# Size matters to guys too! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488 "2000-08-07T23:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/1 "2000-08-07T23:48:49Z")
Yep, we don’t like a woman to be too big down there…I don’t know how you’d describe just what the right size for a woman to be is; but I suppose the sound would give things away,eh? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/2 "2000-08-07T23:57:15Z")
OK, a few things. - Are we talking about vaginal capacity here? In which case: 1. No, we don’t want too much room. Friction is your friend. 2. Eh, how would YOU know the sound was a giveaway 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/3 "2000-08-07T23:59:44Z")
If you hear a _squick_ _squick_ sound, stop! Wrong end. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/4 "2000-08-08T00:21:20Z")
I thought he was talking about really really big lips. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/5 "2000-08-08T01:02:52Z")
Handy, wanna clue us the hell in as to what the OP is talking about? I, for one, am wondering wtf you meant 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/6 "2000-08-08T01:17:28Z")
Assuming Coldfire is right: I have to be able to feel both sides at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/7 "2000-08-08T01:52:59Z")
Size does matter Handy, you are right. I for one am glad not to be the grand canyon, or to have leather sides. And I might add this too - if you are built like a tree trunk, go away, you scare me! \*Aenea, who walks away blushing now. ---
**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/8 "2000-08-08T01:58:39Z")
Like men’s organ size, this is not something that we can really do anything about. I mean short of keggle exercises (which I do regularily…😉 what can be done? ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/9 "2000-08-08T02:00:59Z")
Soft plastic inserts? (typical man answer, eh?) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/10 "2000-08-08T02:07:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aenea \* > **And I might add this too - if you are built like a tree trunk, go away, you scare me!** [Norm MacDonald] Note to self: Don’t bother trying to impress Aenea. You will only FRIGHTEN her. [/Norm MacDonald] ---
**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/11 "2000-08-08T02:18:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aenea \* > \*\*if you are built like a tree trunk, go away, you scare me! > \*\* I would like to second that!! I mean big is good, to a POINT!! Also, would a man not feel very inferior if his girl was way too big for him? I mean, what does that say about his predecesor in comparison? ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/12 "2000-08-08T02:18:56Z")
What can I say, Mr. C? Some of us were just not built to be porn queens. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/13 "2000-08-08T03:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > if you are built like a tree trunk, go away, you scare me! You’d like me then, Aenea. I’m built like a twig. I mean… uh… ah, shit, nevermind… (And I wonder why I can’t get a date :D) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/14 "2000-08-08T04:15:32Z")
Friend of mine had a great description of his sexual encounter with a, er, “loose” woman: “It was like walking into a warm room with my zipper open.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/15 "2000-08-08T04:16:23Z")
Old joke: Man says to his wife “Hey, I’d like a little p\*\*\*y”. His wife replies, “Me too, mine’s as big as a barn”. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/16 "2000-08-08T05:03:04Z")
My friend ripped while giving birth and the doctor told her husband that he had sewn her up better than new to give him a nice sng fit. My friend and her hubby were livid. She was tiny anyway and it was a tight fit to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/17 "2000-08-08T05:08:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lee \* > \*\*My friend ripped while giving birth and the doctor told her husband that he had sewn her up better than new to give him a nice sng fit. My friend and her hubby were livid. She was tiny anyway and it was a tight fit to begin with. \*\* Bastard. I won’t even touch the OP. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/18 "2000-08-08T06:08:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \* > \*\*Friend of mine had a great description of his sexual encounter with a, er, “loose” woman: “It was like walking into a warm room with my zipper open.” \*\* My ex-brother-in-law referred to having sex with his wife as “throwing a hot dog down a hallway” 'scuse me while I do my Kegel exercises… ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/19 "2000-08-08T06:38:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lumpy \* > \*\*Old joke: > > Man says to his wife “Hey, I’d like a little p\*\*\*y”. His wife replies, “Me too, mine’s as big as a barn”. > \*\* Funny, my usual answer is “I have one, it’s way over-rated…” (said completely deadpan) or else “I’ve got one…if you like, I’ll share it with you…” Now I’m blushing… :o ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/20 "2000-08-08T09:31:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Old joke: > > Man says to his wife “Hey, I’d like a little p\*\*\*y”. His wife replies, “Me too, mine’s as big as a barn”. First time I heard that was from the movie “Predator” (damn, that was a great flick). 'Cept the punchline was “Mine’s as big as a house”, but you get the idea. 'Nother one, same movie: “I went over to my girlfriends, and I said, ‘Jeez, you got a big p_ **y! Jeez, you got a big p** _y!’ My girlfriend asked, ‘Why’d you say it twice?’ I said, ‘I didn’t… that was the echo!’” As you can see, Genitalia Humor was bad even in the '80s. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488.md?page=2)