# Sitting on our balcony in Hawaii, listening to a piper play traditional Hawaiian pipe tunes...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 24, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478 "2012-01-24T05:19:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![\_Olive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/4af34b/32.png) [@\_Olive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Olive)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/21 "2012-01-25T21:59:20Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Kauai. Depending on weather, may go drive the Waimea Canyon today.

you will drive right past my house …

sunday night is a concert …dennis kamakahi …grammy award winner …

monday night will be brother noland …

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/22 "2012-01-25T23:12:57Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I think my stomach turned a little bit reading that. 🙂

Well, pineapple can be a bit tart. I could see it giving you a sour stomach.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/23 "2012-01-25T23:57:28Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> You know, you can add that to just about any Canadian complaint - “These mosquitoes are terrible today, but at least it’s not -30C.” 🙂

“We may be stuck on the 404, but at least it’s not -30C!”  
“My house just burned down, but at least it’s not -30C!”  
“We just lost the lawsuit, but at least it’s not -30C!”  
🙂

> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> No haggis, sadly. Not even any with pineapple chunks.

:: quease ::

> [@\_Olive](#):
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> you will drive right past my house …
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> sunday night is a concert …dennis kamakahi …grammy award winner …
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> monday night will be brother noland …

THIS is where we’ll have our great CanaDoper gathering!

:: knock on **~Olive~**'s door ::  
:: voices with Canadian accents audible ::  
:: **~Olive~** hides under bed ::

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/24 "2012-01-26T00:17:18Z")

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How good was this piper? Just imagine the reaction of some stressed-out Scotsman who hates the bagpipes, going to Hawaii for a well-deserved vacation, sitting down on his patio with a Mai Tai or Piña Colada, when all of a sudden… Hark … what is that noise covering the booming sound of the surf? Bagpipes??? NOOOOOO!!!

To paraphrase Dr. Watson, "“A well-played bagpipe is a treat for the gods – [a badly-played one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-2G6QFlk6s) ----” (warning: follow the youtube link at your own risk).

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/25 "2012-01-26T00:19:16Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Tonight, as I was barbecuing our supper on the balcony, what to my wondering ears did appear but the melody of a piper.

And the proper response should have been to break out your own pipes and join in. 🙂

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**Author:** ![\_Olive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/4af34b/32.png) [@\_Olive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Olive)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/26 "2012-01-26T02:05:33Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> THIS is where we’ll have our great CanaDoper gathering!
> 
> :: knock on **~Olive~**'s door ::  
> :: voices with Canadian accents audible ::  
> :: **~Olive~** hides under bed ::

my door is always open …i have been known to host strangers at times

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/27 "2012-01-26T02:29:30Z")

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> [@\_Olive](#):
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> my door is always open …i have been known to host strangers at times

That’s good, cause they don’t get much stranger than us! 😃

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sitting-on-our-balcony-in-hawaii-listening-to-a-piper-play-traditional-hawaiian-pipe-tunes/610478/28 "2012-01-26T02:30:25Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> That’s good, cause they don’t get much stranger than us! 😃

And some of us can sing, too!

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