# Size matters to guys too! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488 "2000-08-07T23:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/21 "2000-08-08T10:29:19Z")
Well, I don’t have a tree trunk… not exactly a twig either IMHO. It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic in it. I think it’s like **Nika** said, you’re born with it, so learn to deal with it. There’s nothing you can do about it. My ex was just as tight after two kids and seventeen years of marriage as she was when we met. I’ve been with “experienced” women (if you follow me) who were tight and near virgins who weren’t. There are many positions that will “put the squeeze” on and make it enjoyable to both partys. Maybe I’m just getting old but I really don’t see sex as the only thing in a relationship. If I could find a good woman that I trusted and felt comfortable with and enjoyed talking to…one that I could really open up with and share my life with. I wouldn’t care if I could drive a truck into it. Cause it would still be great. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/22 "2000-08-08T14:12:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lee \* > \*\*My friend ripped while giving birth and the doctor told her husband that he had sewn her up better than new to give him a nice sng fit. My friend and her hubby were livid. She was tiny anyway and it was a tight fit to begin with. \*\* The doctors call that a “Husband Stitch”. IMHO, I wish that they’d make a “Husband Stretch”. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/23 "2000-08-08T14:21:57Z")
I thought the thread topic was “Size matters to guys’ TOOL” and I kept thinking of bigger hammers, smaller wrenches. oh well. :o ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/24 "2000-08-08T14:27:35Z")
The subject is "bigger hammers and smaller _sockets_. Leave a line like that open, will ya? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diver)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/25 "2000-08-08T15:13:16Z")
A girl once said to me “Tight aren’t I?” I said “Nope, just full” She wasn’t amused. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/26 "2000-08-08T15:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SouthernStyle \* > \*\*The subject is "bigger hammers and smaller _sockets_. > > Leave a line like that open, will ya? 😉 > \*\* thanks SouthernStyle, you (ahem) nailed me on that one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/27 "2000-08-08T15:35:41Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by oldscratch_ > > **I thought he was talking about really really big lips.** Actually, he was… * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Three months, four weeks, two days, 13 hours, 35 minutes and 20 seconds. 4862 cigarettes not smoked, saving $607.83. Life saved: 2 weeks, 2 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![StoneGolem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@StoneGolem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StoneGolem)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/28 "2000-08-08T15:38:06Z")
I dunno…this sort of thing just isn’t the kind of thing you can truly bring up seriously without thinking of bad past experiences…and it’s so hard to refrain from being vulgar about said experiences. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/29 "2000-08-08T15:51:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satan \* > \*\* > > Actually, he was… \*\* Well no. There is a difference between big lips and being tight or loose. Have you ever seen the pictures of people who stretch their lips? Or the doctor who performs lip reduction surgery. Doesn’t nesecarily have anything to do with the internal parts. You can also get lip implants. You could get balls or pyramids placed in them for a really exotic look. ---
**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/30 "2000-08-08T15:55:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Satan \* > > \*\* > > > > Actually, he was… > > \*\* > > You can also get lip implants. You could get balls or pyramids placed in them for a really exotic look. \*\* Really? REALLY? Have you ever seen this? This is really weird to me, but I guess it is no different than breast implants. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/31 "2000-08-08T16:01:38Z")
Almost exactly one year ago (July 27,99) there was a subject of mine: “Penis size matters + ‘times’ you have sex? - 21 replies” Maybe I should have said it as “Vagina size matters”? As for lips, too big a jaw matters too… As for sounding just the right size for the vagina…that’s a little gem I picked up from TV. Isn’t it a ‘squish’ sound? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/32 "2000-08-08T16:05:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nika \* > … I mean big is good, to a POINT!! … > \*\* You like a point on yours? :eek: I prefer mine gently rounded. Another old joke: A couple (probably aggies) went to a therapist because their love life was unsatisfying. The therapist suggested that they include more play in bed: “For instance, I roll marbles up my wife’s and she throws donuts on mine” The couple left the therapist and went to the grocery store. He said to her: “OK, honey, You go get the lifesavers, and I’ll get the oranges” ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/33 "2000-08-08T16:10:50Z")
Hmmm…the lyrics of an old Smiths song are coming to mind here: > [@](#): > > From the Ice Age > To the Dull Age > There is but one concern; > I have just discovered > Some girls are bigger than others > Some girls are bigger than others… ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/34 "2000-08-08T19:01:34Z")
My last SO was so tight that at first we couldn’t conjugate. Took several days of digital manipulation before things could fit. This, BTW, was FANTASTIC for my male ego 😉 Sua ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/35 "2000-08-08T20:38:36Z")
Several days? Didn’t your fingers get tired? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/36 "2000-08-08T22:54:26Z")
What is this thread about? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488/37 "2000-08-09T00:05:28Z")
I am sure I have no idea what this is about, but I AM intrigued. Unless we are talking about really grotesque… uhm… Hammers or Sockets or Screws and pilot holes or whatever, the point is size isn’t really the issue. It’s all about passion, respect, trust, the proper mix of imagination and enthusiasim, humor and technique. Oh and of course lubrication. oooh and baby oil massages, and toys…yes toys are very good, Candles are nice if they are not too pointy, I am rather fond of feathers, and let’s not forget the industrial size can of chocolate pudding (Mr. 57’s favorite) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/size-matters-to-guys-too/28488.md?page=1)