# Sites that could be jokes, but you are afraid my not be.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 26, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591 "2000-09-26T13:05:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/21 "2000-09-27T05:11:15Z")

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[rubberburner.com](http://rubberburner.com) and [supergreg.com](http://supergreg.com) are sites which were created by the ad agency that works for Lee Jeans. Both characters have appeared in ads, dueling in one fashion or another, with the “Buddy Lee” doll mascot. The sites were created prior to the TV ad releases, and are an experiment in what is termed by the creators to be a form of “guerilla advertising”, which, considering the source, causes me no small amount of consternation. I love wackjob sites, but I find it disheartening to find such surreal creations as these are in fact the spawn of those interested in the world’s population as nothing more then a herd to be milked.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/22 "2000-09-27T09:24:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by muppetsoup \*  
> \*\*I’m sorry to post this, but i feel it truly fits the OP…
> 
> [http://www.dcmcnamara.com/](http://www.dcmcnamara.com/)
> 
> it’s right on that fine line between whacked out parody and whacked out religious nut-job. \*\*

I certainly hope this is a joke. That asshole has a Mussolini tribute page on that site! Jesus Christ, what a dumbass.

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**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/23 "2000-09-27T14:39:12Z")

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yeah, its things like that that make me think its fake… and the line about abolishing 6 or 7 amendments, but you never know.

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/24 "2000-09-28T03:06:51Z")

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I had a bad feeling in my gut after reading Dave’s site, but if you read his links page, he links to [http://www.stileproject.com](http://www.stileproject.com) with the cryptic “This is the page that started it all” and then links to another person’s homepage (presumably his own) with the remark “His wallpaper is marijuana, and he believes in pornography, but other than that he’s an okay guy.”

Then go to the Stile Project webpage, and read all he has written on “Anti-Porn” (Dave’s monniker) and it becomes obvious it’s fake.

The “running for city council” comment still scared the fuck out of me.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![yESTERDAY\_mAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a87d85/32.png) [@yESTERDAY\_mAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yESTERDAY_mAN)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/25 "2000-09-28T03:34:15Z")

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[Check this shit out](http://www.angelfire.com/me3/yesterdayman)

This is where I got my signature.

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**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/26 "2000-09-28T03:46:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AerynSun \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Also, I once saw a web page about a jock strap/chastity device to be fitted on teenage boys by concerned parents and coaches - don’t really want to search for that at work. Someone please confirm it is a joke!  
> \*\*

I’ve seen that website before! It’s a joke, Aeryn, so don’t worry. 🙂 I don’t remember the URL either, but the author of the webpage admits it on one of the pages somewhere in the tiny-print at the bottom. Those wacky minds!

-Ashley

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/27 "2000-09-28T17:07:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Heath Doolin \*  
> \*\*Supergreg: Nothing says gangsta than posing with the hatchback in embarrasingly tight red jogging pants in my book
> 
> I think its a joke but I have been wrong before. \*\*

“Embarrassingly tight”? Well, yeah, maybe for the milieu of  
gagnsta rap, but still it’s not like the guy’s wearing spandex tights. I think this guy’s in Germany, where the expansive baggy style of dress hasn’t quite caught on yet.  
So I think it’s probably for real!

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/28 "2000-09-28T19:37:38Z")

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Javaman: He’s on the embarassingly bad Buddy Lee jeans commercials. Especially the one where he’s trying to put down a ‘phat beat’ and is horrible, but Buddy does a killer job.

Fake.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/29 "2000-09-29T09:19:50Z")

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[http://www.clonejesus.com](http://www.clonejesus.com)  
-it’s definitely a joke, but loads of spud for brains have apparently taken it literally

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/30 "2000-09-29T13:34:06Z")

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> :Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a “gateway” sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

**BWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!** Oh, shit! That’s funny! There is no way that site is for real (It even has links to Landover Baptist).

The site that creeps me out is [http://www.jesus.com](http://www.jesus.com). I really, _really_ hope this guy is joking.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/31 "2000-09-29T18:05:57Z")

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For the sake of all things good, I hope to God this site is a joke.  
[http://www.justmeat.com](http://www.justmeat.com)

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**Author:** ![Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chance_the_Gardener)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/32 "2000-09-29T18:16:10Z")

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Check this one out:

[http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/vladtepes/btt.html](http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/vladtepes/btt.html)

Damn, Goths are cool, aren’t they?

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/33 "2000-09-29T18:48:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chance the Gardener \*  
> \*\*Check this one out:
> 
> [http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/vladtepes/btt.html](http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/vladtepes/btt.html)
> 
> Damn, Goths are cool, aren’t they? \*\*

Hey, not all goths are like that. :^\

On the same note though, this page is pretty funny, but I have a feeling that these people are real (unfortunately).

[http://www.cattygoths.com/past.html](http://www.cattygoths.com/past.html)

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/34 "2000-09-29T19:21:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DigitalMuse \*  
> \*\*i just went to [http://www.capalert.com](http://www.capalert.com), and I found it hilarious. \*\*

man this site is great, they tell us which movie has all the nudity and violence in it! what more can you ask for? now I don’t have to be disapointed it I don’t see some nude women what a great idea! wish I would of had this when I was in HS!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/35 "2000-09-29T19:22:02Z")

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From [http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/vladtepes/btt.html](http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/vladtepes/btt.html)

> [@](#):
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> If I could start a religion  
> There would be no stupid love  
> Of things that aren’t worth loving.  
> We would kill those who try to make us  
> Do things that we’re better off not doing  
> Like geometry.

Teen Aaaaaaaaaangst!

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/36 "2000-09-29T20:00:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Edward The Head \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by DigitalMuse \*  
> > \*\*i just went to [http://www.capalert.com](http://www.capalert.com), and I found it hilarious. \*\*
> 
> man this site is great, they tell us which movie has all the nudity and violence in it! what more can you ask for? now I don’t have to be disapointed it I don’t see some nude women what a great idea! wish I would of had this when I was in HS! \*\*

I thought I was reading The Onion. I bet this is how they (at The Onion) get their ideas!

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**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/37 "2000-09-29T21:07:10Z")

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Nicky Mack’s Pimp Poetry

[http://www.angelfire.com/biz/NickyMacksPimpPoetry/index.html](http://www.angelfire.com/biz/NickyMacksPimpPoetry/index.html)

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sites-that-could-be-jokes-but-you-are-afraid-my-not-be/34591/38 "2000-09-30T22:12:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\* [http://www.supergreg.com](http://www.supergreg.com) :eek:
> 
> I wish I was this cool. \*\*

Yeah me too, but what’s up with the Unibrow thing :eek:

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