# Six word stories...show us your Hemingways **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715 "2009-01-30T14:52:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/21 "2009-01-30T18:59:02Z")
Scary monster has heart of gold There is no need to be afraid Now I will have my revenge ETA: That chick is actually a dude. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/22 "2009-01-30T20:16:25Z")
Big Boat, Big Iceberg. Glub, glub. Planet Of The Apes is…EARTH! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/23 "2009-01-30T20:21:40Z")
Cluricaun is molested by Kari Byron. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/24 "2009-01-30T20:23:24Z")
He drinks. She cries. Ambitions forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/25 "2009-01-30T20:27:56Z")
It is time to fight ninjas. ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/26 "2009-01-30T20:30:13Z")
After the funeral, 'twas too late. My key does not fit anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/27 "2009-01-30T20:33:46Z")
**Sometimes you just gotta break the rules.** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/28 "2009-01-30T20:35:01Z")
> [@Borborygmi](#): > > **Sometimes you just gotta break the rules.** Perfect. Well played sir. High School is actually living hell. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/29 "2009-01-30T21:06:41Z")
Explain the Holocaust to an alien. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/30 "2009-01-30T21:18:30Z")
She took my wallet and left. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/31 "2009-01-30T21:22:26Z")
Shark fishing at night on acid. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/32 "2009-01-30T21:36:49Z")
From the Simpsons: This avocado gave me a wedding ring ! Slack-jawed Cletus just pulled the pin out of a hand grenade, the ring on the pin around his finger ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/33 "2009-01-30T21:44:28Z")
The beginning, the middle, the end. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/34 "2009-01-30T21:45:05Z")
This dog is a frickin genius! ---
**Author:** ![Incensed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Incensed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incensed)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/35 "2009-01-30T21:59:13Z")
Catholic priest arrested, victims seek closure. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/36 "2009-01-30T22:01:10Z")
Magic sword makes loser into hero. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/37 "2009-01-30T22:05:43Z")
Ancient alien machinery materialised nightmares. Death! Martians invade, kick ass, catch colds. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/38 "2009-01-30T22:05:55Z")
Hot redhead… brain tumour… relationship sideswiped. ---
**Author:** ![dactylic\_hexameter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@dactylic\_hexameter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dactylic_hexameter)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/39 "2009-01-30T22:12:32Z")
Found: abandoned Chihuahua. Not housebroken. Bites. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/40 "2009-01-30T22:13:09Z")
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