# Sitcoms that would make good porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458 "2002-07-05T06:12:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/1 "2002-07-05T06:12:11Z")
This is a subject that got brought up in chat.\* Seinfeld was spoofed as a porn movie years ago. During chat, it was mentioned that Gilligan’s Island would make a good porn spoof - all those people alone on the island, why choose between Ginger and Marianne when now we can have both, and the professor can think of clever ways to make coconuts into sex toys. Other sitcoms that got mentioned were: _Barney Miller_ - fulfill those women behind bars fantasies! Or keep it all male (just keep Abe Vigoda out of it) _Will and Grace_ - everybody having sex with everybody! This one is begging to be porn! _Cheers_ - Sam and Diane again! Or Sam and Woody double team Rebecca! And look at Carla work the room! _Facts of Life_ - wall to wall lesbian action. 'Nuff said. and the topper: _Friends_ - this would have something for everyone. Straight, gay, bi, and they could even throw Marcel back in there for the exceptionally kinky. Any other nominations? \*[sup]thanks to hardygrrl and Hastur for supplying other sitcoms to make into porn[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/2 "2002-07-05T06:42:18Z")
[Barney Miller](http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev85.html) porn has already been done. [sub]The link is work-safe, it’s a review of an old porn that featured skits based on _Happy Days_, _Welcome Back Kotter_, and Barney Miller\*.[/sub] Creepy, innit? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/3 "2002-07-05T06:43:55Z")
- Typo by the Frog\* > [@](#): > > Marianne **Mary Ann** not Marianne 😛 A Different World. Lisa Bonet goes to college and shows everyone why she got the role in Angel Heart. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/4 "2002-07-05T06:44:13Z")
_Three’s Company_ is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/5 "2002-07-05T06:46:11Z")
I always thought Three’s Company would have been a natural for this kind of treatment. (Or was it? I’m woefully behind the times in the porn arena.) It even would have worked as a series of films, with the different blonde\*\*\*\*\* roomates starring in the various sequels. Larry drops in for a quickie now and again, Mr. Furley (Oh, the horror of _that_ mental image) needing to come in and ‘fix’ things, even the Ropers could have gotten in on the action. And of course, for a season or two, Lana practically crawled into Jack’s pants as it was. That bartender at the Regal Beagle (the Regal Beaver? the Eager Beaver? Nahh… that’s too cheap even for a porno), and so on… Happy Days could make a franchise series of flicks as well, come to think of it, what with the rotating cast, and all. From what I’ve seen in some other threads on the boards, _Full House_, at least the last couple seasons of it, would have been a big hit. :d&r: \*\*\* for differing values of blonde (was Terry a blonde? It’s been awhile)\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/6 "2002-07-05T08:08:30Z")
Alice. Watch Mel kiss Flo’s grits. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/7 "2002-07-05T12:07:38Z")
The 70’s Show. Leo would make a good pimp. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/8 "2002-07-05T12:16:59Z")
How 'bout ALF? Everyone knows he loved to eat…cats. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/9 "2002-07-05T12:29:47Z")
There’s a porn cartoonist floating about pseudoymed “Pornholio”… His stuff’s available on some of the pay porn sites out there, and the gist of it is that he (or she, I spose) takes an old sitcom and porns the hell out of it. It’s also, uh… interactive. But I digress. Some of the shows covered are Happy Days, Three’s Company, and Gilligan’s Island. ---
**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/10 "2002-07-05T12:49:19Z")
Laverne and Shirley - Starts out with hot lesbian action, Carmine shows up for a two on one, the an all out orgy with the girls, Carmine, and Lenny and Squiggy. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/11 "2002-07-05T13:34:34Z")
Anybody remember the show My Two Dads? ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/12 "2002-07-05T13:36:06Z")
I never really watched it, but I always got the impression that _Married … With Children_ was actually porn that might make a good sitcom. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/13 "2002-07-05T13:50:02Z")
Then there’s always **Unhappily Ever After…** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/14 "2002-07-05T13:50:10Z")
Admit it, everyone wanted to do Aunt Bee. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/15 "2002-07-05T13:52:52Z")
How about **Eight is enough**? ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/16 "2002-07-05T13:59:26Z")
**Full House** , after all, it does have to Olsen twins. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/17 "2002-07-05T14:27:11Z")
**Growing Pains.** Joanna Kerns getting it on with Tracey Gold . . . mmmmmm . . . . ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/18 "2002-07-05T14:33:03Z")
**Emergency** , all those firemen alone in the stationhouse, the tension of waiting for a call, the hose, the _pole_. And on a related note, **Batman**. ---
**Author:** ![guitarmax\_99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@guitarmax\_99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guitarmax_99)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/19 "2002-07-05T14:35:46Z")
Alright. Now you guys have me laughing. You people are twisted. I’m surprised no one has mentioned “Leave It To Beaver” if only for the name. And while we’re at it, why limit it to sitcoms? Why not include hour long tv shows? “Charlie’s Angles” - This might as well have been porn anyway! “The Dukes Of Hazard” - Daisy Duke finally does Enos on the hood of the General Lee “Star Trek: The Next Generation” - Riker and Dianna, Worf and Dianna, Beverly and Dianna…well you get the point. This could totally open up new possiblities for the holodeck! " ---
**Author:** ![wikkidpis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@wikkidpis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wikkidpis)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/20 "2002-07-05T14:43:24Z")
“One Day at a Time”: Mom’s working late. The younger, innocent sister has a little slumber party going on. The older, bad-girl sister comes home with her biker boyfriend, wasted. Snyder comes in to fix a leaky faucet… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458.md?page=2)