# Six Flags Commercial **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881 "2005-03-30T03:09:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DuhCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@DuhCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhCow)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/1 "2005-03-30T03:09:04Z")
Who plays mr. six in the six flags commercials? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/2 "2005-03-30T04:11:12Z")
Six Flags is being coy about it. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/3 "2005-03-30T04:12:32Z")
> [@DuhCow](#): > > Who plays mr. six in the six flags commercials? No clue. It’s not as bad as that singing belly-button commercial from a few years ago, but it’s definitely pretty high on my creeps-me-out meter. ---
**Author:** ![ElectricZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58f4c7/32.png) [@ElectricZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElectricZ)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/4 "2005-03-30T14:45:27Z")
> [@Grace](#): > > No clue. It’s not as bad as that singing belly-button commercial from a few years ago, but it’s definitely pretty high on my creeps-me-out meter. My new worst nightmare is some kind of Six Flags/Burger King commercial crossover. Just let your imagination conjure up the image of Mr. Six and the King together. Or better yet, don’t! If anybody needs me, I’ll be hiding under my desk in the fetal position. EZ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/5 "2005-03-30T14:47:39Z")
> [@ElectricZ](#): > > My new worst nightmare is some kind of Six Flags/Burger King commercial crossover. Just let your imagination conjure up the image of Mr. Six and the King together. See if you can’t figure out a way to work in the Quiznos sponge monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/6 "2005-03-30T14:53:21Z")
It’s bound to be a young guy made up like an old guy. I think “Jackass” had a segment where they were made up like old guys, using Hollywood make up techniques. They looked like old guys, but could get down like young guys. Unless of course everybody has already taken it for granted that it’s a young guy in make up, then I don’t have a clue who the actual guy is. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/7 "2005-03-30T15:47:57Z")
It’s definitely make-up; you can tell in the close-up shots. I seriously love those commercials, though. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/8 "2005-03-30T16:06:11Z")
My daughter insists it’s Ross Perot. I agree. That black ops helicopter dropped some spectacular drugs down his chimney. Oh great! Now I have Venga Boys playing in my head! I hate you. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/9 "2005-03-30T16:11:19Z")
Nikki Sixx? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/10 "2005-03-30T16:43:33Z")
> [@Lil' Mahoney](#): > > **No clue** IS NOT! I think it’s a girl. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/11 "2005-03-30T23:23:06Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > I think it’s a girl. Someone asked _TV Guide_ the gender of the Mr. Six actor. Although Six Flags will not say if it is a young guy or an old, they do say that it is a man. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/12 "2005-03-30T23:32:27Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > Someone asked _TV Guide_ the gender of the Mr. Six actor. Although Six Flags will not say if it is a young guy or an old, they do say that it is a man. Oh. Well… then… he looks like a girl? I guess the diminuitive stature threw me off. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/13 "2005-03-30T23:49:24Z")
My bet is [this guy.](http://www.kellie.de/jw1/steveclarence.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-flags-commercial/296881/14 "2005-03-31T01:45:06Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > See if you can’t figure out a way to work in the Quiznos sponge monkeys. [WE LIKE THE MOON!](http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/)