# Skald brain, dog turd and BBQ sandwich for supper. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 4, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327 "2012-01-04T02:11:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/41 "2012-01-04T16:24:44Z")
> [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](#): > > If you shit on top of a pile of shit, you get… shit? Hmm, my metaphor is breaking down. [A shit fuck stack.](http://laughingsquid.com/fuck-shit-stack-by-reggie-watts/) ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/42 "2012-01-04T16:51:51Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > [Your sic is errant.](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/arrant) 🙂 I stand corrected - thanks! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/43 "2012-01-04T16:52:21Z")
> [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](#): > > Ingredients. > > . Who the fuck are _you_?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/44 "2012-01-04T17:13:48Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Sorry, but this is Abuse. The **PERRETT** sketch is down the hall. And if he gets banned he’ll be an ex-PERRETT. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/45 "2012-01-04T17:19:32Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > And if he gets banned he’ll be an ex-PERRETT. No, he’s just pining for the boards. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/46 "2012-01-04T17:31:53Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > No, he’s just pining for the boards. That would be bjoards. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/47 "2012-01-04T17:35:10Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > And if he gets banned he’ll be an ex-PERRETT. Well, I suppose we’ll have to replace him, then. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/48 "2012-01-04T19:09:24Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Well, I suppose we’ll have to replace him, then. Can you do a conversion job on a screech monkey? ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/49 "2012-01-04T19:25:11Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Can you do a conversion job on a screech monkey? Does it talk? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/50 "2012-01-04T19:33:21Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Does it talk? Not really. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/51 "2012-01-04T19:38:19Z")
_ **Well then it’s scarcely a bloody replacement, is it?** _ ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/52 "2012-01-04T19:38:44Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I decided to give this shit sandwich a whirl and I gotta say, for a shit sandwich, it’s not bad. You gotta make sure to use a smoky BBQ sauce though, not honey, to cut through the gaminess of the feces. And I used a seedless rye, but now I’m wishing I’d gone with a onion roll. As I read this, I was simultaneously laughing and gagging. Many posts here at the SDMB have made me do one or the other, but yours is the first to put them together. Well played, sir, well played. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/53 "2012-01-04T20:35:40Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Can you do a conversion job on a screech monkey? > [@StusBlues](#): > > Does it talk? Well, it screeches. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/54 "2012-01-04T23:41:06Z")
So, am I the only one who read **Skald** ’s post as participatory, and not thread-shitting? He’s joking about Daisy being a switch-hitting, cousin-fucking town ho. How’s that substantially different, in tone or substance, than the rest of the thread in which it was posted? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/55 "2012-01-05T00:06:33Z")
I’d say we could ask him, but I assume he’s in a fetal position in the shower after learning of the OP’s rejection. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/56 "2012-01-05T02:18:03Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > So, am I the only one who read **Skald** ’s post as participatory, and not thread-shitting? He’s joking about Daisy being a switch-hitting, cousin-fucking town ho. How’s that substantially different, in tone or substance, than the rest of the thread in which it was posted? As far as I can tell, the rest of the thread was short versions of artistic works. **Skald** didn’t come in and offer an alternative short version of the Dukes of Hazzard. He came in and nitpicked the OP, and then offered that the OP’s version was arrant nonsense. I don’t see how that can be viewed as anything but thread-shitting. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/57 "2012-01-05T04:11:51Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > As far as I can tell, the rest of the thread was short versions of artistic works. > > **Skald** didn’t come in and offer an alternative short version of the Dukes of Hazzard. He came in and nitpicked the OP, and then offered that the OP’s version was arrant nonsense. I don’t see how that can be viewed as anything but thread-shitting. But it was done with pizazz. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/58 "2012-01-05T04:24:52Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > So, am I the only one who read **Skald** ’s post as participatory, and not thread-shitting? He’s joking about Daisy being a switch-hitting, cousin-fucking town ho. How’s that substantially different, in tone or substance, than the rest of the thread in which it was posted? Yeah, it’s not even close to threadshitting and I’m of the opinion that those who have espoused such a viewpoint need to swap out their smelling salts for something a little less wussified. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/59 "2012-01-05T04:34:24Z")
I note, somewhat with interest, that the OP has not bothered to [include butter](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=635519) on his sandwich. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/60 "2012-01-05T04:35:29Z")
I’d opine that it was threadshitting. But it was also funny. But it was both minor threadshitting and minorly funny. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327.md?page=4)