Soylent Green is made of…plankton!
Adam put the blame on Eve.
He came. He saw. He surrendered
What does this do? Oh. Damn.
He discovered one murder was insufficient.
Defenestration was only a temporary solution.
Funerals bring out the crazies.
Good thing I still have mine.
Good exercise for the overly verbose.
Can’t seem to start without “good.”
This really should’ve been “He fell, ring fell, Sauron fell”.
People in the future are stupid.
Think I’ll try some movies…
Terminator:
The Future’s Uncertain, I’ll Be Back
Close Encounters:
Gee Aye Eff Eff Cee, Hello
2001:
Alien Monolith, It’s full Of Stars
Jaws:
Your Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Contact:
Seems Astronomy Is Looking Up, Apparently
Anything written by Andy Rooney would probably qualify for…:rolleyes:
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share
The rich man died alone.
“The winner of American Idol is…”
(This is an absolutely true story! My DVR cut off at EXACTLY that moment last year, and I played that ending to many friends, to much amusement. Watched the damned show all year and it cuts off at the announcement of the winner! Had to go to YouTube to see the final minute.)
“Harry’s those martinis crack your head”!
“The Nationalists turned and ran away”
My favourites so far:
Armaggedon for humans, paradise for cockroaches.
England wins world cup: hell frozen.
Six people, five bullets, one gun.
We can’t find a cure, sorry.
How many? Millions? Fuck, run!
Widow finds husband’s winning lottery ticket.
Don’t know why I can’t cry.
Fuckin’ crackers can’t count to six.
Didn’t need another word.
One man’s opinion.
Cop has chimp for a partner.
Old timer whups younger guy’s ass.
Says who?
This guy gets sick and dies
His best friend bangs his wife.
A different path made the difference.
I wonder what this lever does.
There’s nothing new under the sun.
He shouldn’t have wished for that.