# Size Does Matter (but some women are in apparent denial) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569 "2007-09-26T17:35:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/21 "2007-09-28T00:09:51Z")
[QUOTE=erie774] And that ends part one of our discussion on computer memory storage systems. [/QUOTE] Arf. But back to the subject… long is nice just because it allows for more creative positions. I really miss my ex’s. His package, in every imaginable particular, was perfect, simply perfect, in appearance, utility, stamina, scent, flavor, everything. Flawless. Sigh…bastard… if he could have only left Mr. Happy behind when he left me… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/22 "2007-09-28T01:33:34Z")
See, for me, I don’t think it matters what the guy’s penis is like. When you can get any color or size or girth at [Babeland](http://www.babeland.com/), then it doesn’t matter what the guy’s penis is like. Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus. Granted, I don’t put too much stock in vaginal play except at certain times of the month, so perhaps I’m not the best expert in it. ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/23 "2007-09-28T01:54:50Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] Ditto. Be proud of that length all you want, boys, but if you’re carrying around a 10-inch pencil in your pants, it’s just not going to do it for me. [/QUOTE] I realize that girth is important, but uhh, I’ve never heard of a person that was really long but skinny. I mean skinny for the length sure, but what if they are 10" and 5.5" around, 5.5 is still well above average girth, just out of proportion to the length. If I were 7.5 and 5.5 I would have no complaints, but at 10" I’m suddenly a pencil? ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/24 "2007-09-28T03:37:57Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] See, for me, I don’t think it matters what the guy’s penis is like. When you can get any color or size or girth at [Babeland](http://www.babeland.com/), then it doesn’t matter what the guy’s penis is like. Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus. Granted, I don’t put too much stock in vaginal play except at certain times of the month, so perhaps I’m not the best expert in it. [/QUOTE] Oh man, we are on such different wavelengths. I’ve never had a toy in the world that felt as good as a real human penis attached (not strapped to) a real human being. And one of these days I’m going to begin my crusade to ban vibrators. I think that overall, they do more damage than good. But this is headed for a massive hijack, so I’ll stop. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/25 "2007-09-28T04:05:16Z")
[QUOTE=Stoid] Oh man, we are on such different wavelengths. I’ve never had a toy in the world that felt as good as a real human penis attached (not strapped to) a real human being. And one of these days I’m going to begin my crusade to ban vibrators. I think that overall, they do more damage than good. But this is headed for a massive hijack, so I’ll stop. [/QUOTE] Really? Damage, how? Hmmm. Maybe we should open up a new thread… ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/26 "2007-09-28T04:08:09Z")
[QUOTE=missbunny] Whoa, is that the uniform that they actually have to wear at that place? It’s HIDEOUS! That thing in his pants looks like a tumor. [/QUOTE] I’ve eaten there many times, and that is NOT the actual uniform. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/27 "2007-09-28T05:53:45Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] See, for me, I don’t think it matters what the guy’s penis is like. When you can get any color or size or girth at [Babeland](http://www.babeland.com/), then it doesn’t matter what the guy’s penis is like. Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus. … [/QUOTE] The trick is to force feed them large amounts of caffeine. and hope their hearts don’t explode before you’re done. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/28 "2007-09-28T14:03:30Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] The trick is to force feed them large amounts of caffeine. and hope their hearts don’t explode before you’re done. [/QUOTE] _spews espresso on monitor_ It’s a TRAP! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/29 "2007-09-28T15:00:35Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus. [/QUOTE] Well, with enough caffeine, sometimes I find that I… … er, never mind. On edit: …sometimes I find that I get a good idea and then don’t read to the end of the thread to see if someone else had it first. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569/30 "2007-09-28T16:09:02Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] Plus, most guys don’t have vibrating dicks, which is a real product minus. [/QUOTE] I have occasional product issues with vaginas as well. Sometimes they come permanently attached to bitches, and no amount of servicing seems to solve the problem. The only solution is a complete unit upgrade to a better model. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-does-matter-but-some-women-are-in-apparent-denial/420569.md?page=1)