# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/61 "2005-08-31T19:09:12Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Calling all dopers! I’m collecting canned goods and money for the hurricane relief efforts. Tell it to **Robot Arm** , the rich bastard. As for me, I gave at the office. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/62 "2005-08-31T19:10:58Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Sure, suck up to the OP, you kowtowing bitch. How dare you make a remark insulting us kows? We have feelings, too, you ignorant bovine-basher. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/63 "2005-08-31T19:11:30Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Calling all dopers! I’m collecting canned goods and money for the hurricane relief efforts. And you think that your _charity_ makes you something special, don’t you? Arrogant bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/64 "2005-08-31T19:13:53Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Calling all dopers! I’m collecting canned goods and money for the hurricane relief efforts. Giving them money and canned goods just encourages them to rebuild in a hurricane-prone area, and we’ll be going through the same thing 20 years down the road, only it’ll cost us all a lot more. My cat got into my bed last night and curled up against me and purred. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/65 "2005-08-31T19:15:47Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > As for me, I gave at the office. Yeah, and the check is in the mail, right? God, way to use the oldest excuse in the books. Look, if you don’t want to give money to people whose whole lives are gone, at least have the balls to say so, you selfish pr\*ck. SEX!! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/66 "2005-08-31T19:17:13Z")
> [@](#): > > As for myself, I’m gonna fry me and my family up some chicken tonight. Yeah, that sounds healthy. :rolleyes: Having a cow fat and porkchop smoothie with a turd on top for dessert? So, **Anaamika** , how _you_ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/67 "2005-08-31T19:17:30Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > My cat got into my bed last night and curled up against me and purred. Nasty smelly cats. Can’t believe you like those things…you probably let it wander all over the neighborhood, too, killing small animals and birds! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/68 "2005-08-31T19:21:48Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > It’s posts like this that make me believe that the SDMB should be paying _me_ to post here. > > Look, missbunny (if that’s even your _real_ name :dubious: ), there are two facts I’d like to impress upon you - that is, if you can actually hold two facts in your head: JOHNT IS A BIG FAT POOPYHEAD. SO THERE. BEAT THAT, JERK. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/69 "2005-08-31T19:22:22Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > My cat got into my bed last night and curled up against me and purred. I hope you didn’t have the cat _declawed_—you might as well rip its ears off slowly with pliers, you unfeeling, selfish oaf. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/70 "2005-08-31T19:27:26Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > Giving them money and canned goods just encourages them to rebuild in a hurricane-prone area, and we’ll be going through the same thing 20 years down the road, only it’ll cost us all a lot more. > > My cat got into my bed last night and curled up against me and purred. This is a family site, so tales of your bestial experiences are _not_ amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/71 "2005-08-31T19:32:01Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > I hope you didn’t have the cat _declawed_—you might as well rip its ears off slowly with pliers, you unfeeling, selfish oaf. Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up in her own thread again. You’re the one who started this sh\*t-storm, and I was starting to wonder if you’d ever show your face here again. Oh, I see you’ve already posted 5 times. Well, in that case, I think you’ve made your case and now it’s just a matter of a dead horse. So stop pounding it. My poor little dog has fleas. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/72 "2005-08-31T19:32:57Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Has anyone seen “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” yet? Thanks for reminding me some bastard’s making a fortune on my life story while I’m reduced to picking up nickels in the street. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/73 "2005-08-31T19:33:02Z")
I have to say that this is the funniest thread I’ve read in a while. Yeah, you’d expect comments like that, wouldn’t you, Eve? I bet you just sit at home and think of ways for the SD community to build a new shrine to you…whatever. Then you bring up rediculous things like flowers, puppies, and earrings. Don’t you know that we’re all going to DIE. That’s right…why bother with this meaningless tripe when death could come knocking at any moment. There he is, Death, lurking around all our corners, and you have the audacity to try and push your ego-boosting self promotion on us, and try and use FLOWERS and PUPPIES to do it too…the lowest of the low. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/74 "2005-08-31T19:33:15Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > SEX!! I was wondering when the perverts were going to show up. I’m going to say this calmly, if I can. There may be children reading this thread. Please keep all remarks referring to the sordid entwining of private parts in their proper places. Not here. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/75 "2005-08-31T19:35:38Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > I was wondering when the perverts were going to show up. > > I’m going to say this calmly, if I can. There may be children reading this thread. Please keep all remarks referring to the sordid entwining of private parts in their proper places. Not here. Goddamn! What a prude! Look, it’s not my problem if parents can’t handle their kdis…I’ll talk about sex if and when I want! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/76 "2005-08-31T19:37:16Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > I was wondering when the perverts were going to show up. > > I’m going to say this calmly, if I can. There may be children reading this thread. Please keep all remarks referring to the sordid entwining of private parts in their proper places. Not here. Your private parts _entwine_? :eek: You sick bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/77 "2005-08-31T19:37:32Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > I was wondering when the perverts were going to show up. > > I’m going to say this calmly, if I can. There may be children reading this thread. Please keep all remarks referring to the sordid entwining of private parts in their proper places. $50 says that place ain’t your bed. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/78 "2005-08-31T19:40:13Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > My poor little dog has fleas. Gaw dammit, go tune your freakin’ ukulele somewhere else, willya? ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/79 "2005-08-31T19:40:18Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Goddamn! What a prude! Look, it’s not my problem if parents can’t handle their kdis…I’ll talk about sex if and when I want! There’s enough sex in society already! Sex this and sex that! I bet if you talk about it you must also _dress_ the part, eh? With your little glittery tube top and hot pants? Don’t deny it, I know your kind, sleazebot. I found a four-leaf clover! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/80 "2005-08-31T19:44:19Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > I found a four-leaf clover! :rolleyes: Following old-fasioned superstitions are we? No better way to ring in the new! If you could drag your mind even to last century, you’d know we don’t need such stupid customs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=5)