# Sitcoms that would make good porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458 "2002-07-05T06:12:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/21 "2002-07-05T14:46:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by guitarmax\_99 \* > \*\* “Charlie’s Angles” - This might as well have been porn anyway! > > \*\* “Hey baby, wanna get… perpendickular?” ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/22 "2002-07-05T15:41:37Z")
Three words for you: Mary. Tyler. Moore. The possibilities are endless! Rhoda and Phyllis would be flaming lesbians, Georgette would have to fellate Ted to get him up for a broadcast, Sue Ann and Murry would be doing it doggie-style on the desk, Lou would require a BJ of anyone who wants a raise, Mary’s little studio apartment would be the scene of myriad sex parties (the pass-through kitchen window opens up some ideas), etc. etc. “You’ve got spunk.” “Yes, I suppose I do.” “I hate spunk.” \<-- This would take on a whole new meaning too!..Timmy ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/23 "2002-07-05T15:54:57Z")
Am I the only one who always wanted to see Michael Stivic giving his “meathead” to Gloria?? ---
**Author:** ![Pink\_Pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Pink\_Pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Pussycat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/24 "2002-07-05T18:51:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by guitarmax\_99 \* > \*\* And while we’re at it, why limit it to sitcoms? Why not include hour long tv shows? > “Charlie’s Angles” - This might as well have been porn anyway! > " \*\* I agree, “Charlie’s Angels” (Charlie’s Angles?) is the hands-down winner! Oh, Farrah, Farrah, Farrah - I’m not even a guy and I still remember her red, one-pieced swimsuit nipple poster! A different angel could end up with Charlie at the end of each episode, (sighs and a “Oh, Charlie!” heard on the intercom.) Those girls should do an X-rated reunion of sorts, they’d make a fortune! Also, wouldn’t mind seeing “Dallas” as porn. I think that show turned me on, anyway. -pinks ---
**Author:** ![Pink\_Pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Pink\_Pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Pussycat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/25 "2002-07-05T18:59:39Z")
Ok, also having some pretty kinky thoughts regarding “Lost in Space.” Except, June Lockhart kind of ruins things. How did she get such a hot husband on that show? –pinks ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/26 "2002-07-05T19:43:37Z")
**Far-Out Space Nuts.** Pseudogilligan and the Skipperclone hop from planet to planet meeting hot alien babes and making the beast with two backs. Or depending on the species, _three_ backs. "Launch? I thought you said _raunch!"_ Bow chicka bow bow… ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/27 "2002-07-05T19:43:50Z")
Okay, just some titles that could go another way: Love American Style. My Three Sons. All In The Family. Bosom Buddies. (Well, that one was borderline anyway) Growing Pains. and for those who grew up in the WHO-TV coverage area in Iowa Duane Ellot and Floppy. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/28 "2002-07-05T19:44:02Z")
I’ll second **Full House**. I suggest **The Snorks**. I know it’s a cartoon rather than a sitcom, but they all have those phalluses on their heads right there . . . ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/29 "2002-07-05T20:51:56Z")
“Three’s Company” wouldn’t work, because the whole joke of EVERY episode was that NOTHING was really going on! Mr. Roper drove himself crazy, convinced there were all kinds of dirty deeds going on, but in reality, everything was strictly chaste! Nobody was ever really scoring with anybody! The XXX version would be an exercise in frustration! Poor Mr. Roper would keep trying to find Chrissy and Janet going at it, or Jack going at it with one of them… and invariably, he’d find out nothing was happening! ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/30 "2002-07-05T20:55:33Z")
I can’t believe no one has yet mentioned _The Brady Bunch_. I mean, c’mon…Mike and Carol were always kissing in bed anyway, and Carol wore some nifty lacy stuff (wonder what _other_ lingerie she had hidden in the bottom drawer? ;))Sam the butcher was always saving his “special cuts of meat” for Alice (did anyone _really_ believe they actually went _bowling_?) and… three step-brothers and three step-sisters, same ages, sharing _ **one common bathroom and only two bedrooms?** _ :eek: Not to mention special guest appearances by Desi Arnaz, Jr. Bow-chaka-bow! ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/31 "2002-07-05T21:09:13Z")
Okay, just some titles that could go another way: Love American Style. My Three Sons. All In The Family. Bosom Buddies. (Well, that one was borderline anyway) Growing Pains. and for those who grew up in the WHO-TV coverage area in Iowa Duane Ellot and Floppy. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/32 "2002-07-05T21:31:11Z")
“Who’s the Boss” and, since we’re not limiting it to sitcoms, “Charmed”, because of a certain actress they have in common, you know who I mean ;). Plus a bunch of other hot chicks there, Judith Light, Shannon Doherty… On “The Dukes of Hazzard” remember how Daisy had to go work at Boss Hogg’s saloon for some reason that escapes me? Suppose instead of a saloon, it had been… Kimberly from “Diff’rent Strokes” was hot, and she actually did some porn before she died. And of course, “I Dream of Jeanie”. Yes, Master! ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/33 "2002-07-05T22:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sauron \* > \*\*I never really watched it, but I always got the impression that _Married … With Children_ was actually porn that might make a good sitcom. \*\* There were 2 porno movies made as parodies of MWC. T he porns were called **Married…With Hormones.** The first one was actually halfway decent as the porn stars pretty much resembled the actors on MWC. Einstein, Cite please, for Dana Plato’s porn career. As far as I know she only posed nude for Playboy, which is quite a different thing then hardcore porn. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/34 "2002-07-05T22:23:11Z")
Well, Buffy the Vampire Slayer practically is soft core after last season… ---
**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/35 "2002-07-06T00:35:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by notcynical \* > \*\*Am I the only one who always wanted to see Michael Stivic giving his “meathead” to Gloria?? \*\* Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/36 "2002-07-06T00:48:52Z")
What, no _Baywatch_? Also: _NYPD Blue_, almost there now. _Survivor_ _Designing Women_ _Cagney and Lacey_ _The King of Queens_ _EVERYONE Loves Raymond_ _The Young and the Restless_ Hey! Remember _Twenty Minute Workout_? Perfect! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/37 "2002-07-06T01:07:36Z")
I’m very disappointed in you all. Almost three dozen posts and no one has nominated my favorite sitcom of all- \*\* 2 Guys and a Girl\*\*. \ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/38 "2002-07-06T01:34:01Z")
_That Girl_, Marlo Thomas in her prime…mmmm. _Hogan’s Heros_… I imagine a lot of dominance scenes. _The Beverly Hillbillies_… swimmin’ pools, movie stars. Oooh, this is so good it needs a FANFARE! TOOT TOOT! _Petticoat Junction_ no re-naming necessary! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/39 "2002-07-06T01:47:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimboguy \* > \*\*What, no _Baywatch_? Baywatch **was** porn! :\> ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/40 "2002-07-06T01:56:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > > Baywatch **was** porn! :\> \*\* I see we have different ideas of what constitutes porn. 😉 _Baywatch_ might be the only one of these shows that would actually be _improved_ as porn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458.md?page=3)