# Skald the Rhymer AKA Henry is in the hospital **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759 "2016-03-02T19:16:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/81 "2016-03-04T01:52:39Z")
Just chiming in with a “Thinking of you.” And “We’ll be here when you’re ready for us.” ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/82 "2016-03-04T03:17:15Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Read him some emails. He got upset. I will try something different. He is having a procedure right now. Thanks for trying anyway. Bye. Oh reallllly? Clearly then this paltroon is Christmas nog in August. A three-legged tadpole with a cleft pallet. The acolyte of an underling to a mindless follower of discredited pyramid schemes. And that’s taking the charitable view. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/83 "2016-03-04T03:49:43Z")
Get well soon! ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/84 "2016-03-04T03:54:36Z")
Email sent. Please give him a platonic hug from me. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/85 "2016-03-04T08:11:21Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Read him some emails. He got upset. I will try something different. He is having a procedure right now. Thanks for trying anyway. Bye. Well, I’m not taking my flowers back :mad: Hope he’s better soon. ---
**Author:** ![Grrlbrarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrlbrarian/32/4048_2.png) [@Grrlbrarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrlbrarian)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/86 "2016-03-04T14:56:00Z")
Ah, Henry / **Skald** / **Secret Agent SuperDragon** , I’m so sorry you’re in the hospital. ☹ Sending the best of wishes that you’re on the mend and up to resuming your enforcement - what-if - SDMB assassin duties soonest. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/87 "2016-03-04T16:55:09Z")
More best wishes to **Skald** /Henry and his family! Get well soon, and we miss you! ---
**Author:** ![GreedySmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GreedySmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreedySmurf)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/88 "2016-03-04T18:08:07Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Read him some emails. He got upset. I will try something different. He is having a procedure right now. Thanks for trying anyway. Bye. Probably because Henry the Evil Overload doesn’t have quite he same ring as Skald the Evil Overlord. 😃 He and his minions will have to work overtime when he’s back on his feet to restore his reign of fear! I always enjoy reading Skald’s threads, hope the procedure goes well and he’s back up and around in short order. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/89 "2016-03-04T18:21:38Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Hmm. Any salmon or sturgeon? Now is not the time to carp about minor errors. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/90 "2016-03-04T19:26:10Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Now is not the time to carp about minor errors. Yes, that would be a crappie thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/91 "2016-03-04T19:28:35Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Yes, that would be a crappie thing to do. Cod you quit with the puns already? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/92 "2016-03-04T19:28:50Z")
Those last three posts really smelt. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/93 "2016-03-04T19:31:51Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Cod you quit with the puns already? Throw out some bait and they go for it hook, line and stinker. ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/94 "2016-03-04T19:35:32Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Throw out some bait and they go for it hook, line and stinker. Now you’re just trolling. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/95 "2016-03-04T19:42:42Z")
This thread is floundering. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/96 "2016-03-04T19:48:12Z")
You know, I still have some of those bees I got on clearance from Rhymer Industries. Stop with the fish puns or I set them loose in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/97 "2016-03-04T19:51:12Z")
Eel be back with some more as soon as I can think of some. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/98 "2016-03-04T19:54:58Z")
With these puns, I filet headache coming on. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/99 "2016-03-04T19:59:27Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > With these puns, I filet headache coming on. Don’t you mean a haddock? Lord, what a plaice this is anymore… ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-aka-henry-is-in-the-hospital/747759/100 "2016-03-04T20:01:21Z")
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