# Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437 "2005-08-31T15:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/161 "2005-08-31T22:51:49Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > My mouse broke last week, and I had to get a new one. Mouse is an odd name for a two entry dildo. > [@silenus](#): > > Cite? Twat. You want me to cite you’ve seen a twat, have a twat or know what to do with a twat? The answer to all three is, “Probrably not.” > [@Biotop](#): > > I can’t ignore this again, much as I’d like to. My comment and your breath. Yuck. In addition to polka, I enjoy rap. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/162 "2005-08-31T22:53:39Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Mouse is an odd name for a two entry dildo. Oh? What have you named yours? ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/163 "2005-08-31T23:04:39Z")
**silenus** , you’re not allowed swearing in MPSIMS. You could get a warning for that. By the by, what does that red triangular icon do? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/164 "2005-08-31T23:09:15Z")
> [@Anne Neville](#): > > Oh? What have you named yours? “Anne Neville.” (But that was good!) ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/165 "2005-08-31T23:10:06Z")
> [@LaurAnge](#): > > **silenus** , you’re not allowed swearing in MPSIMS. You could get a warning for that. > > By the by, what does that red triangular icon do? There’s mice being killed here and all you can talk about is icons? Heartless b\*\*\*\*\*d. Askia, you missed the ‘c’ off rap. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/166 "2005-08-31T23:15:25Z")
**rayh** , the list of things you’re missing would start with “clean underwear,” end with “work” and have “teeth” somewhere in the middle. Did I mention I’m a little overweight? I’m thinking of going on a diet. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/167 "2005-08-31T23:19:53Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > **rayh** , the list of things you’re missing would start with “clean underwear,” end with “work” and have “teeth” somewhere in the middle. > > Did I mention I’m a little overweight? I’m thinking of going on a diet. Whilst all this is unfortunately true (really), you elitist p\*\*\*k, just because you’ve got a job and can afford laundry and proper dental care. We’ve done the overeating, you fat t\*\*t. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/168 "2005-08-31T23:27:34Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > We’ve done the overeating, you fat t\*\*t. Aw. That’s what your Mom said when she weaned you. I like Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/169 "2005-08-31T23:37:16Z")
Tsk. It would seem my scathing wit has killed another thread. Is there NO ONE on this message board with the strength to challenge me? ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/170 "2005-08-31T23:41:53Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Aw. That’s what your Mom said when she weaned you. > > I like Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. You leave my mother out of this, you and your slut friends. You don’t need a double ended dildo with Beyonce and Christina Aguilera porking your fat ass. I’m drinking hot chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/171 "2005-08-31T23:42:12Z")
**Askia** , you proclaim yourself to be a wit. You’re half-right. **LaurAnge** , find a dictionary before you post. The word you seem to object to means “a hole in a hedge.” Some people just have dirty minds. Where do you get of criticising my command of the language? Some of us are trying to learn English, and don’t have the Allah-given skills with it the rest of you Western, effete swine enjoy! Pah! I spit in your general direction! The day is almost over. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/172 "2005-08-31T23:45:53Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > I’m drinking hot chocolate. Leave your scat fantasies out of this, you filthy scum. > [@silenus](#): > > The day is almost over. Damn. The freaks DO come out at night. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/173 "2005-08-31T23:52:10Z")
Askia, what you got against freaks? Making disparaging comments against people just because they are different to you. You are the one with the scat fetish, you are you [del]c[/del]rap. You are so [ultimate insult to get me banned] **normal** [/ultimate insult to get me banned] you make me want to puke. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/174 "2005-08-31T23:57:11Z")
Geez, I leave this thread for a little while and I miss out on all of this ? Darn !! **silenus** > [@](#): > > Askia, you proclaim yourself to be a wit. > > You’re half-right. Gee, what a clever remark. Where’d you get that line? Did Don Rickles have a yard sale? ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/175 "2005-09-01T00:00:03Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > Geez, I leave this thread for a little while and I miss out on all of this ? Darn !! > > **silenus** > > Gee, what a clever remark. Where’d you get that line? Did Don Rickles have a yard sale? Stop trying to pretend you have a life saddo. We could have a battle of wits, but I don’t fight an **unarmed** opponent. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/176 "2005-09-01T00:01:31Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > Gee, what a clever remark. Where’d you get that line? Did Don Rickles have a yard sale? He did, and you were the first one there. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/177 "2005-09-01T00:09:48Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Askia, what you got against freaks? The lack of professionalism. Most aren’t as good as your Mom. > [@wolf\_meister](#): > > Geez, I leave this thread for a little while and I miss out on all of this ? Darn !! Hey, you’re a busy guy, and somebody had to run the meth lab. > [@Msrobyn](#): > > He did, and you were the first one there. HEY. At least he paid cash. You paid in food stamps and rim jobs. I’m barely breaking a sweat here, people. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/178 "2005-09-01T00:18:08Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I’m barely breaking a sweat here, people. Tell us something we don’t know. Cheap insults are very annoying to those of us who prefer the skewering barb. I can’t tell you how you how offended I am by this example of unoffending offense. But I guess it is time for me to be the one to take the high road. I think we should all apologize now. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/179 "2005-09-01T00:18:56Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I’m barely breaking a sweat here, people. Horses sweat. Gentlemen _perspire_. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437/180 "2005-09-01T00:22:15Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > But I guess it is time for me to be the one to take the high road. I think we should all apologize now. Fine. I’m sorry you showed up again. > [@Eve](#): > > Horses sweat. Gentlemen perspire. Right. And ladies poot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-degrees-of-the-bbq-pit/319437.md?page=10)