# Skald the Rhymer AKA Henry is in the hospital

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 2, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759 "2016-03-02T19:16:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/41 "2016-03-03T02:41:35Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Everyone else is assuming you mean his sickness is depression. But I read it as he was sick, and it was making him depressed.

Yeah I remember the last time he was sick, he was physically sick. Extra rough on him since he’s a diabetic.

Get well soon, Skald!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/42 "2016-03-03T02:43:49Z")

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Skaldy, come home! SOMEONE has to feed the killer bees!

Seriously, get well soon. May Athena smile on you.

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**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/43 "2016-03-03T02:50:01Z")

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Skald/Henry, I’m sending healing vibes of all kinds your way. I hope they don’t get caught up in telephone lines, or hit by airplanes, or anything nasty like that. Usually they do just fine and reach the intended…Let me know if you get them.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/44 "2016-03-03T02:53:24Z")

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Email sent. Ghu knows, he doesn’t know me from Adam, but I hope I’ve made a tiny contribution to the aggregate.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/45 "2016-03-03T02:58:05Z")

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Maybe I copied it wrong, but the address in the OP wouldn’t work for me. I’ll try again.

Now, about those bees, do they go just for pollen, or blood?

Seriously, I hope you get well soon. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/46 "2016-03-03T02:59:56Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Maybe I copied it wrong, but the address in the OP wouldn’t work for me. I’ll try again.
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> Now, about those bees, do they go just for pollen, or blood?
> 
> Seriously, I hope you get well soon. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

Probably copied it fine - there’s an extra space before the .com. Remove it and you’re golden.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/47 "2016-03-03T03:07:34Z")

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Get better, **Skald**!

We need you and love you and your hypotheticals!

We want you back, loaded with more interesting ideas!

Get better. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/48 "2016-03-03T03:08:19Z")

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> [@galen\_ubal](#):
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> Probably copied it fine - there’s an extra space before the .com. Remove it and you’re golden.

You are right, I don’t know why I didn’t see that.

Here’s a hypothetical for our Skald to work on.

What about correcting the timeline in which President Trump _ **escapes** _ assassination?😃

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/49 "2016-03-03T03:15:29Z")

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Maybe you can figure out the board clock too. Get well soon! Kim please keep us all posted.

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/50 "2016-03-03T03:30:52Z")

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Oh no. Damn it. He’s one of my favorite posters here.

Best wishes, thoughts and prayers. I wish very much for you Skald, to get the better of what is ailing you now.

Email sent.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/51 "2016-03-03T04:26:30Z")

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Email sent.

All the best, **Skald**! I’ll alert the Natalie Portman comfortbots #1-100 that they might be needed on the double…

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/52 "2016-03-03T04:58:22Z")

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My Wed night workout is brutally tough, anaerobic & boring. Usually I don’t see another sole. Phone doesn’t work, radio doesn’t get thru the walls. (Yes, I had my MP3 player). Between the brain hypoxia & the isolation the mind wanders. Tonight it came up with an interesting hypothetical & I thought of Skald…before I saw this thread.

Get well soon Skald / Henry

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/53 "2016-03-03T05:55:37Z")

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I’ve sent an email.

I hope for the best!

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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/54 "2016-03-03T08:06:05Z")

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Fired off an email;, best wishes and a quick reunion with the twins and the rest of the Skald klan.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/55 "2016-03-03T11:53:09Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Can I call you Henk? That’s what I called my uncle Henry. Of course that was short for Henrik.
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> Is there another diminutive form of “Henry”? I’m thinking “Hen” is sub-optimal.
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> Tolkien had an uncle Henry too, you know. Well, Wilfred Henry, but still . . .
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> May you get better, and sooner rather than later.

I know a Henry who I call En-er-eee.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/56 "2016-03-03T12:26:47Z")

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Get well, Henry. And report back ASAP.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/57 "2016-03-03T12:31:06Z")

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I sent an email as well: [I have no idea what to say so here’s a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on his head](http://i0.wp.com/farm4.staticflickr.com/3105/2861005088_5bf1cd8013.jpg).

I hope he chuckled or cackled or whatever it is he does when things amuse him.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/58 "2016-03-03T12:59:35Z")

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Get well and come back soon, Skald. The Dope’s not the same without you. Best wishes.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/59 "2016-03-03T13:01:45Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Get well and come back soon, Skald. The Dope’s not the same without you. Best wishes.

Yes, and nothing hypothetical about that.

Take care Henry.

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**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/60 "2016-03-03T13:06:56Z")

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Get well soon! 🙂

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