# Six word stories: Trump Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 15, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304 "2022-10-15T21:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/41 "2022-11-10T05:42:13Z")
He and Joe both bow out. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/42 "2022-11-10T20:39:57Z")
Voters wise up, start cleaning house. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/43 "2022-11-15T17:14:05Z")
Thumbs-up even in Tiffany’s wedding pics. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/44 "2022-11-17T12:51:46Z")
Trump has Presidential Diarrhea, runs again. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/45 "2022-11-17T13:57:00Z")
Hope he kills the Republican Party. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/46 "2022-11-17T19:29:09Z")
Rupert is _so_ over The Donald > **[Murdoch-Owned New York Post Trolls 'Florida Man' Trump With Page 26 Burn](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/new-york-post-donald-trump-front-page_n_6375de29e4b0283a8d182564)** > > The previously pro-Trump newspaper buried its coverage of the former president's 2024 announcement and peppered its story with digs. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/47 "2022-11-23T00:12:43Z")
I’ll release them after I’m audited! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/48 "2022-11-23T16:24:31Z")
Lost twice in court yesterday, heheh. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/49 "2022-12-06T23:04:44Z")
Tiny-handed loser rapist flings ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/50 "2022-12-06T23:52:52Z")
“Guilty” on fraud charges – troubles mounting _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/51 "2022-12-07T22:31:27Z")
Herschel Walker lost; another endorsement failure. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/52 "2023-09-27T03:32:42Z")
Weaponizing useful idiots against the Constitution. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/53 "2023-09-27T14:59:02Z")
New York court nails him for fraud. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/54 "2023-09-27T18:05:05Z")
Not all about him – skips debates. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/55 "2023-09-27T22:42:31Z")
Jawed god lies. Flawed fraud. Surprise! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/56 "2023-09-27T23:10:51Z")
Who’ll he throw under bus next? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/57 "2023-10-05T06:13:50Z")
He’s not a fan of military. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/58 "2023-10-05T16:15:23Z")
Greatest. Bestest. Beautifulest. Oh, it’s Trump… ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/59 "2023-10-07T12:16:57Z")
He’s going to start civil war. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-word-stories-trump-edition/973304/60 "2023-10-08T04:02:41Z")
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