# Six word stories: Trump Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 15, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304 "2022-10-15T21:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/21 "2022-10-17T20:35:34Z")
Make ME! ME! ME! great again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/22 "2022-10-18T19:08:00Z")
Grover Cleveland’s record should remain intact. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/23 "2022-10-25T23:34:24Z")
Driver! Take me to the Capitol! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/24 "2022-10-25T23:35:07Z")
I am the Master of Projection! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/25 "2022-10-27T14:02:46Z")
Orangeman should be wearing the color. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/26 "2022-10-27T14:03:53Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > [Moderating] > Moving: Game Room, Thread Games. ISWYDT 😆 ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/27 "2022-10-28T03:07:37Z")
Disagree with me – I’ll destroy you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/28 "2022-10-28T20:27:31Z")
DOJ, Garland - get a move on! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/29 "2022-10-28T21:16:02Z")
Lie. Lie again. Lie some more. Keep lying. _(BTW, this IS only six words. The word ‘lie’ was repeated twice, but it’s the same word so in true Trump manner, since I’m the guy who posted it I’ve decided that it only counts once.)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/30 "2022-11-01T20:59:31Z")
Fighting desperately, keeping taxes from Congress. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/31 "2022-11-02T09:42:15Z")
Getting help from a distrustful court. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/32 "2022-11-02T13:25:57Z")
Chum Lindsey Graham must testify, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/33 "2022-11-05T00:41:47Z")
Must give them limos versus salaries! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/34 "2022-11-05T05:03:21Z")
But Bannon’s my man. He’ll be… ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/35 "2022-11-05T13:49:55Z")
Look, we only need 11,000 votes. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/36 "2022-11-05T23:24:19Z")
We’re not sending our best, either. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/37 "2022-11-06T00:06:29Z")
Sled? Hidden with the stolen documents? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/38 "2022-11-07T18:54:01Z")
Coined dumb nickname for DeSantis; criticized. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/39 "2022-11-08T01:46:04Z")
I’ll very probably do it again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/40 "2022-11-09T17:29:49Z")
His candidates didn’t do that well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304.md?page=3)