# Sitcoms that would make good porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458 "2002-07-05T06:12:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/41 "2002-07-06T02:58:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \* > **Sam the butcher was always saving his “special cuts of meat” for Alice (did anyone _really_ believe they actually went _bowling_?) and…** _Bowling?_ I thought they were always going “balling.” That’s what he was saving his “special cut of meat” for, right? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/42 "2002-07-06T03:09:34Z")
The Golden Girls. ---
**Author:** ![Kybrdbrkn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kybrdbrkn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kybrdbrkn)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/43 "2002-07-06T03:26:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NotWithoutRage \* > \*\*The Golden Girls. \*\* Please, tell me you are kidding. That’s one image I did not need in my head. Anyway, how about _Knight Rider_? No re-naming necessary! That beautiful blond chick (wish I could remember her name) would do Mike Knight in the back seat of KITT, while the car provides some running commentary… ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/44 "2002-07-06T05:47:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **WSLer** _ > > **Cite please, for Dana Plato’s porn career.** The IMDB doesn’t list this one, that I could find (surprise, surprise, as it was basically a softcore porn flick), but peek at [this](http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9905/09/dana.plato.obit/) as a ferinstance. > [@](#): > > In recent years, Plato’s career had included mainly low-budget films, including “Bikini Beach Race” and “Different Strokes: A Story of Jack and Jill … and Jill.” She also posed for Playboy magazine. It was… amusing, in a rubbernecking-at-a-car-accident kinda way. Lines like “Omigod, I’m a _lesbian_,” and “Your boyfriend just f\*\*ked me up the ass,” stand out in my head at the moment. **She was speaking figuratively, btw.** ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/45 "2002-07-06T07:29:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kybrdbrkn \* > Anyway, how about _Knight Rider_? No re-naming necessary! That beautiful blond chick (wish I could remember her name) would do Mike Knight in the back seat of KITT, while the car provides some running commentary… “Michael, her G-spot is half a centimeter to your left.” ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/46 "2002-07-06T08:23:40Z")
**Charles in Charge.** Again, no need to change the name. **The Monkees** would probably make for some decent all guy stuff. **ER** would do well… “Nurse, go prep this patient for surgery…” ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/47 "2002-07-06T15:29:47Z")
WKRP in Cincinnati :eek: ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/48 "2002-07-06T21:27:55Z")
Charles In Charge. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/49 "2002-07-06T22:16:59Z")
**Joaine loves Chachi**. She really loves Chachi. \*_Chico and the Man_ might be a sleeper. **The Jeffersons** has a lot of potential if done right. Remember the sequence in which Mr. Bentley runs into the apartment in his boxers? Mr. Bentley might be the big surprise. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/50 "2002-07-06T22:20:52Z")
**Joaine loves Chachi**. She really loves Chachi. **Chico and the Man** might be a sleeper. **The Jeffersons** has a lot of potential if done right. Remember the sequence in which Mr. Bentley runs into the apartment in his boxers? Mr. Bentley might be the big surprise. ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/51 "2002-07-06T23:58:54Z")
For the name: **Malcom in the Middle** ---
**Author:** ![Pink\_Pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Pink\_Pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Pussycat)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/52 "2002-07-07T06:50:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimboguy \* > > * * * > > _The Beverly Hillbillies_… swimmin’ pools, movie stars. > > \*\* I’m sorry, but I definately have no desire to see granny getting it on! Yuck! And, what’s with all the “Full House” votes? Jesse and his wife are cute but all the girls are LITTLE girls. I’m not down on pedophilia. Nix on it. -p. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/53 "2011-05-27T06:53:27Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > Am I the only one who always wanted to see Michael Stivic giving his “meathead” to Gloria?? Well if was [Gloria](http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/848/449/01/iSLNew43WHtbodo.jpg) and [Lionel](http://thepre-read.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345245f669e20148c6b61cf9970c-320wi), you got yourself a deal. ---
**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/54 "2011-05-27T07:03:27Z")
zombie porn? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/55 "2011-05-27T08:22:10Z")
This thread seems so prescient, as porn spoofs are all the rage right now. I wonder which of the ones mentioned actually have a porn version. More likely, it’s like [noparse][Star Trek: TNG](http://fleshbot.com/#!5749108/star-trek-adding-a-little-ta-to-tng/gallery/1)[/noparse], shows they wouldn’t expect. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/56 "2011-05-27T09:45:24Z")
**I Dream of Genie**. I mean, come on… An astronaut finds a hot genie, who is sworn to meet his every demand? Everyone who watched it at the time had to wonder whether he had any special commands we didn’t see on TV… **Bewitched** - A coven of modern witches with urges… Elizabeth Montomery as the wholesome housewife witch, along with her twin sister who was a hippy and loved to experiment. The ability to make mortals do or say anything, and forget what happened afterwards, playboy warlocks… **Petticoat Junction** The common thread is that, like Gilligan’s Island, these were all early sitcoms that had about as much T&A and suggestive plots as could be allowed on network TV at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/57 "2011-05-27T10:15:57Z")
> [@Daniel](#): > > I suggest **The Snorks**. I know it’s a cartoon rather than a sitcom, but they all have those phalluses on their heads right there . . . [You’re not the only one](http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/snork%20porn%20good%20jared%20hindman.jpg) (SFW since it’s just a cartoon but c’mon - it’s “Snork porn”). I’m pretty sure every show in this thread has had some sort of porn parody done about it, either as live action or web-based animation or both. Rule 34 continues to apply (as the link above shows). ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/58 "2011-05-27T10:40:35Z")
Bone-ass-za, story about cowpokes who keep pokin’ each other… ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/59 "2011-05-27T12:47:56Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > This thread seems so prescient, as porn spoofs are all the rage right now. I wonder which of the ones mentioned actually have a porn version. > > More likely, it’s like [noparse][Star Trek: TNG](http://fleshbot.com/#!5749108/star-trek-adding-a-little-ta-to-tng/gallery/1)[/noparse], shows they wouldn’t expect. That link is NSFW. Reported. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/60 "2011-05-27T12:50:40Z")
I unparsed the link in **BigT** ’s post because some of the ads are definitely not safe for work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458.md?page=4)