# Skald brain, dog turd and BBQ sandwich for supper. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 4, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327 "2012-01-04T02:11:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/81 "2012-01-05T16:41:00Z")
I have no opinion on anything really, but I do feel the need to randomly state that Skald is not nearly as funny or as witty as he seems to think he is. All those tired “evil Skald” jokes? Boring. All those retarded TLDR scenario of the day threads? Just get to the point dipshit. Yeah. Boring smug Skald. Reminds me of a chubby accountant with a small mustache telling anecdotes at a very boring party. He sounds like he is having fun, but all the cool kids can’t wait to get out of there. Ok. Carry on bitches. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/82 "2012-01-06T08:01:14Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > But it was done with pizazz. And it was pretty darn funny. ---
**Author:** ![mister\_nyx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@mister\_nyx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mister_nyx)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/83 "2012-01-07T00:42:27Z")
Who ever heard of a straight dog turd? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/84 "2012-01-07T01:05:54Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Is it just me or has Frank come out of his modding stint a bit more angry and bitter-sounding than he went in? Quite frankly, I’ve been wondering about that myself. Before I became a mod, I was an eager Pit denizen (In fact, I made it clear in my application to be a mod, that I should not be assigned to the Pit. Turned out not to matter in those days, when mod criticism was confined to the Pit.), but I also was an active (and, if I say so myself) useful participant in GD. I extremely rarely posted anywhere else. After my moddom, I’ve found that I haven’t reverted to that posting pattern, as I expected. I, as well as you, wonder why. ETA: and all that said, and admitted, **Skald** is simply a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/85 "2012-01-07T01:46:31Z")
Well here’s to hoping you can figure it out. I always liked old Frank. I even named my first-born son after you. Well, not really, but my first-born son’s name \*is \*Frank. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/86 "2012-01-07T02:35:44Z")
> [@mister\_nyx](#): > > Who ever heard of a straight dog turd? I was also curious about the physics involved, but afraid to say so. ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/87 "2012-01-08T01:06:58Z")
Am I the only one that thinks the OP is about as Australian as Snooki? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/88 "2012-01-08T01:27:05Z")
Or that Outback guy. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/89 "2012-01-08T03:25:53Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Can we get a short version of the OP’s tenure at the Dope? Scene 1: OP is a complete fucktard. Scene 2: Some dopers have some fun pointing and laughing. Scene 3: Bored now. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327/90 "2012-01-08T04:03:20Z")
ok, I haven’t been around here long enough to know all of the personalities, so I guess I’ll just say this: I have no idea what you’re talking about … So here’s a bunny with a pancake on its head. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-brain-dog-turd-and-bbq-sandwich-for-supper/608327.md?page=4)