# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/441 "2005-09-05T12:13:46Z")
A little tense. _A little tense_? Transforming into the Ravening Psycho Beast From Hell prone to screaming fits of rage over putting a knife in the fork drawer, that’s what you mean by “a little tense”. Hysterocracy? More like a cuntatorship. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/442 "2005-09-05T12:47:50Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > A little tense. _A little tense_? Transforming into the Ravening Psycho Beast From Hell prone to screaming fits of rage over putting a knife in the fork drawer, that’s what you mean by “a little tense”. Hysterocracy? More like a cuntatorship. You got a problem with that?! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/443 "2005-09-05T13:10:26Z")
No problems that can’t be resolved by putting women in their rightful position in the order of creation, O vowel-confused one. Stick to keeping the cave clean and tidy and the kids out from under the master’s feet, and we’ll get along well enough. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/444 "2005-09-05T14:11:33Z")
Why does every issue in a discussion between the sexes come down to the sanctity of and the troubles caused by the almighty uterus. So you’ve got a uterus and I don’t. This does not raise in me any trace of uterine envy. You don’t see me talking about testicular cancer all the time do you? Give it a rest, you mothers of the race. I’m tired of pretending to care about your PMS and your cramps. It’s your lot in life. Deal with it. I don’t care if you compete with men in the workplace. If youdo, please leave your uterus in all it’s ramifications at home. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/445 "2005-09-05T14:15:28Z")
Preach it, brother. It’s just that one of the defining characteristics of femaleness is an infinite capacity for bitching and whining about nothing. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/446 "2005-09-05T14:41:43Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > I don’t care if you compete with men in the workplace. If you do, please leave your uterus in all it’s ramifications at home. I’d love to, but I can’t. It’s attached. Besides, it’s a man’s fault I got a uterus in the first place, instead of the almighty penis. 😛 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/447 "2005-09-05T14:52:55Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > I’d love to, but I can’t. It’s attached. Besides, it’s a man’s fault I got a uterus in the first place, instead of the almighty penis. 😛 > > Robin …Oh yes, and blaming men for everything. That never gets old. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/448 "2005-09-05T15:10:10Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > …Oh yes, and blaming men for everything. That never gets old. :rolleyes: Of course not. You can’t expect me to take responsibility for everything? 😛 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/449 "2005-09-05T15:13:21Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Of course not. You can’t expect me to take responsibility for everything? 😛 > > Robin Have I not already said that I’m willing for you to take responsibility for nothing except keeping the cave clean and the kids from under my feet? Keep your trap shut and your legs open and we’ll get along just fine, sweetie. 😛 This is really, really, really fun. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/450 "2005-09-05T17:34:59Z")
Why don’t women have brains? They don’t have a dick to keep them in. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/451 "2005-09-06T01:27:58Z")
It figures, doesn’t it? Five of you are engaging in a fight, and I can’t get a word in edgewise… Well, (expletive deleted) you all! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/452 "2005-09-06T02:31:01Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > Five of you are engaging in a fight, and I can’t get a word in edgewise… You can count to five? I didn’t think you had that many fingers and toes left. Or teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/453 "2005-09-06T02:33:44Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > You can count to five? I didn’t think you had that many fingers and toes left. Or teeth. I have a full set of teeth, and, unlike you, I don’t keep them in a glass of water on my bedroom dresser. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/454 "2005-09-06T02:51:24Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > I have a full set of teeth, and, unlike you, I don’t keep them in a glass of water on my bedroom dresser. What, you use bourbon? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/455 "2005-09-06T02:52:39Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > I have a full set of teeth, and, unlike you, I don’t keep them in a glass of water on my bedroom dresser. I get another do-over. “You can’t fit a dresser in a cardboard box.” ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/456 "2005-09-06T02:54:37Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > I have a full set of teeth, and, unlike you, I don’t keep them in a glass of water on my bedroom dresser. Let me do-over my do-over. “Of course you’re unlike me. To be me you’d be witty, charming, smart, and not defined by a cartoon politician.” ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/457 "2005-09-06T02:55:39Z")
So many possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/458 "2005-09-06T03:06:37Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > To be me you’d be witty, charming, smart, and not defined by a cartoon politician." Cartoon? **Cartoon?** Cartoon? Let be be known that there are not merely one, but _two_ real-life Governor Quinns! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/459 "2005-09-06T03:10:45Z")
Damn echoes. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/460 "2005-09-06T05:29:23Z")
dudz u all r like soooooooo lame evry1 uv u!!!111!!! like u just go on wif ur pety problms n totally ignore teh plight of teh uth in 2dayz moraly twistd sosity where no1 realy carz abt each other nemore. n fuk u all i aint readin ten pgs wurth of thread. u all suk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=24)