# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/481 "2005-09-07T08:07:57Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > We’ll stop when we’ve blamed you for everything for as long as you’ve blamed us for everything. Lessee, you’ve been blaming us for that whole Original Sin thing for 2000 years now, so we have about 1970 years to go. Ignorant, insular Christofascist! :mad: Didn’t it occur to you that, oh, say, another religious group might have accepted the story of Eve as tradition for _centuries_ before Christianity was thought of? Here’s a hint: ;j ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/482 "2005-09-07T16:24:34Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Ignorant, insular Christofascist! :mad: Didn’t it occur to you that, oh, say, another religious group might have accepted the story of Eve as tradition for _centuries_ before Christianity was thought of? Here’s a hint: ;j Yeah, but we ;j don’t believe in Original Sin. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/483 "2005-09-07T16:28:22Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > Yeah, but we ;j don’t believe in Original Sin. That’s because you people are pushing the bounds of perversion by trying to come up with new ones all the damn time. How disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/484 "2005-09-07T16:30:59Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Which seems to be the limit of you sexual experience, **hearing** about it. This, from a man who’s never had a sexual experience in his life without hearing the words, “No, daddy, no!” Old Brett Butler heckler slam. Still a classic. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/485 "2005-09-07T16:55:07Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > This, from a man who’s never had a sexual experience in his life without hearing the words, “No, daddy, no!” Which I suppose is better then “eeyore!”. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/486 "2005-09-07T16:56:18Z")
That’s it. Tell “Pooh” jokes. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/487 "2005-09-07T17:35:21Z")
Originally Posted by Askia I’m interviewing for jobs later today. Wish me luck. Let me be the first to congratulate on your attempts to better yourself, no matter how hopeless I personally believe your efforts to be. Be sure to take a shower and wear the clothes that have the fewest holes and are cleanest. Be polite and friendly, no matter how hard thay may be for you. As a taxpayer, I applaud your attempt to relieve us of some of the burden you and your family have previously placed on the welfare system. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/488 "2005-09-07T17:49:00Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Wrong time of the month, Anne? Why, do you _still_ think I’ll go to bed with you? You should be used to rejection from women (and sheep) by now. > [@marque elf](#): > > As a taxpayer, I applaud your attempt to relieve us of some of the burden you and your family have previously placed on the welfare system. People who run whorehouses for the Mob don’t pay taxes. You’re confusing taxes with protection money, you dolt. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/489 "2005-09-07T22:59:41Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > Why, do you _still_ think I’ll go to bed with you? You should be used to rejection from women (and sheep) by now. Not if it’s the wrong time of month I don’t. > [@](#): > > People who run whorehouses for the Mob don’t pay taxes. You’re confusing taxes with protection money, you dolt. There speaks the voice of experience. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/490 "2005-09-07T23:02:07Z")
[sings] [Askia’s been pitted.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333859) [Askia’s been pitted.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333859) [Askia’s been pitted.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333859) [/sings] ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/491 "2005-09-07T23:05:15Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > There speaks the voice of experience. Good one! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/492 "2005-09-08T00:05:17Z")
**marque elf.** As a welfare cheat who mostly restricts his larceny to fraud in your real life name and your retirement accounts, I thank you. Today… truce. You know I’m gonna go back to robbing you blind tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/493 "2005-09-08T00:06:48Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > [sings] > > [Askia’s been pitted.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333859) > > [Askia’s been pitted.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333859) > > [Askia’s been pitted.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333859) > > [/sings] Pshaw. Any Pitting that starts off, “This is a bitting in name only,” isn’t much to worry about. I thought YOU pitted me. You had my respect for a half-second. I was even gonna unleash my fabled sack of Yo Mama Jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/494 "2005-09-08T00:08:03Z")
Bitting? Souns libe somebobby hib be im muh libs. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/495 "2005-09-08T01:52:47Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > You rang? > > 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 Show **Askia** that I mean business. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/496 "2005-09-08T02:46:23Z")
I don’t like the smiles on those guys. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/497 "2005-09-08T03:11:49Z")
Great. **Cartooniverse** thinks he’s [Lurch.](http://www.sergioleone.net/dt-6.jpg) Since he’s bossing him around, that must make **Governor Quinn** [Gomez Addams.](http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/gomez01.jpg) **Anne Neville** is [Wednesday](http://ricksaphire.com/Photos/lisal.jpg) and\*\* rayh\*\* is [Uncle Fester.](http://www.goldensilents.com/kids/fester.jpg) Thankfully, black people weren’t on that show. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/498 "2005-09-08T03:14:13Z")
I’m a different kind of [Thing.](http://lelombrik.free.fr/LoMBriK/fuck%20you.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/499 "2005-09-08T05:28:12Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Thankfully, black people weren’t on that show. 😃 Yeah, real nice making [assumptions](http://gabbyhooch.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cousin_itt.jpg). You aren’t getting out of this random Addam’s Family reference just by tossing your race card into the ring, jackass. Or should I say ‘Cousin Jackass?’ Store brand antiseptic mouth rinse is just as good as the name brand Listerine, and at a fraction of the cost! ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/500 "2005-09-08T05:44:45Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Store brand antiseptic mouth rinse is just as good as the name brand Listerine, and at a fraction of the cost! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=26)