# sk8's Dating Service Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sk8s-dating-service-thread/40952>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 13, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sk8s-dating-service-thread/40952 "2000-11-13T03:58:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sk8s-dating-service-thread/40952/1 "2000-11-13T03:58:29Z")

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In response to this baloney:

Dropzone said in this thread:  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46116&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46116&pagenumber=2)

> [@](#):
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> You 16 & 17 year olds get outa my thread! Maybe one of you can start a dating service for kids but that someone ain’t me!
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> The ground rules are simple: single, 18 or older.

Forget all that crap…

My dating service allows people atleast 9 years old to join. Thats right 9 years old. I assume there’s no one under the age of 9 on this message board, so it seems like an appropriate age minimum.

On with the show.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sk8s-dating-service-thread/40952/2 "2000-11-13T04:03:06Z")

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Smashing idea, sk8. I think your theme song should be Oingo Boingo’s “Little girls”.

\<runs very quickly\>

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sk8s-dating-service-thread/40952/3 "2000-11-13T04:05:27Z")

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Eh, whatever helps… Oh… wait… Heeeeeeeeeeeyyy!!!

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sk8s-dating-service-thread/40952/4 "2000-11-13T04:38:43Z")

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It’s like my pa always said:

If there’s grass in the field, play ball!