# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/241 "2005-09-01T15:05:53Z")
(Not bad, **silenus.** ) If the next words you type are, “Would you be mine?” I’m suing your ass for sexual harassment. I’m reading the _Dragonriders of Pern_ ominibus by Anne McCaffery. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/242 "2005-09-01T15:07:52Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I’m reading the _Dragonriders of Pern_ ominibus by Anne McCaffery. Figures - your head’s always in the clouds anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/243 "2005-09-01T15:08:37Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Whaddayawant, I should commend your sense of professional commitment? Beats your _amateur_ commitment to pimping. I were you I’d quit doing to that to my Mom. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/244 "2005-09-01T15:09:21Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I’m reading the _Dragonriders of Pern_ ominibus by Anne McCaffery. Is it as good as the _Dragonriders of Pern_ omnibus by Anne McCaffrey? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/245 "2005-09-01T15:09:57Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Figures - your head’s always in the clouds anyway. What’s that sound effect when a joke chokes and dies? Womp womp womp… I wish I could type faster. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/246 "2005-09-01T15:10:07Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Sorry? What? Fresh-cut ass? > > Mine is eight inches. Askia, don’t be modest, you are a much bigger _tool_ than that. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/247 "2005-09-01T15:10:44Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Beats your _amateur_ commitment to pimping. I were you I’d quit doing to that to my Mom. I’m amazed anyone did anything to your Mom, including your Dad. Was coercion involved? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/248 "2005-09-01T15:20:56Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Askia, don’t be modest, you are a much bigger _tool_ than that. No, no. That’s I _possess_ a much bigger tool. It’s called a Big Johnson. You own a T-shirt! Well, yours says, “Training Jock” but still… > [@Malacandra](#): > > I’m amazed anyone did anything to your Mom, including your Dad. Was coercion involved? To be fair, **Malacandra** , you’ve been amazed by indoor plumbing. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/249 "2005-09-01T15:25:18Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > To be fair, **Malacandra** , you’ve been amazed by indoor plumbing. Sez the guy who loses arguments with a handful of cress grown on a damp flannel. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/250 "2005-09-01T15:27:03Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Sez the guy who loses arguments with a handful of cress grown on a damp flannel. Speak AMERICAN. Bad enough we had to bail you people out of WWII, I don’t need you sharing your wanking terminology. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/251 "2005-09-01T15:35:17Z")
Uh-oh. Too much? ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/252 "2005-09-01T15:37:59Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Speak AMERICAN. Bad enough we had to bail you people out of WWII, I don’t need you sharing your wanking terminology. English lessons from an _American_? Purrrrrrhlease. > [@Askia](#): > > No, no. That’s I possess a much bigger tool. It’s called a Big Johnson. We seem to be back on naming your double-ended dildo. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/253 "2005-09-01T15:40:42Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Speak AMERICAN. Bad enough we had to bail you people out of WWII, I don’t need you sharing your wanking terminology. Idiot. Don’t you know your history? We also bailed their asses out of WW1, kept up the military and economic support of Greece when England couldn’t afford it back in the winter of '47, and gave them billions in Marshall Plan money. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/254 "2005-09-01T15:42:30Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > English lessons from an _American_? Purrrrrrhlease. Sniff. _African_-American, if you please, you feeble-mannered bigot. > [@](#): > > We seem to be back on naming your double-ended dildo. Quite the contrary; it would seem it never went far from your mind at all. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/255 "2005-09-01T15:43:30Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > We also bailed their asses out of WW1, kept up the military and economic support of Greece when England couldn’t afford it back in the winter of '47, and gave them billions in Marshall Plan money. Wow! I’ve been waiting to dust off my “If it wasn’t for us, you’d be speaking German” retort. And if you don’t like it, take the lift down to your lorry and get the f\*\*k outta here. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/256 "2005-09-01T15:43:31Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > We also bailed their asses out of WW1, kept up the military and economic support of Greece when England couldn’t afford it back in the winter of '47, and gave them billions in Marshall Plan money. Braggart. I made my point, you beat it into the ground. Christ, I simply cannot take you _anywhere._ ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/257 "2005-09-01T15:44:45Z")
> [@5que](#): > > And if you don’t like it, take the lift down to your lorry and get the f\*\*k outta here. Dear God. You’re having an aneurysm. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/258 "2005-09-01T15:47:18Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Speraking of which, why is your IP number registered to “M. Jackson?” And why do all these pop-ups from ‘[ShavedThaiBoys.com](http://ShavedThaiBoys.com)’ keep popping up on your screen? Sounds like someone is projecting some guilt. Did you get home late from the NAMBLA meeting last night? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/259 "2005-09-01T15:51:47Z")
> [@5que](#): > > Sounds like someone is projecting some guilt. Did you get home late from the NAMBLA meeting last night? Your simply cannot point a finger without pointing three back at yourself, sir. BTW: I see they’ve updated your postings on the “Sex-Offender Registry.” How painful was your chemical castration? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/260 "2005-09-01T15:55:15Z")
Oh, I say, this repartee has become oh so very much more enjoyable now that I’ve shifted my “Internet Posting Voice” from David Chappelle to Stewie Griffin. The voice in my head are positively spinning! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=14)