Radio** vs. The Office  
**3rd Rock from the Sun** vs. My Name is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/33 "2006-03-25T19:43:54Z")

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Region I.  
The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Laverne & Shirley  
Gilligan’s Island  
I Love Lucy

Region II.  
MASH  
Diff’rent Strokes  
Cheers  
Three’s Comapny

Region III.  
Seinfeld  
Golden Girls  
The Simpsons  
Married With Children

Region IV.  
Scrubs  
Family Guy  
News Radio  
My Name is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/34 "2006-03-25T20:15:49Z")

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Region I

Dick Van Dyke Show  
Leave It To Beaver  
Gilligan’s Island  
I Love Lucy  
Region II

Mash  
All In The Family  
Cheers  
Newhart  
Region III

Seinfeld  
Golden Girls  
Simpsons  
Married With Children  
Region IV

Arrested Development  
Frasier  
The Office  
My Name Is Earl

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcom-march-madness-a-field-of-32/349823/35 "2006-03-26T01:21:58Z")

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And thus ends round 2. Here are the results:  
Region I  
**Dick Van Dyke** ousts Beverly Hillbillies, 24-7  
**Laverne & Shirley** ousts Leave it to Beaver, 22-9  
**Mary Tyler Moore** ousts Gilligan’s Island, 23-8  
**I Love Lucy** ousts The Jeffersons, 21-10

Region II  
\*\*MASH \*\* kills Mork & Mindy, 27-4  
**All in the Family** beats Diff’rent Strokes, 23-7  
**Cheers** beats WKRP, 19-12  
**Newhart** destroys Three’s Company, 25-6

Region III  
**Seinfeld** squeeks one out over Friends, 17-14  
**Murphy Brown** beats Golden Girls, 20-11  
**Simpsons** completely wipes out Drew Carey, 28-3  
**Married With Children** beats Family Ties on a buzzer-beater, 16-15

Region IV  
**Arrested Development** ousts Scrubs, 18-13  
**Frasier** upsets Family Guy, 19-12  
**News Radio** trickles past The Office, 16-15  
**My Name is Earl** beats 3rd Rock, 17-14

If anyone wants to double-check my count, I won’t be offended. Otherwise, I’ll post the next round at 10 pm as the results now stand.

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