# Skald brain, dog turd and BBQ sandwich for supper. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 4, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327 "2012-01-04T02:11:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3e96dc/32.png) [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dennis_Arthur_PERRETT)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/1 "2012-01-04T02:11:52Z")
Ingredients. 1 piece of bread 1 dog turd, long and straight barbeque sauce 1 brain from a skald creature delicately removed as they are miniscule. Procedure. 1. place dog turd, skald brain with BBQ sauce on bread. 2. if Skald brain is unavailable, which it usually is due to its insidious “gollum-like” attributes and wimpy covert ways, a chickens brain with its superior intellect over and beyond that of a skald will probably be more intellectually delectable. 3. serve and share as a side dish with Nemesis Tapeworm Noodles lightly fried Death Cap mushrooms plus a dollop of Cretins and Cyanide Gravy to all your wimpy friends as a personal offering from Zeus. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/2 "2012-01-04T02:15:40Z")
How cute. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/3 "2012-01-04T02:15:45Z")
Context? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/4 "2012-01-04T02:16:58Z")
Good Lord man. That sounds just awful. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/5 "2012-01-04T02:19:29Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > That sounds just awful. Everyone knows dog turds are eaten with mustard. ---
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/6 "2012-01-04T02:20:52Z")
So, do we have before us the Jacquelope-type crazy that gets itself banned eventually or the just-under-the-line-ZPGZealot-type crazy that sticks around indefinitely? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/7 "2012-01-04T02:21:17Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Context? The OP apparently popped a hard-on for Skaldy in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637084), and decided to fix a sandwich here. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/8 "2012-01-04T02:26:12Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > The OP apparently popped a hard-on for Skaldy in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637084), and decided to fix a sandwich here. Ah. Well, **Skald** was thread-shitting, but this pitting is pretty horrible. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/9 "2012-01-04T02:29:02Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > The OP apparently popped a hard-on for Skaldy in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637084), and decided to fix a sandwich here. Gotcha. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/10 "2012-01-04T02:33:33Z")
Clearly, there is a pressing need for a junior high school version of this MB. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/11 "2012-01-04T02:34:36Z")
I don’t see why he bothered to open this Pit thread, since he was already insulting Skald openly in the CS thread (which, btw, was a fucking lame thread). ---
**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/12 "2012-01-04T03:30:32Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Ah. Well, **Skald** was thread-shitting, but this pitting is pretty horrible. If you shit on top of a pile of shit, you get… shit? Hmm, my metaphor is breaking down. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/13 "2012-01-04T03:42:51Z")
Can we get a short version of the OP’s tenure at the Dope? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/14 "2012-01-04T03:46:24Z")
This pitting really needed an absurd hypothetical where you needed to make an unmakeable choice… ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/15 "2012-01-04T03:47:07Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Can we get a short version of the OP’s tenure at the Dope? I believe the post that starts this thread encapsulates things accurately. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/16 "2012-01-04T03:50:51Z")
> [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](#): > > Ingredients. > > 1 piece of bread > > 1 dog turd, long and straight > > barbeque sauce > > 1 brain from a skald creature delicately removed as they are miniscule. > > Procedure. > > 1. place dog turd, skald brain with BBQ sauce on bread. > > 2. if Skald brain is unavailable, which it usually is due to its insidious “gollum-like” attributes and wimpy covert ways, a chickens brain with its superior intellect over and beyond that of a skald will probably be more intellectually delectable. > > 3. serve and share as a side dish with Nemesis Tapeworm Noodles lightly fried Death Cap mushrooms plus a dollop of Cretins and Cyanide Gravy to all your wimpy friends as a personal offering from Zeus. Don’t sandwiches have 2 pieces of bread? 😛 It’s fascinating the way that some autistic spectrum types come off as retarded even though they’re of perfectly average intelligence. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/17 "2012-01-04T03:59:39Z")
Skald was being a jackass. This is not particularly uncommon. Also, the OP should be aware that the Dope regulars don’t like new posters with a unique voice, style, or set of opinions. Yeah, it’s a stupid form of hazing, but there you have it. Be warned. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/18 "2012-01-04T04:01:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Clearly, there is a pressing need for a junior high school version of this MB. I thought this _was_ te junior high school version! ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/19 "2012-01-04T04:03:41Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Skald was being a jackass. This is not particularly uncommon. Yeah, but he was being an _accurate_ jackass. I believe that’s in his job description. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/20 "2012-01-04T04:04:29Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Can we get a short version of the OP’s tenure at the Dope? Sure: [Why doesn’t Cecil use his real name](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=634464)…I use my real name on the internet and so should everyone else…Skald was mean to me. At least that’s where I first noticed him. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327.md?page=2)