Scary monster has heart of gold
There is no need to be afraid
Now I will have my revenge
ETA: That chick is actually a dude.
Big Boat, Big Iceberg. Glub, glub.
Planet Of The Apes is…EARTH!
Cluricaun is molested by Kari Byron.
He drinks. She cries. Ambitions forgotten.
It is time to fight ninjas.
After the funeral, 'twas too late.
My key does not fit anymore.
Sometimes you just gotta break the rules.
Perfect. Well played sir.
High School is actually living hell.
Explain the Holocaust to an alien.
She took my wallet and left.
Shark fishing at night on acid.
From the Simpsons:
This avocado gave me a wedding ring !
Slack-jawed Cletus just pulled the pin out of a hand grenade, the ring on the pin around his finger
The beginning, the middle, the end.
This dog is a frickin genius!
Catholic priest arrested, victims seek closure.
Magic sword makes loser into hero.
Ancient alien machinery materialised nightmares. Death!
Martians invade, kick ass, catch colds.
Hot redhead… brain tumour… relationship sideswiped.
Found: abandoned Chihuahua. Not housebroken. Bites.
Math-challenged or rule-bending? Writer discovers hyphens.