# Sites that could be jokes, but you are afraid my not be. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591 "2000-09-26T13:05:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/1 "2000-09-26T13:05:55Z")
I hope these yahoos are joking, but i have known people who felt strongly about this issue. [http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/](http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/) Add you url! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/2 "2000-09-26T13:51:30Z")
Have you seen this thread? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39503](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39503) Joke or real? Join the debate. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/3 "2000-09-26T13:55:13Z")
I can’t find the URL, but two cites that freak me out are texemarrs’ and m.j.agee’s. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![teppei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58956e/32.png) [@teppei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teppei)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/4 "2000-09-26T14:24:12Z")
**ROTFLMAO!!!** I hope it’s a joke too, lee. ---
**Author:** ![Skummet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Skummet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skummet)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/5 "2000-09-26T16:16:01Z")
\*\*[www.capalert.com](http://www.capalert.com) \*\* A place that does movie reviews and warns you how dangerous and harmful they are to your children… see thru the eyes of a fucked up chrstian guy… Dont get me wrong… its cool that they warn people about some movies… i mean not all stuff in cinemas are ummm “child friendly” but these people are taking it just a weee bit too far IMHO… i mean check this: \*Among the more offensive programming in the 94 minutes of Trainspotting was 144 uses of foul language, 118 of them were the most foul of the foul words, outnumbering uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary 4.5 to one [1 Pet. 3:9]. \* Damn he actually goes to a movie and COUNTS WORDS!!! :rolleyes: Anywho… i find the reviews to be great entertainment… alltho a bit scary… i mean hes part of the america that i strongly dislike and to me just seem rediculous. Then theres also the classic… **[www.godhatesfags.com](http://www.godhatesfags.com)** Pretty damn sad isnt it! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beetle99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Beetle99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beetle99)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/6 "2000-09-26T16:41:07Z")
If masterbation leads to illhealth and serial killing…then I just have to ask: Will I survive long enough to make my first kill? ---
**Author:** ![Beetle99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Beetle99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beetle99)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/7 "2000-09-26T16:44:10Z")
Oh yea, and I have seen web sites that explain the best way to cut up a human corpse and eat it. It went into grim detail about the best uses for all the various bits. The author also said he prefered the meat of caucasion women between the ages of 18 and 25. All the detail was somewhat disturbing…it really seemed he had experience. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/8 "2000-09-26T16:50:50Z")
I just read that yes, Americans for Purity is a joke, but I can’t remember where - perhaps [About.com](http://About.com)’s Agnosticism/Atheism MB. But how about this: [http://www.tencommandments.org/](http://www.tencommandments.org/) Also, I once saw a web page about a jock strap/chastity device to be fitted on teenage boys by concerned parents and coaches - don’t really want to search for that at work. Someone please confirm it is a joke! Skummet (sorry, tell me how to do an umlaut, please), note that capalert’s standards are NOT written by the crackpot guy running the site, but JESUS CHRIST himself. Really! My favorite objection on that site is to Antz - it apparently contains “suggestive eye movements.” Hide the children! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/9 "2000-09-26T16:59:17Z")
Re fundie movie sites: I also love that South Park scored worse than Natural Born Killers. _Somebody’s_ got subversion issues. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/10 "2000-09-26T17:52:07Z")
[http://www.landoverbaptist.org/](http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) Landover Baptist is a joke, right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/11 "2000-09-26T18:14:15Z")
**Johnny L.A.** , if you are really asking, check this out: [http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html](http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html) ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/12 "2000-09-26T18:28:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beetle99 \* > \*\*Oh yea, and I have seen web sites that explain the best way to cut up a human corpse and eat it. [snip] \*\* That’s the funniest thing I have seen in a very, very , very long time!! I just snorted with repressed laughter & someone gave me a dirty look…got the URL on that one? You never know when that knowledge is going to come in handy… ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/13 "2000-09-26T18:30:49Z")
ROFL… remind me to _not_ click on hyperlinks in IMHO posts while at work… ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/14 "2000-09-26T18:42:11Z")
[http://www.supergreg.com](http://www.supergreg.com) :eek: I wish I was this cool. ---
**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/15 "2000-09-26T18:59:18Z")
i’m pretty sure that’s a joke, much as i’m hoping [www.rubberburner.com](http://www.rubberburner.com) is. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/16 "2000-09-26T23:11:18Z")
Supergreg: Nothing says cool like a giant eyebrow! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/17 "2000-09-27T01:20:09Z")
i just went to [http://www.capalert.com](http://www.capalert.com), and I found it hilarious. Every movie is somehow corrupting to the children, and I looked at the “Back to School” section, which was a big list of symbols that could mean the children are being lured by the devil, along with an assurance that a parent can search EVERYTHING in the child’s possesion. Each symbol is accompanied by an explantion of why it is bad. Symbols included, the Star of David, the symbol of Islam, the peace sign, and the yin-yang, among others. What I find funny is that a bunch of the signs on the list had been around before Christ supposedly came to the earth. What is frightening is that some parents will take it to heart, and brainwash their kids, and punish them for drawing a peace sign on their binders. ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/18 "2000-09-27T01:40:56Z")
Supergreg: Nothing says gangsta than posing with the hatchback in embarrasingly tight red jogging pants in my book I think its a joke but I have been wrong before. ---
**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/19 "2000-09-27T02:38:14Z")
I’m sorry to post this, but i feel it truly fits the OP… [http://www.dcmcnamara.com/](http://www.dcmcnamara.com/) it’s right on that fine line between whacked out parody and whacked out religious nut-job. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/20 "2000-09-27T02:54:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Have you seen this thread? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39503](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39503) > > Joke or real? Join the debate. I really hope this site is a joke. The only thing good about it is that it may have just given me a paper topic for my Gender and the Law class. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591.md?page=2)