# Sitcoms that would make good porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458 "2002-07-05T06:12:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/61 "2011-05-27T13:13:11Z")
Selections from Chuck Lorre’s House O’Porn: 2 1/2 Men is as close to porn as it gets on network TV. Big Bang Theory, both for the setup and the name. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/62 "2011-05-27T13:18:59Z")
Since this zombie has been resurrected, here are some ideas from sitcoms that weren’t around in 2002: **The Big Bang Theory**. Penny, Bernadette, and Amy Farrah Fowler are more than enough to keep a quartet of nerds happy. Sheldon, however, will only do it in one position on a particular spot on his bed. **Cougar Town**. With or without the original “Cougar” premise intact, the Cul-de-sac Crew can get into lots of sexy hijinks. All kinds of permutations possible there. Hell, Jules and Travis have a practically incestuous relationship already. Might as well seal the deal. **Community**. Sex Ed 101. Need I say more? **30 Rock** (Hard). Liz and Jack. Tracy and Jenna. The writers gang-bang Cirie. Lots of guest appearances too. **The Office**. Who needs a plot? Just random hook-ups on desks and stuff, with a documentary crew filming it all. (I got dibs on Kelly!) **How I Met Your Mother**. Let’s face it, the characters on this show are constantly boinking already; all they need to do is _show_ it. There will be plenty of tricycles. “Kids, I screwed a lot of women before I finally knocked one up. And that was how I met your Mother.” ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/63 "2011-05-27T14:10:13Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > Since this zombie has been resurrected, here are some ideas from sitcoms that weren’t around in 2002: > > **The Big Bang Theory**. Penny, Bernadette, and Amy Farrah Fowler are more than enough to keep a quartet of nerds happy. Sheldon, however, will only do it in one position on a particular spot on his bed. > > **Cougar Town**. With or without the original “Cougar” premise intact, the Cul-de-sac Crew can get into lots of sexy hijinks. All kinds of permutations possible there. Hell, Jules and Travis have a practically incestuous relationship already. Might as well seal the deal. > > **Community**. Sex Ed 101. Need I say more? > > **30 Rock** (Hard). Liz and Jack. Tracy and Jenna. The writers gang-bang Cirie. Lots of guest appearances too. > > **The Office**. Who needs a plot? Just random hook-ups on desks and stuff, with a documentary crew filming it all. (I got dibs on Kelly!) > > **How I Met Your Mother**. Let’s face it, the characters on this show are constantly boinking already; all they need to do is _show_ it. There will be plenty of tricycles. “Kids, I screwed a lot of women before I finally knocked one up. And that was how I met your Mother.” Big Bang Theory, The Office, and 30 Rock have all been done as XXX Parody porns already. I can’t search from work, but the website’s something like “xxxparody”. Same outfit that did the Star Trek parody **BigT** mentioned ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/64 "2011-05-27T14:38:43Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > Am I the only one who always wanted to see Michael Stivic giving his “meathead” to Gloria?? Not really but I suppose he had to be good at something. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/65 "2011-05-27T15:25:20Z")
This isn’t what the OP is referring to; but when I read the title; I thought to myself that the sitcom that I’d most like to see the (adult) actors doing porn is Modern Family. Two of the hottest women in TV are on that show. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/66 "2011-05-27T16:54:19Z")
_Get Smart,_ simply because _anything_ with Barbara Feldon in it would have made great porn. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/67 "2011-05-27T19:26:45Z")
It’s funny because this is actually a trend in porn right now: Parodies with high production values and real scripts. My…ahem…friend has seen some of these and, for example, the ones based on The Office and Scrubs have actual stories and jokes. And some of the jokes are actually funny. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/68 "2011-05-27T19:35:23Z")
> [@Crunchy\_Frog](#): > > _Facts of Life_ - wall to wall lesbian action. 'Nuff said. I realize this is a long-dormant thread, and I’m responding to a poster who isn’t here any more (I don’t think), but no way could I not add this: a good friend of mine just directed a Facts Of Life porn parody. [Here](http://ainews.com/Archives/Story19221.phtml) is a (relatively; the article goes into some somewhat graphic detail) work-safe link to an article about it. I cannot speak to the amount of lesbian from wall-to-wall action, as I haven’t actually seen it yet. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/69 "2011-05-27T20:21:37Z")
_The Big Bang Theory:_ In practice, it’s not so big after all. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/70 "2011-05-27T20:42:10Z")
I can’t believe no one has mentioned **The Rachel Maddow Show**. Much better than the McNeil-Lehrer NewsHour, right? Or **Roseanne**? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/71 "2011-05-27T20:48:46Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I unparsed the link in **BigT** ’s post because some of the ads are definitely not safe for work. It’s still a hyperlink that leads to porn with one click. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/72 "2011-05-28T17:20:16Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > I can’t believe no one has mentioned **The Rachel Maddow Show**. Rachel has talked about how she met her partner Susan, and frankly it sounds like a porn setup - she was earning extra money for college by doing Susan’s yardwork. Boom-chicka-wow-wow. But I don’t think it qualifies as a “sitcom”. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/73 "2011-05-28T17:27:47Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > Rachel has talked about how she met her partner Susan, and frankly it sounds like a porn setup - she was earning extra money for college by doing Susan’s yardwork. Boom-chicka-wow-wow. > > But I don’t think it qualifies as a “sitcom”. It does the way you describe it. I suppose you’re going to say the **McNeil-Lehrer NewsHour** wasn’t a sitcom, either? ☹ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/74 "2011-05-28T17:27:55Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > Rachel has talked about how she met her partner Susan, and frankly it sounds like a porn setup - she was earning extra money for college by doing Susan’s yardwork. Boom-chicka-wow-wow. > > But I don’t think it qualifies as a “sitcom”. All right, The O’Reilly Factor then. Nothing but him making dirty phonecalls to his producer and fapping under his desk. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/75 "2011-05-28T17:51:46Z")
I was surprised _Glee_ hadn’t been mentioned, then I realized this thread was started in 2002, well before _Glee_ was on the air. A running storyline on _Glee_ involves a promiscuous, bisexual blonde cheerleader who’s slept with most of the football team but is in love with (and regularly has sex with) her best friend, a closested lesbian Latina cheerleader who has had sex with at least two football players because she was horny/keeping her cover/wanted to cause trouble. This is all canonical, so turning it into a porn would merely require putting the sex onscreen. Most other plausible character pairings are already at least semi-canonical, although on the show most couples haven’t actually had sex, and there’s a pretty good variety of physical types and sexual orientations in the mix. Casting over-18 performers as high school students would be not merely a legal necessity, but also faithful to the show – some of the “teenagers” are as old as 29. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/76 "2011-05-28T18:00:58Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > It does the way you describe it. Well, if I was _trying_… “…Susan gazed out her kitchen window at the new “yard boy”. She watched, fascinated as a trickle of sweat dripped down a swan-like neck to pool between…” [QUOTE=Jenaroph] All right, The O’Reilly Factor then. Nothing but him making dirty phonecalls to his producer and fapping under his desk. [/QUOTE] Oh ICK! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/77 "2011-05-28T21:34:47Z")
Mythbusters: The Build Team finds out if you can use duct tape to make a safe and effective condom. In a related segment, Kari discovers whether or not, first, a single strategically placed strip of duct tape can be used as a chastity belt. Then whether or not several rolls of duct tape can make an effective chastity belt. In another related segment, Kari tries out a variety of homemade pregnancy tests. In the segment that takes up most of the show, all the former female build team members return to the show to test the myth that it is not possible to get pregnant at an orgy, no matter what sexual position or perversion you engage in. The urban legend that Jamie’s moustache is prehensile is also tested! ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/78 "2011-05-29T04:04:32Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > Mythbusters: The Build Team finds out if you can use duct tape to make a safe and effective condom. In a related segment, Kari discovers whether or not, first, a single strategically placed strip of duct tape can be used as a chastity belt. Then whether or not several rolls of duct tape can make an effective chastity belt. Bit of a duct tape fetish, eh? #1 porn myth is the length of any of the male stars’ members. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/79 "2011-05-29T04:40:28Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > Bit of a duct tape fetish, eh? > > #1 porn myth is the length of any of the male stars’ members. Not my personal fetish, but the Mythbusters have done a fair amount of duct tape myth busting. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/80 "2011-05-29T04:43:48Z")
These are all genuine porn parodies: The Office: A XXX Parody 30 Rock: A XXX Parody (This Isn’t) Big Love Batman XXX Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (Not) The Bradys Cheers: A XXX Parody Entourage: A XXX Parody Jersey Shore XXX LA Pink: A XXX Parody (Not) Married…With Children (Not) The Cosbys Quantum Deep Reno 911: A XXX Parody Friends: A XXX Parody Sasha Grey’s Anatomy Scrubs: A XXX Parody Seinfeld: A XXX Parody That 70s Show: A XXX Parody The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody (This Ain’t) The Barbershop (This Ain’t) Curb Your Enthusiasm (This Ain’t) Good Times (This Ain’t) The Biggest Loser (This Ain’t) Dirty Jobs (This Ain’t) The Twilight Saga Tru: A XXX Parody Who’s the Boss: A XXX Parody WKRP in Cinncinnati: A XXX Parody The Sex Files Wonder Woman XXX Superman XXX (This Ain’t) Avatar Sex Trek The Twilight Zone: A XXX Parody Sex Trek: The Next Penetration Happy Days: A XXX Parody (Not) Bewitched (Not) Three’s Company (This Ain’t) The Partridge Family Dexxxter Everybody Loves Lucy: A XXX Parody (This Ain’t) Glee The XXXorcist The Maddams Family Austine Powers Horat CSI: Miami: A XXX Parody Buffy the Vampire Layer (This Ain’t) Ghost Hunters (This Ain’t) I Dream of Jeannie Whore of the Rings Missionary Position Impossible Mork & Mandy (This Ain’t) The Munsters Not Another Porn Movie Pulp Friction Womb Raider (This Ain’t) Saved by the Bell (This Ain’t) Star Trek The A-Team: A XXX Parody Beaver and Buttface The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody Charlie’s Angels: A XXX Parody Cops: A XXX Parody The Flintbones Gilligan’s Island: A XXX Parody The Golden Girls: A XXX Parody The Human Sexipede MASH: A XXX Parody Napornean Dynamite World of Whorecraft [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458.md?page=5)