# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/101 "2005-08-31T20:18:57Z")
Fuck all of you. (All pit rants have to have the word “fuck” in them. It’s the law.) ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/102 "2005-08-31T20:21:50Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > What the hell is it with you people and the teeny-tiny typefaces? Tryimg to make us all go goddam _blind_ or something, just to be _cute?_ Well YOU can go join JohnT in Poopyheadville. I’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun together. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/103 "2005-08-31T20:22:29Z")
> [@](#): > > I like ice cream. My girlfriend was paralyzed by a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/104 "2005-08-31T20:23:05Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > …some **doe-eyed** clueless grocery victim bags them in plasticine-leaking non-biodegradable sacks… [quote=Left Hand of Dorkness] … You boycott, and those poor **doe-eyed** tots will be fired from the factory where they made the money… [quote] I am sick to freakin’ death of the cervid cliches y’all throw around constantly. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/105 "2005-08-31T20:24:20Z")
And people who can’t code properly piss me right the fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/106 "2005-08-31T20:25:16Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] [quote=Left Hand of Dorkness] … You boycott, and those poor **doe-eyed** tots will be fired from the factory where they made the money… > [@](#): > > I am sick to freakin’ death of the cervid cliches y’all throw around constantly. I am \*_so_ sick of people who don’t know how to f\*cking code. Pope Benedict XVI is German. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/107 "2005-08-31T20:26:28Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] [quote=Left Hand of Dorkness] … You boycott, and those poor **doe-eyed** tots will be fired from the factory where they made the money… > [@](#): > > I am sick to freakin’ death of the cervid cliches y’all throw around constantly. Maybe if you get hit in the face with a steaming feces pie you’ll be doo-dough-eyed. How 'bout that? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/108 "2005-08-31T20:26:47Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > And people who can’t code properly piss me right the fuck off. Man, get off your high horse already, a\*\*wipe. We all make mistakes sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/109 "2005-08-31T20:26:53Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > I like ice cream. You insensitive b\*\*\*\*! You KNOW some of us have eating disorders, and yet you rub our faces in it! In the ice cream that we’re not supposed to have! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/110 "2005-08-31T20:28:26Z")
> [@](#): > > Well YOU can go join JohnT in Poopyheadville. Poopyheadville is my _home town_, you elitist jerk—you gotta problem with that?! > [@](#): > > My girlfriend was paralyzed by a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod. Yeah, well my _father_ is a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/111 "2005-08-31T20:31:24Z")
Sure twickster, you can toss around the fancy collateral adjectives just fine, but you seriously need a course in remedial coding. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/112 "2005-08-31T20:31:40Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder Pope Benedict XVI is German.[/QUOTE] And we all know what kind of people the _Germans_ are, don’t we. I bet he likes little boys anyway. Maybe you do too, since you’re obviously on some kind of crusade on his behalf. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/113 "2005-08-31T20:31:38Z")
Goddamned ice cream gave me a short five-minute headache about a decade ago. Thanks for bringing up _that_ trauma, you assholes - I was just getting over it. My shrink is going to be so pissed! ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/114 "2005-08-31T20:31:37Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Yeah, well my _father_ is a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod. I guess that explains your incessant promotion of the Good Humor Agenda, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/115 "2005-08-31T20:32:24Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Yeah, well my _father_ is a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod. _My_ father is a drunk, insensitive clod, so f\*\*\* you both. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/116 "2005-08-31T20:33:32Z")
> [@missbunny](#): > > And we all know what kind of people the _Germans_ are, don’t we. I bet he likes little boys anyway. Maybe you do too, since you’re obviously on some kind of crusade on his behalf. Damnation! This thread can’t even get to page 5 w/o some 'tard Godwinizing the thing! What the hell is _wrong_ with you people? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/117 "2005-08-31T20:35:09Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Quote: > > Well YOU can go join JohnT in Poopyheadville. > > Poopyheadville is my home town, you elitist jerk—you gotta problem with that?! > > > [@](#): > > > > Quote: > > My girlfriend was paralyzed by a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod. > > Yeah, well my father is a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod. Huh, my girlfriend’s run-in with the drunk Good Humor man took place in Poopyheadville. Image that. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/118 "2005-08-31T20:35:10Z")
The so-called “administrators” of this board would do well to get off their lazy butts and make it so that people could modify their posts when they make a coding mistake. It’s not like they really do anything here. Just sitting around reading all day - yeah, that’s a real tough job. :rolleyes: * * * I like pie. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/119 "2005-08-31T20:36:27Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Damnation! This thread can’t even get to page 5 w/o some 'tard Godwinizing the thing! What the hell is _wrong_ with you people? “_You people?_” We all know what _that’s_ code for. Racist bastard. My cat’s breath smells like cat food! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/120 "2005-08-31T20:37:32Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > My cat’s breath smells like cat food! You feed him that nasty stuff out of a can? You should feed him only real tuna. I’m reporting your ass to PETA. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=7)