# Sitcoms that would make good porn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458 "2002-07-05T06:12:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/81 "2011-05-29T05:59:54Z")

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I’ve been meaning to ask this for, like, nine years: _were_ **Kate & Allie** supposed to be lesbians? After they split from their husbands they moved in together to raise their kids together…anyway, even if they weren’t, they can be in the porn version.

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/82 "2011-05-29T06:14:48Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> These are all genuine porn parodies:
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> (This Ain’t) Curb Your Enthusiasm  
> (This Ain’t) The Biggest Loser  
> The Golden Girls: A XXX Parody

People actually _want_ to see the people on these shows naked?  
I did see clips of the Brady Bunch parody and it was horrible. Now I know you can’t have exact replicas of the original actors, but the cast was the usual worn-out plastic looking actors you see in every porn flick. Everyone knows what the Bradys look like; shouldn’t you try a little harder than slapping a ill fitting wig on?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/83 "2011-05-29T06:16:49Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> I’ve been meaning to ask this for, like, nine years: _were_ **Kate & Allie** supposed to be lesbians? After they split from their husbands they moved in together to raise their kids together…anyway, even if they weren’t, they can be in the porn version.

I believe they had to pretend to be a couple. But, yeah it’s _begging_ to be porn!

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/84 "2011-05-29T11:24:30Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I unparsed the link in **BigT** ’s post because some of the ads are definitely not safe for work.

Sorry about that. I have no excuse: I thought maybe I didn’t see it with the adblocker, but it’s right there plain as day in the thumbnails.

I think I was concentrating too much on finding something that actually discussed it rather than looking at images.

I was actually sad that the porn-free version of the TNG spoof was pulled. If it weren’t, I’d’ve linked to that.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitcoms-that-would-make-good-porn/117458/85 "2011-05-29T12:38:27Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> I’ve been meaning to ask this for, like, nine years: _were_ **Kate & Allie** supposed to be lesbians? After they split from their husbands they moved in together to raise their kids together…anyway, even if they weren’t, they can be in the porn version.

I think it was like _The Odd Couple_. Two heterosexual people living in a homosexual situation.

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