# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/41 "2005-08-31T18:36:14Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Puppies are cute. Post 1: This crap sounds familiar…Is that a sock I smell? With little eyes glued on it? Post: 2: F_ck you, d_uchebag! Why does there always have to be some f_cktw_t with some holier-than-thou attitude ragging on newbies? Just because you have 8000 posts and your start date pre-dates Jesus doesn’t give you the right to be an _sshole. This is why this place sucks nowadays. I’ve been lurking for 14 years, and I know more than you c_ckholes understand. I am _not_ a f_cking sock, and I know that such accusations are against the rules here. I am a unique and beautiful flower, who happens to have an opinion on puppies. I don’t give a f_ck if you think my writing style sounds like somebody else. I know better, and you can eat sh_t and die! This place F_cking sucks, and so do Americans! I hate Americans! You’re an _sshole, but I won’t let myself get upset over a worthless c_nt like you! I hope you enjoy your little f_cking online hoity-toity clique. I’m sure it’s the only one you’ve ever been a part of. Now I’m sure everyone’s going to jump on your f_cking bandwagon and call me an _sshole and a d_uchebag. Well, enjoy your fun, you pathetic loosers. You can have your f_cking message board life. I’m out of here. You F_cking c\*ntwarts, I hate you! :mad: > [@](#): > > I just won the lottery! Well, in the lazy bastard’s book of ways to make a living, I guess it beats sucking d\*ck. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/42 "2005-08-31T18:37:02Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I just won the lottery! I think you misspelled “government-run tax on dumb people”. Not only that, but when you win it, they take at least half of it back in taxes! Which they use to advertise the “lottery” as you so laughingly call it. And they advertise it on shows only dumb people watch, like Jerry Springer. You’re probably not going to do anything productive with the money anyway. Probably, you’ll just buy more goats to felch. Asshat. Coffee is the nectar of the gods. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/43 "2005-08-31T18:37:58Z")
> [@missbunny](#): > > You’re bordering on copyright infringement, dude. Lowlife trying to pretend that “Argentina” phrase is your own. I bet you and your wonderful wife snuck in to the theatre, too. In case you’re unaware, poor people can’t afford to see Broadway plays - why do you have to rub our faces in your cultural superiority??? It’s posts like this that make me believe that the SDMB should be paying _me_ to post here. Look, missbunny (if that’s even your _real_ name :dubious: ), there are two facts I’d like to impress upon you - that is, if you can actually hold two facts in your head: 1. The original line is “Don’t cry _for_ me, Argentina.” My line was “Don’t cry _to_ me, Argentina.” Completely, totally different. 2. I saw the _movie_. At a friends house. So don’t come crying to me, Argentina, about your supposed moral superiority just because you _think_ you’re poorer than me! I couldn’t even afford to go dutch on a $1 rental! Beat that! You can’t? Well, _who’s_ superior now, misssmartypants??? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/44 "2005-08-31T18:38:40Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I just won the lottery! And I just bet you’re keeping all the money to yourself, too, even though people are STARVING in my home country of India. You selfish American! I’m having tacos for dinner! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/45 "2005-08-31T18:41:58Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m having tacos for dinner! I find that term very offensive, \*sshole. Has anyone seen “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” yet? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/46 "2005-08-31T18:42:03Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Coffee is the nectar of the gods. It saddens me, all the hyperactive type-A’s out there with their typical addiction problems. Can’t you people slow down and enjoy life for a while? Bioteps SO is wonderful too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/47 "2005-08-31T18:43:24Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > I find that term very offensive, \*sshole. > > Has anyone seen “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” yet? Having never met you in person, I can’t say that I have. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/48 "2005-08-31T18:43:53Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > Oh look, I found a nickel. Once again, the Capitalist Oppressors flaunt their wealth in front of the starving Workers of the World. Did you produce anything to earn that nickel? NO! You found it. It rightfully belongs to some downtrodden worker who slaved long and hard in a corporate-owned sweatshop, trying to feed her children, and you **just pick it up and put it in your pocket!** You swine! Come the Revolution, you and yours will be the first to go to the wall! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/49 "2005-08-31T18:46:52Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’m having tacos for dinner! Once again, the cultural heritage of the indigenous peoples of Meso-American are strip-mined for “Western Civilization’s” endless appetite for novelty. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/50 "2005-08-31T18:49:01Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Having never met you in person, I can’t say that I have. You know it is really not necessary to drag person insults in here you bastard. That was so uncool. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/51 "2005-08-31T18:50:05Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Once again, the cultural heritage of the indigenous peoples of Meso-American are strip-mined for “Western Civilization’s” endless appetite for novelty. Yes, because lettuce, sour cream, beef, and cheddar cheese is such a _crucial_ part of their pre-Columbian heritage. As for myself, I’m gonna fry me and my family up some chicken tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/52 "2005-08-31T18:52:51Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > How do you know s/he’s snacking on chemicals? “_s/he?_” If I see one more thinly-veiled crack against the transgendered . . . Damn transphobic hatemonger. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/53 "2005-08-31T18:52:53Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You know it is really not necessary to drag person insults in here you bastard. That was so uncool. Listen, you. I can defend myself. I don’t need your damn help. And **JohnT** , I’m only 30, I’ll have you know. Ruby Red Squirt is soooo yummy! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/54 "2005-08-31T18:53:28Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You know it is really not necessary to drag person insults in here you bastard. That was so uncool. God, answer a simple question and get your ass jumped all over for it! What bug crawled into your ass, munched a nest into your colon, and then started pumping out kids? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/55 "2005-08-31T18:56:02Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Listen, you. I can defend myself. I don’t need your damn help. And **JohnT** , I’m only 30, I’ll have you know. > > Ruby Red Squirt is soooo yummy! Last thing we need to hear is your fascination with earning your Red Wings, you vampirous freak. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/56 "2005-08-31T18:57:31Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Listen, you. I can defend myself. I don’t need your damn help. And **JohnT** , I’m only 30, I’ll have you know. Fine! Screw you! **Eve** , this is a great thread! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/57 "2005-08-31T18:57:52Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’m having tacos for dinner! And you don’t even care that they’ll make you fart, and the methane you produce will contribute to global warming, do you? > [@JohnT](#): > > As for myself, I’m gonna fry me and my family up some chicken tonight. MURDERER! Chickens are people, too. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/58 "2005-08-31T19:00:11Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > **Eve** , this is a great thread! Sure, suck up to the OP, you kowtowing bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/59 "2005-08-31T19:00:45Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > And you don’t even care that they’ll make you fart, and the methane you produce will contribute to global warming, do you? F\*\*k no! I fart in your general direction! I wave my private parts at your aunties! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/60 "2005-08-31T19:07:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Eve, this is a great thread! Well, what a surprise. **Anaamika** follows **Eve** into a thread and kisses her ass. Film at 11. Calling all dopers! I’m collecting canned goods and money for the hurricane relief efforts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=4)