# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/381 "2005-09-02T18:39:31Z")
Plastic is an evil petroleum product. Do you know what the price of petroleum is doing these days? Are you too stupid to even read the front page of the newspapers (I know you’re too lazy to turn to anything but the back page and sports–New Orleans is more than the Super Bowl!). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/382 "2005-09-02T19:23:54Z")
Enjoy your support of the huge media conglomorates, **Annie**. I prefer to listen to NPR. Re: New Orleans, please see my post up-thread: > [@The Weird One](#): > > Eve! How dare you start a thread this funny, when people in Louisiana and Mississippi have lost everything!!! We should be focusing all our energy on feeling sorry for them, not laughing at your hilarious thread! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/383 "2005-09-02T19:50:27Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > I prefer to listen to NPR. NPR! **NPR!** The only person who I trust involving the news is the man I keep in my woodshed. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/384 "2005-09-02T20:49:16Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Ooo, good one. Let me ask you - who are you paying to write your posts for you? 'Cause I’m \*sure \* you didn’t come up with that all by your lonesome. I accept your response as the unintended and grudging compliment that it tacitly is. These are all genuine **Mal** apropisms, and some of them aren’t even rehearsed. > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Plastic is an evil petroleum product. Do you know what the price of petroleum is doing these days? Are you too stupid to even read the front page of the newspapers (I know you’re too lazy to turn to anything but the back page and sports–New Orleans is more than the Super Bowl!). I have to ask – exactly what village is having to go without the services of its idiot while you’re foisting your fifty favourite inanities upon us, Ms. Buttinsky? :wally ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/385 "2005-09-02T21:02:02Z")
What you do with your sex slave is best kept discreet, **Governor Quinn.** Besides, how much actual _news_ is on [leatherdaddyfreak.com](http://leatherdaddyfreak.com)? Who cares when the new buttless chaps come out? **Malacandra.** Speaking of village idiots, which quaint little United Kingdom backwater is doing without your gibbering inbred services of doddering about upright and producing unbroken strands of drool for the amusement of the townfolk? I’ve eaten and rested and am eager to exchange new ideas. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/386 "2005-09-02T21:09:02Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I have to ask – exactly what village is having to go without the services of its idiot while you’re foisting your fifty favourite inanities upon us, Ms. Buttinsky? :wally Obviously not village is doing without it’s idiot services as you have taking over, being such an idiot you are enough for two villages, if not a whole county. Is Askia to busy sodomising his burro or has the cell phone finally fried his remaining braincell. Anne, I suppose a shag’s out if the question? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/387 "2005-09-02T21:10:14Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > i like Sushi Of course you would; it tastes just like yer mom. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/388 "2005-09-02T21:11:43Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Of course you would; it tastes just like yer mom. > > Robin :: Looks on in pure admiration. :: _Daymn_, **MsRobyn!** ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/389 "2005-09-02T21:35:41Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Of course you would; it tastes just like yer mom. > > Robin And you would know. What is with this id thing anyway? MsRob **y** n but your name is Rob **i** n? Is this some kind of cognitive dissonance? Dyslexia much? Askia, satisfied the burro now? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/390 "2005-09-02T21:38:18Z")
I swear, I keep hearing the incessant buzzing of a foul little insect buzzing… “Burrrooo. Burrrrrroo.” Like a dead horse being flogged. Odd. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/391 "2005-09-02T21:45:01Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > being such an idiot you are enough for two villages, if not a whole county. It’s obvious from **rayh** ’s description. [This guy](http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html) is **Malacandra** , and I claim my five pounds. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/392 "2005-09-02T21:47:58Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I swear, I keep hearing the incessant buzzing of a foul little insect buzzing… “Burrrooo. Burrrrrroo.” Like a dead horse being flogged. Odd. I don’t want to hear about your necrophiliac urges thank you. Yes we all realise you are odd. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/393 "2005-09-02T21:55:05Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I swear, I keep hearing the incessant buzzing of a foul little insect buzzing… I thought you drew the line at warm-blooded creatures. How _do_ you do that with an insect, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/394 "2005-09-02T22:03:00Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Yes we all realise you are odd. I don’t get odd – I get _even._ > [@Anne Neville](#): > > I thought you drew the line at warm-blooded creatures. Well, obviously not. I lowered my standard and slept with _you._ ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/395 "2005-09-02T22:03:39Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Anne, I suppose a shag’s out if the question? Sorry, but I’m afraid of catching something from you that you got at the [Bricker-spanking orgy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6529468#post6529468). ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/396 "2005-09-02T22:11:08Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > Sorry, but I’m afraid of catching something from you that you got at the [Bricker-spanking orgy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6529468#post6529468). At least it wasn’t a dead horse like some people on here. [Quote=Askia I don’t get odd – I get even. [/quote] Sorry, I’m busy now, I’ll sh\*t myself later. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/397 "2005-09-02T22:24:58Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Sorry, I’m busy now, I’ll sh\*t myself later. You’ve been saying that for sixteen days now! You’re going to prolapse your sphincter muscles – and then _how_ are you going to support your meth habit selling yourself? Good Lord, when people say, “You’re full of it, **rayh** ” it’s NOT a point of pride! ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/398 "2005-09-02T22:37:01Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > You’ve been saying that for sixteen days now! You’re going to prolapse your sphincter muscles – and then _how_ are you going to support your meth habit selling yourself? Good Lord, when people say, “You’re full of it, **rayh** ” it’s NOT a point of pride! Your obession with whores and scat is becoming tedious. You are just parading your sexual inadequacies and your fetishes. Please allow us adults to have a meaningful conversation without poisoning it with you puerile innuendoes. IOW, go lick your burro’s bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/399 "2005-09-02T22:57:04Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Your obession with whores and scat is becoming tedious. You are just parading your sexual inadequacies and your fetishes. Please allow us adults to have a meaningful conversation without poisoning it with you puerile innuendoes. > > IOW, go lick your burro’s bottom. Uh, Sweetcheeks is yours. Remember your tattoo? Your hypocrisy is staggering in scope, though not as large as your delusion of adulthood. I accept your challenge! I’ll point out your many other endless faults without referring to your peccadilios with prostitutes, shameless swallowing of scat or flagrant fetishes. See if you can put two words together without evoking your burro. “Lick my burro.” Kiss your ass! ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/400 "2005-09-02T23:16:12Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Uh, Sweetcheeks is yours. Remember your tattoo? > > Your hypocrisy is staggering in scope, though not as large as your delusion of adulthood. > > I accept your challenge! I’ll point out your many other endless faults without referring to your peccadilios with prostitutes, shameless swallowing of scat or flagrant fetishes. See if you can put two words together without evoking your burro. > > “Lick my burro.” Kiss your ass! Try not to let your fantasies get away from you. You obviously have vastly more experience with prostitutes than I do. How are you making out as a rent boy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=21)