# Six word stories...show us your Hemingways

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 30, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715 "2009-01-30T14:52:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/101 "2009-02-06T23:24:42Z")

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Gives good head. I’ll marry her!

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/102 "2009-02-06T23:30:00Z")

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Wedding, she smiles: no more blowjobs!

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-show-us-your-hemingways/483715/103 "2009-02-07T11:40:10Z")

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I loved her,I lost her.

Kill him,now lets go home.

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