# Six word stories: Trump Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 15, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304 "2022-10-15T21:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/1 "2022-10-15T21:13:20Z")
The goal of this thread is to tell a story about the Trump Presidency using six words. A few examples are given. Inspired by this thread: [Stories In Six Words](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stories-in-six-words/972864) Good President? Or best president ever? Circus Peanut turns politics into circus. I don’t really care. Do U? Never go broke underestimating American tastes? _Lex talionis_ replaces rule of law? ---
**Author:** ![dolphinboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dolphinboy/32/330_2.png) [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/2 "2022-10-15T21:14:51Z")
Trump loves Trump more than country. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/3 "2022-10-15T21:19:40Z")
Donald Trump ? Has he gone yet ? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/4 "2022-10-15T23:36:52Z")
Lie, tweet, crap, blame, tweet, crap. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/5 "2022-10-15T23:43:12Z")
The fucker’s still breathing ain’t he? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/6 "2022-10-15T23:56:29Z")
He wants to rule the world! I hope we don’t let him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/7 "2022-10-16T00:10:45Z")
i wish he would say this: ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/8 "2022-10-16T00:27:56Z")
Covfefe was his only good act. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/9 "2022-10-16T00:51:36Z")
(Crosses fingers.). Exit, pursued by bear? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/10 "2022-10-16T03:27:51Z")
[Moderating] Moving: Game Room, Thread Games. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/11 "2022-10-16T13:59:50Z")
Person, woman, man, camera, TV, indictment. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/12 "2022-10-16T14:59:29Z")
I have the biggliest six words. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/13 "2022-10-16T15:04:28Z")
Reality is only what I claim. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/14 "2022-10-16T15:31:29Z")
Authoritarian regimes like me, going UAE. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/15 "2022-10-16T15:37:29Z")
Like a pimple that needs popping. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/16 "2022-10-16T20:49:09Z")
Coming to a prison near you. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/17 "2022-10-16T21:15:07Z")
DJ absconds in white golf cart ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/18 "2022-10-17T01:55:29Z")
Horrible man does horrible things. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/19 "2022-10-17T01:57:30Z")
Fascist ogre tries to dominate nation. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/20 "2022-10-17T20:29:14Z")
Plays like Pelé from the rough. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304.md?page=2)